View Full Version : Battle Royal: WZCW Edition (Now with working title)
People were having a bit of fun, but my interest in it trailed off and I just sorta left it unfinished. Well, I'm gonna go ahead and finish it up and then run a second go round with a few new characters. Hope you all have fun with it.
This is an idea I had after watching Danganronpa and playing PUBG a couple days ago. What if the superstars of WZCW were dropped onto an island and had to fight to be the last one standing?
In the original Battle Royal, there were 42 high school students and a typical round of PUBG features 100 players. I didn't want to go as high as one hundred, so I was originally going to cap this at 42. As I was making the list however, I kept thinking of names that would be fun for this, so I ended up with 60. I wanted to have the entire current roster, minus secondary characters. I then decided to include some names from the past that I thought would add some fun elements. I took the twelve WZCW Hall of Famers, then added all of the World Champions, minus Joseph Rios and Disasterpiece for reasons of backstage politics. To get to sixty, I picked some names who were popular or would lend themselves well to some fun moments if the RNG decides so.
This is just for fun, so don't take anything personally. Basically I assigned each member a number 1-60, and each day in game I will use the RNG to determine how many superstars die off. If the number of your character comes up on the RNG, you deed. I can run this multiple times, so if you die off first in one game, don't fret, you will have a shot at that chicken dinner/victory royale (but why Yaz) another time. I will write a little piece about each death, that I'm hoping will fit each character.
I have also picked some weapons the combatants may find that one might expect in a game like this. The full list is a secret, cause some fun surprised are in store, but expect things like machetes and pipes and molotov cocktails.
Here is the list.
Everest
Titus
â??Showtimeâ? David Cougar
Big Dave
Ty Burna/Tyrone Blades
Steamboat Ricky
â??The Oneâ? Big Will
Vengeance
Matt Tastic
John Constantine
Steven Holmes
Mikey Stormrage
Barbosa
Justin Cooper
Drake Callahan
Ricky Runn
The Beard
Dorian Slaughter
Theron Daggershield
Dr. Zeus
Garth Black
Kagura
Eve Taylor
Alice â??Baby Dollâ? Adams
Annie Halloway
Keith Kole
Stetson Hayes
Harald Var Krigare
Callie Clark
Tony Mancini
â??Remarkableâ? Mark Keaton
â??Kingâ? Flex Mussel
Vega
Xander
Action Saxton
Saboteur
Rush
Yemrez Reqonic
Alhazred
Chris K.O.
Austin Reynolds
James Howard
Sam Smith
Ace Stevens
S.H.I.T.
Brad Bomb
Alex Bowen
Mr. Baller
Michael Winters
Hunter S. Kravinoff
Doug Crashin
King Shabba
Armando Paradyse
Gordito
Blade
Black Dragon
Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent
Amber Warren
elegANT
Ulysses S. Adams â??USAâ?
Superstar Gimmicks
Everest (Super serious Lance Storm type with an obsession for rocks)
Titus (Actor/Superhero)
â??Showtimeâ? David Cougar (Talk show host)
Big Dave (Man who was kinda big and laid back)
Ty Burna/Tyrone Blades (Evil supernatural scary guy who became an urban Robin Hood/anti authority figure)
Steamboat Ricky (Pirate)
â??The Oneâ? Big Will (Cocky rockstar type)
Vengeance (Original supernatural guy, also scary)
Matt Tastic (Puerto Rican weeb)
John Constantine (Former politican)
Steven Holmes (English aristocrat)
Mikey Stormrage (Nerd)
Barbosa (Suffers from multiple personalities)
Justin Cooper (Was a rapper at one point, then was The Joker, then a guy obsessed with MMA. Was always an asshole)
Drake Callahan (Drunk who hits women)
Ricky Runn (Daredevil obsessed with swag)
The Beard (Has a beard)
Dorian Slaughter (Scary dark brooding guy)
Theron Daggershield (Guy obsessed with law, order, and making up words. Possibly mentally ill)
Dr. Zeus (Evil doctor)
Garth Black (Former addict who became anti authority figure)
Kagura (Japanese)
Eve Taylor (Bitchy model)
Alice â??Baby Dollâ? Adams (Burlesque dancer)
Annie Halloway (Hackermanwoman
Keith Kole (Fry cook)
Stetson Hayes (Cowboy)
Harald Var Krigare (Swedish guy who tries to sounder smart by using big words)
Callie Clark (Cosplaying meme queen)
Tony Mancini (Monster)
â??Remarkableâ? Mark Keaton (Wanna be rockstar/air guitar hero)
â??Kingâ? Flex Mussel (Steroid abuser with political aspirations)
Vega (Former secret agent now into being a good guy)
Xander (Asshole)
Action Saxton (All that is man)
Saboteur (Deadpool parody)
Rush (Big strong man who has heart attacks)
Yemrez Reqonic (Estonian or something)
Alhazred (Mad scientist/pickle enthusiast/sexual deviant)
Chris K.O. (If Tom Hanks in Castaway was also a White Knight)
Austin Reynolds (Show stealer)
James Howard (MMA Fighter with anger issues)
Sam Smith (Former lawyer and former drug addict)
Ace Stevens (Bad comedian)
S.H.I.T. (Robot?)
Brad Bomb (Guy who gets eliminated twice in battle royals)
Alex Bowen (Drug addict with bad grammar)
Mr. Baller (Basketball player who can't get his head on straight)
Michael Winters (Preacher)
Hunter S. Kravinoff (Wildman)
Doug Crashin (Joke)
King Shabba (African guy who owned elephants)
Armando Paradyse (If the guys from LMFAO were real and had learning disabilities)
Gordito (Punk rocker)
Blade (Super boring and pro Ireland)
Black Dragon (Doesn't speak....ever)
Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent (Artsy kinda mysterious kinda emo smart guy)
Amber Warren (Refuses to be a bad person)
elegANT (A classy gent)
Ulysses S. Adams â??USAâ? (A racist who thinks waterboarding innocent people makes him a good guy)
The 60 superstars drop into the fictional island.
Xander's parachute fails to deploy, leaving the risk taker to be the first of the 60 to fall. No one is credited with the kill.
59 Remain
One everyone is on the ground, most scatter. The game is every man for themselves, but some alliances form. (For story purposes I paired former tag teams who won titles as early alliances.)
Live Mas Force (Matt Tastic/Mikey Stormrage/James Howard)
Saxoteur (Action Saxton/Saboteur)
Runn Reynolds Runn (Austin Reynolds/Ricky Runn)
Vis Imperium (Constantine/Justin Cooper/Mark Keaton)
Bearded Gents (The Beard and The Masked Gent[Xander LeBelle])
Hard Metal Penetration (Alhazred/S.H.I.T.)
The team of Eve Taylor and Chris K.O. also form an uneasy alliance after landing near each other and finding a small cave to take shelter in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
After trekking through the island for a bit, Rush begins to feel a bit light headed and feels a sharp pain in his chest. He has experienced this before, but this time there are no trained medical personal to tend to him. He soon succumbs to a heart attack. No one is credited with the kill.
58 Remain
Night begins to fall. Action Saxton and Saboteur(who by rules was forced to drop without his katanas) are trying to set up shelter in some fallen trees. Due to Saboteur's inept nature, it isn't going well. Suddenly Saxton stops and turns his attention to the darkness behind them. He knows they are being stalked. Suddenly Saboteur is jumped from behind, by Big Will. A struggle ensues, but Will is armed with a tire iron and holds his own in the two on one fight. Saxton is able to hit a signature kung-fu kick to knock the weapon away, but Will pulls a hidden knife and throws it at Saboteur. Ever the hero, Saxton dives in front of the knife and takes the hit. Will retreats into the jungle as Saboteur holds his friends in his arms. Saxton gives his former partner one last message, "Get those suckas" before he dies in the arms of Saboteur. "The One" Big Will is credited with the kill.
57 Remain - End of Day One
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound)
(Well thanks to the RNG coming up on a zero, no one will die during night one. Boo the RNG.)
The superstars settle in, forging for survival tools during the day has lead to many of them taking shelter once night falls. No notable events take place.
57 Remain - End of Night One
57 Remain - Start of Day Two
Mr. Baller has been passing the time on the beach by shooting coconuts through a hoop made of reeds. "Kobe!" he yells as he takes a long range shot. The coconut is swatted away. He looks directly into the eyes of "King" Flex Mussel. "This island is now the property of FlexAmerica." the King says as he charges Baller. The two struggle, with Baller going down. He manages to grab a handful of sand though an throw it into the face of Flex, giving him time to recover. He charges and knocks Flex against a tree. He then pulls him away and throws him to the ground. He tries to stomp on his face, but Flex rolls away. Baller dives on him and the two struggle. Baller gets the upper hand and manages to hold Flex's head under the water. Flex struggles, and grabs a coconut and cracks Baller in the head with it. This knocks Baller back. Flex takes a few deep breaths before he approaches Baller, who is crawling away. Flex grabs him and smashes the coconut into his head a couple more times before he drags him to a nearby rock. Flex smashes his face into the rock. He then grabs Baller by the hair and spits in his bloody face before lifting him for a MusselBomb and slamming him onto the rock. His neck snaps against it, killing him. Flex kicks him in the head one last time, just to make sure. Flex is credited with the kill.
56 Remain
Stetson Hayes has camouflaged himself in some nearby brush. He hears some twigs snap in the near distance and readies himself. Vengeance, the WZCW Hall of Famer, is stalking through the jungle when he falls into a pit. Hayes leaps from the brush and stands over the pit he made. He taunts Vengeance, who is unable to scale the dirt wall to get out. Hayes, who found a rope earlier in the day, makes a lasso and expertly throws it around the neck of Vengeance. The Hall of Famer struggles as Hayes climbs a tree next to the pit. He gets as high as he feels necessary and tosses the rope over a sturdy branch. "Sorry about this partner." Hayes then slides down the rope, giving enough weight to lift Vengeance into the air and slowly choke the life from him. Eventually the gasps grow weaker and his limbs stop flailing. Vengeance is killed. Hayes is credited with the kill.
55 Remain
Gordito crests a hill and sees two bodies on the ground. He approaches them cautiously and gives them each a nudge. Neither move. He recognizes the first as Rush. The second is lying face down and he can't make it out. Satisfied they are both passed, he begins to move on. Suddenly he feels a sharp pain in his back. "I knew there were skills you did lack, when you walked on past and turned your back." The familiar poetic speech pattern of Dr. Zeus. "Now as I twist this knife, you shall see the end of life." The doctor twists the knife and drags it alone Gordito's back. He has already lost a fair amount of blood when Zeus pulls the knife away and pushes Gordito to the ground. He soon succumbs to blood loss. Dr. Zeus is credited with the kill.
54 Remain - End of Day Two
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound thanks to Big Will)
Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
54 Remain - Start of Night Two
Night has fallen on the island and a sense of dread overcomes the competitors. An evil chill is in the air. A massive rainstorm hits the island. What a horrible night to have a curse.
The preacher, Michael Winters, has built a fire under an overhanging rock and cries out into the night, asking what he has done to bring such punishment upon himself. This proves to be a bad call as the trio of Matt Tastic, Mikey Stormrage, and James Howard are close by.
"He looks a lot like you do." Mikey says to Howard. Tastic is having none of it and tells him to quiet down and the group approach Winters. Howard, the most sadistic of the three, takes charge and leads the attack. Winters, taken by surprise and done in by numbers offers little fight. Tastic and Stormrage hold him up as Howard berates him. "Let's just get this over with, this fire will draw attention." Tastic says. Stormrage nods in agreement. Howard though, wants to inflict some punishment. He mocks the preacher, before he picks up a flaming branch from the fire and seems to take pleasure in torturing him.
Tastic and Stormrage seem to have had enough. "This situation is fucked, but this is beyond that." Tastic says. "Just kill him and move on." Howard begins to pace back and forth in from of them. "No! I am going to send a message to everyone on this island. This man will serve as a warning to everyone, not to fuck with me!" The Live Mas duo nod at each other and drop Winters. They walk into the night, leaving Howard to his own devices.
The alliance of Live Mas Force has dissolved. The alliance of Live Mas remains.
"I learned long ago, no man, not even myself, can become a god, and not even God himself will forgive you for these sins." Winters mutters weakly. "I AM GOD!" Howard yells before he smacks Winters in the face with the flaming torch. Howard continues to use the torch to toy with Winters, who does not survive the night. James Howard is credited with the kill.
53 Remain - End of Night Two
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife Wound from Big Will)
Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
(The RNG landed on Howard for the kill. Since Howard was part of an alliance, all the members were used in the initial assault. I used the RNG to determine if the alliance would survive the encounter. 1=yes, 2=no.)
53 Remain - Start of Day Three
Big Dave is holding a machete as he stalks through a darker part of the jungle. He looks worried, and there is blood dripping from the machete. He keeps his eyes peeled to the ground, it appears he is tracking someone. He hears noise behind him and spins around, but there is nothing there. He turns back and is met with a judo throw from Kagura. She is bleeding slightly from her shoulder, the source of the blood on the machete. He tries to grab the machete but Kagura kicks it away and begins to kick him in the ribs. Dave manages to grab her foot and trip her, but he spends too much time searching for the machete. Kagura jumps on his back and locks in a choke hold, a modified Fourth Dance of Toyouke Omikami. She wraps her legs around him and does her best to choke the life from him. He manages to grab her shoulder and claw at it in an act of desperation. It works, as she releases the hold and screams out in (Japanese) pain. Dave tries to catch his breath but he has lost too much air. He feels a sharp pain, as Kagura plunges the machete into his shoulder. She then kicks him over onto his back and plunges the machete deep into his stomach. She pulls it out and stabs him a second time, there is blood everywhere as she smiles a wicked smile and plunges the machete into his stomach a third and final time. Big Dave is dead by the time she pulls the machete free. Kagura is credited with the kill.
52 Remain - End of Day Three
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife Wound from Big Will)
Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Stabbed multiple time with a machete by Kagura
52 Remain - Start of Night Three
As night falls, most superstars feel a little more relaxed and comfortable, knowing that thus far, activity has been limited at night. This lead Alice "Baby Doll" Adams to let her guard down enough to sit next to a stream that run through the island. She dips her feet into the water, and lets out a short "ahh" as nearly three straight days running around is hell on your feet. She removes her top and prepares to relax in the water when she is grabbed from behind. "This is your your own good." A voice whispers as she is held under the water. Adams fights back, but is no match for the larger body behind her. She soon succumbs to the the lack of oxygen and drowns in the stream. "One less body between me and sweet sweet freedom." The voice is that of Ulysses S. Adams, USA. This isn't the first time USA has used water to torture or kill others. He shakes Adams to ensure she is indeed departed. USA is credited with the kill.
51 Remain
The faint glow of a fire can be seen as Ricky Runn and Austin Reynolds get to the top of a rock formation. "Let's sneak up and see what we can see." Reynolds says. He quickly places his hand over the mouth of his former partner Ricky Runn to keep him from speaking. The duo make their way to the fire, which is next to a shelter made out of drift wood on the beach. Chris K.O. can be seen with his volleyball Steve, making light conversation. Reynolds hands Runn a crowbar. "On the count of three, we attack....One...Two...Three!" Reynolds charges in and jumps onto the back of K.O. He holds him in place and orders Ricky to finish the job. He looks up, but Ricky has been knocked to the ground by Eve Taylor. She grabs the crowbar and swings, with K.O. just ducking in time to avoid the hit. It strikes Reynolds in the face, his nose clearly broken. Taylor does not mess around, she continues to swing at the head of Reynolds until there is more soup than actual head left. K.O. looks on horrified, until he hears Runn getting to his feet. K.O. charges at Runn, who is able to hit an arm drag to cause Chris to crash into the sand. Runn then grabs a handful of sand and tosses it into the face of K.O. and manages to just avoid a wild swing by Eve. She swings again, but has a hard time keeping her footing on the uneven sand and misses. Ricky is able to slip behind her and bites her on the neck to cause her to drop to the ground. Ricky tries to grab the crowbar, but Eve trips him. He stumbles, but regains his balance before kicking Eve in the face. She falls back and Runn lives up to his namesake. He takes off and disappears into the night. Eve suggest giving chase, but K.O. thinks better of it and the two agree to snuff the fire and move their camp to a different location. Ricky Runn survives the encounter, but Austin Reynolds does not. Eve Taylor receives credit for the kill.
50 Remain - End of Night Three
With Austin Reynolds dead, the alliance of Runn Reynolds Runn as dissolved.
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple stab wounds by Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Head caved in with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
50 Remain - Start of Day Four
Kagura still has dried blood on her shoulder from the day before, but she has managed to stop the bleeding. The machete also bears the scars from the previous battle. She hears a noise coming from a nearby cave. She approaches slowly, keeping her eyes peeled for any sort of trap. Once she is assured she will be safe she enters the cave, and finds Keith Kole sleeping. The sound if him snoring. Kagura doesn't give it a second thought. She grabs Kole by the hair and lifts his head, before a quick slice across the neck ends the life of Kole. Kagura is the first to be credited with multiple kills.
49 Remain
Flex Mussel is snacking on some strips of roasted boar, because he killed a wild boar with his bare hands. He begins to cough though. The meat is tough, since Flex kept it over the fire too long. As he is coughing, he feels a sharp pain in the back of his head. Yemrez Reqonic's fist was the culprit. She then picks up a rock and readies to bash it over the head of Flex, but she stops. No good person would use a weapon like this. The hesitation is all it takes, as The King is able to spit out the meat and tackle Yemrez. Huge right hands rain down on her, King Flex showing no remorse. He gets up and puts his foot on her throat. "I embrace death." She softly mutters. "No, too painless." Flex replies. He then grabs the rock from earlier and lifts it above his head and drops it onto the face of Yemrez. Surprisingly the blow does not finisher her, but this only angers Flex. He takes the rock and begins to bash her in the face until Estonian Head Soup is on the menu. Flex follows in Kagura's footsteps with multiple kills.
48 Remain
An epic battle between Vega and Ace Stevens is in progress. Ace is armed with a hatchet, but Vega, unarmed, has the upper hand thanks to quick movements and deft dodges. Ace is bloodied and bruised, while a single slash across the forearm is all Vega sports. Vega charges at Ace, who swings, but Vega avoids it and runs up a nearby rock. He uses the rock in an almost springboard fashion to try to hit a kick, but Ace falls to the ground to avoid it. Vega hits the ground, and from his knees, Ace swings and catches Vega in the back of the heel with the hatchet. Vega screams out in pain as he tries to get to his feet, but he has been cut too deeply. "Guess the joke is on you pal." Ace laughs as he stands and approaches Vega. Vega fights off the best he can, kicking out with his good foot, but Ace is able to catch it keep Vega in place. As Ace smiles, Vega accepts his fate and lies back, taking one last look at the sun. Ace swings and buries the hatchet into the skull of Vega, killing him instantly. He goes to pull the hatchet out, but it it sunk too deep. Ace can hear movement in the distance so he decides to ditch the weapon and retreat, though he is credited with the kill.
47 Remain
Tyrone Blades is crouched next to a tree. He has a long staff in his hands and is wrapping some reeds around the staff. He slips a knife inside the reeds, and then uses the remaining reeds to wrap the knife even tighter into place. He stands and admires his handiwork when a loud bang rings out and the tree he is next to splinters. Once he gets his wits about him, he turns to see "Remarkable" Mark Keaton standing about seventy five yards away with a revolver in his hand. "It's high noon for you Tyrone." Keaton says as he approaches. Tyrone tries to run, knowing his improvised spear is no match for a gun. Keaton fires at him once before he gives chase. Keaton keeps firing as he pursues Tyrone, and manages to catch up to him, thanks to Tyrone coming to a cliff. Tyrone contemplates jumping to the water below, but knows at this height, the impact will likely knock him out cold and he would drown. Keaton approaches, gun drawn. " I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?" Keaton laughs as Tyrone grips his spear. The threat of Tyrone throwing it does not deter Keaton. He gets in close to Tyrone and pulls the trigger, but nothing happens. He pulls again and again. Keaton starts to panic and turns to run. He stops briefly to throw the gun at a laughing Tyrone, but it misses by a mile. Keaton trips and begins to crawl back and beg for his life. Tyrone approaches him and sticks a hand out to get Keaton to his feet. "I'll pull you up, and toss this aside, and we can fight fair, like men." As Tyrone extends his hand, Keaton reaches out but tries to kick Tyrone low. Angered, Tyrone jerks Keaton to his feet and hits him with a superkick, CLICK!. Keaton drops to a knee and Tyrone runs and connects with a knee to the face, CLACK! Keaton is out. Tyrone grabs the spear and makes a few superficial cuts on Keaton. Not enough to kill him, but enough to draw the attention of wild animals. Tyrone then grabs him and tosses him over the cliff, to the water below. A few seconds after impact, the water is stained red from the blood and Keaton has yet to move. Tyrone turns and grabs his spear and walks back into the jungle, not checking if Keaton will drown or be an easy meal for a passing shark. Tyrone Blades is credited with the kill.
46 Remain - End of Day Four
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple stab wounds from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Hayes (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Head caved in with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to skull by Ace Stevens)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off a cliff by Tyrone Blades)
46 Remain - Start of Night Four
A lightning storm has picked up as night falls. Most superstars settle in for the night under cover of shelter and tend to their wounds and try to rest. Annie Halloway however tries to use the storm to power some computer equipment she found in an abandoned bunker. She is making some progress, as some of the computers will flicker to life momentarily. She is laser focused on the computers and doesn't see Armando Paradyse come into the bunker. He is soaked from the rain in the storm and wrings out his shirt, leaving a puddle on the ground. He remembers he left the door to the bunker open so he goes to close it. Annie hears the door and runs to investigate, but slips in the puddle and crashes into the computer equipment. This sets off an electric shock that kills Annie. Armando is credited with the kill, but he is none the wiser.
45 Remain
Voice can be heard arguing. They are the voices of Justin Cooper and Constantine. "You let Keaton go off on his own and we haven't seen him since." Constantine says. "He knew the risks. Plus its one less person to have to deal with to win the game." Cooper responds. They continue to argue when loud, plodding footsteps are heard. A distorted voice then pierces the night. "This one requires an all weather upgrade." The two Vis Imperium members look at each other, they recognize the speech pattern as that of S.H.I.T. The mandroid is unaware he is close to them. "We need to attack. We have the numbers advantage." Cooper whispers. "No. There isn't enough light to properly see what is going on." Constantine replies. "We should at least try to see if he is alone. Maybe we can get the jump on him if he doesn't see us coming." Constantine takes a moment to think, but reluctantly agrees. The two stalk the mandroid, but aside from the numbers they have no inherent advantage. "Let's follow from a distance. There is a tree we can climb to see where he goes." Cooper points to the tree and begins to climb. Once he is safely in the tree he yells out to get the attention of S.H.I.T. "Hey! Over here!" he yells. Constantine looks up and swears at him and readies for a fight. As S.H.I.T. turns around he sees the two Vis Imperium members and notices a sly smile on Cooper's face. "This one does not like betrayal. This one also respects the career of the one John Constantine. Run if you wish. This one has no qualms with you." Constantine looks confused but backs up slowly as S.H.I.T. turns his attention to Cooper. The Aussie calls Constantine a coward before he leaps out of the tree at the mandroid. A Piston Chop connects with Cooper though and he falls limp. The impact of the blow forced the top of the spine to dislodge from the skull, severing motor function. Cooper looks around, but is unable to move. "You should go now Mr. Constantine." The Hall of Famer doesn't think twice and turns to retreat, officially dissolving Vis Imperium. He turns back one last time to see S.H.I.T. Piston Chop the head of Cooper and see blood dripping from his hand. S.H.I.T. is credited with the kill.
Vis Imperium is officially dissolved with the death of Justin Cooper, though Constantine is still unaware Keaton is dead.
44 Remain - End of Night Four
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failed to deploy)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr. Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex Mussel)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple stab wounds from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar from Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck slice by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head crushed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to skull by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone Blades)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Piston Chopped by S.H.I.T.)
44 Remain - Start of Day Five
elegANT is washing his shirt in the ocean when a pair of hands grab him and throw him into the ocean. "Let's see is ants can swim." laughs the culprit, Flex Mussel. Surprisingly, elegANT is able to swim back to shore but is no match for the powerful Flex, who throws him back just for fun. When he lands he lets out a small "ouch" and by the time he is able to get his bearing in the water, it is too late. Flex treads into the water slightly and notices a small stonefish next to where elegANT landed. Flex wisely retreats, not wanting to meet the same fate from the potent venom. Flex is credited with his third kill of the contest.
43 Remain
"I'm telling you this is all somehow Justin Trudeau's fault. This is what happens when the 'tolerant left' is given too much control. I mean, were Nazis really that bad?" The voice is that of "Showtime" David Cougar. He is using a small stick as a microphone and trying to interview a squirrel like animal. "And then I said, the left can't meme." Showtime then falls to the ground, dead. The sound of an axe being pulled from his back is heard as the original Hall of Famer, Everest kneels next to his fellow Hall of Fame brother. "I'll make sure to avenge those who put us here and drove you to this madness." He says before he treks deeper into the jungle. Everest is credited with the kill.
42 Remain
Tyrone is still carrying his handmade spear when he comes upon a small clearing. He makes sure to check the area before he cuts across. He thinks better of it though when he hears a noise. He isn't sure what it is, but he hunkers down low and scans the area again. He sees something moving just on the other side but can't make out what it is. He decides to walk just inside the jungle and make his way there. The movement is Sam Smith, crushing up some plants. He snorts one of the crushed plants up his nose, but just starts to cough and sneeze. "Old habits die hard, I see." Tyrone says as he readies his spear. "Just do it man, I can't get my fix. I thought I had kicked the habit when I became a lawyer, but it came back once I got to WZCW. Why I gave up a successful law career for a forever midcard wrestling career I will never know, but damn it I was a good midcard champion!" Tyrone simply shrugs. "Are you sure you want this?" Smith nods and gives Tyrone an easy shot. Tyrone doesn't buy it and Smith is angry. He throws the powder he had hidden in his hand at Tyrone, but Tyrone was ready and manages to slash Smith across the cheek. The sight of blood freaks Smith out a bit and he runs at Tyrone, who only needs to step to his side and trip Smith, who is clearly under the influence of something. Tyrone takes the spear in one hand and kicks Smith in the side. He rolls over in pain and Tyrone uses the blunt end to smack Smith in the chest. He then looks down at Smith, who is smiling as Tryone takes the spear and cuts across the neck of Smith. Tyrone keeps a hand over Smith's mouth until he bleeds out. Tyrone is credited with his second kill.
41 Remain
The Beard and and The Masked Gent are watching two elephants knock leaves from a tree. They are watching because King Shabba is trying to corral one of them and use it to his advantage. "I used to ride an elephant to the ring, how hard can it be to tame one?" He asks as he prods one with a stick. Beard and Gent approach and Beard distracts Shabba with some poetry, about beards of course. The Gent takes a branch that had fallen and smacks the elephant with it to get it to run, trampling Shabba. He is flattened and Beard begins to celebrate, when he is hit over the head with the same branch. "Why?" he softly mutters. "I'm a changed man old friend. No longer am I the masked Gentlemen, now, I am Xander LeBelle!" Gent proclaims as he rips his mask off. He bashes Beard in the head with the branch a few more times until he stops moving. LeBelle is credited with the kills of Shabba and Beard, making him the first with a double kill. He makes a quick retreat though as the elephants are making a lot of noise.
The alliance of The Bearded Gents is no more
39 Remain
James Howard still has the torch he used to kill Michael Winters earlier in the contest, though it is no longer lit. "Come on you silent bitch!" he yells as he urges Kagura to attack. She feints like she is going to attack, but Howard's MMA background pays dividends as he is able to watch her body language and know it is a fake. Looking at the blood and scrapes, its evident the two have been locked in a battle for some time. Kagura raises her machete and drops it at her side. She urges Howard to attack her. "Honorable move. Honorable, but fucking stupid." Howard charges and manages club her in the arm, but she keeps her ground. He swings again but misses due to a well time dodge. He swings again, with more malice this time and Kagura is able to use his momentum and connect with a judo throw. He drops the torch, but scrambles for the machete. Kagura stops this with a vicious shining wizard. Howard falls flat. Kagura, knowing Howard has a history of neck issues, checks him. He lies flat, but she wants to make sure she has finished the job. She grabs him by the head and lifts him up, and Howard responds by stabbing a knife into her thigh. "Stupid bitch." Howard mocks her as she falls back. He stretches his neck to the side and a popping sound can be heard. "Oh you almost got me, that was a hell of a shot. Luckily surgery repaired most of the damage after my retirement. Too bad this is the end for you." He bends over to grab the machete, but falls to the ground clutching his neck. Kagura falls as well, putting pressure on the now open wound in her thigh. Howard looks at Kagura, who smiles at him as he pulls the knife from his neck and slowly fades into the darkness. Kagura takes the knife to cut Howard's shirt and fashion a makeshift bandage for her thigh. She is credited with her third kill, though she has paid hefty prices for two of them. She knows she must find shelter soon, as nightfall approaches.
38 Remain - End of Day Five
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
38 Remain - Start of Night Five
Amber Warren is fighting with Armando Paradyse and is thoroughly kicking his ass. Like someone needs to call Momma and tell her that she raised a bitch. Out of nowhere, Amber stops the beating. "I know I'm about to do something great, but I don't wanna do this anymore. She walks to the ocean and stands there. Armando follows and tries to push her, but he falls. Amber turns and sighs before he walks into the ocean to her death. Not only did Amber quit right before a big W, but no one can get credit for her fucking off. Armando tries to stand, but feels a sharp pain in his hand. That goddamn stonefish strikes again. Armando stumbles around and panics, only quickening the inevitable. He falls and begins to spasm and takes in too much water. He soon passes. No one gets credit for either kill.
36 Remain - End of Night Five
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
36 Remain - Start of Day Six
Steven Holmes is resting next to a rock. "Putting a broken old man on this godforsaken island. Whose bloody idea was this?" He groans. "I rather like the idea of us being stranded on an island with you all." Holmes turns and squints to see Alhazred standing on top of the rock. He is, of course, thrusting he pelvis. "Would you mind taking that elsewhere? You are in the presence of The Elite." Holmes quips back. "Nah, its fisting time old man." Alhazred jumps off the rock and presses a button on his power glove before he bunches Holmes in the chest. He falls over, dead almost instantly. Alhazred presses another button and then touches the glove with his other hand. He recoils a bit. "Might need to turn the electrical flow down a bit. I didn't mean to kill the old fucker so quickly." Alhazred then teabags Holmes before he runs off. Alhazred is credited with the kill.
35 Remain
Flex is running, leaping over some downed trees. He is bleeding on his forearm and back. Someone is in pursuit. Flex tries to leap over another fallen tree, but trips and rolls under another tree. He lies low and keeps his eyes peeled from the direction he was running. "You cannot hide forever. The Devil himself has sent me to do his bidding, and I gladly obey." The voice is that of Dorian Slaughter, who is slowly making his way toward Flex's position. For the first time all competition, Flex looks panicked as Dorian lets the whip he is carrying drag the ground. Flex knows he can't keep running so he gets to his feet and readies to fight. Dorian laughs, he has a clear upper hand. He lashes the ship out next to Flex, who does his best not to flinch. Dorian then lashes it out again and hits Flex in the knee, dropping him to the ground. "If you are going to kill me, just kill me." Flex growls from his knees. Dorian laughs again. "It is not his will." He snaps the whip, catching Flex across the face. Dorian stands in front of Flex and bends down to lick the blood from his cheek. When he does, Flex punches him in the dick. He falls over and Flex grabs the whip. He tries to snap it at Dorian, but is unable to figure it out. He simply wraps the whip around Dorian's neck and begins to choke him. "Bit of a kinky way to go out, don't you think?" Flex mocks as Dorian tries to fight him off. The earlier blows have weakened Flex, but he is still too much and eventually the life is gone from Slaughter. Flex tries the whip a few more times but can't get the hang of it and tosses it aside. Flex is credited with yet another kill.
34 Remain - End of Day Six
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
34 Remain - Start of Night Six
Tyrone is carrying his spear with him when he comes upon two bodies. The first is the body of Vengeance. He has ligature marks on his neck, which Tyrone find suspicious, as he is also covered in blood. Tyrone plants his spear in the ground and kneels to pay respect to one of his first rivals. He notices out of the corner of his eye that the body next to Vengeance moved slightly. "Farewell old friend." Tyrone stands and keeps an eye on the body next to Vengeance. The moonlight is faint, but Tyrone can tell the body isn't dead. Tyrone grabs his spear and in one swift motion goes to plunge it into the back of the other body, but the body springs to life and stabs Tyrone in the leg. "I see you have a keen mind and eye. Too bad here tonight is where you die." Tyrone falls to the ground clutching his leg as Dr. Zeus stands over him. Zeus goes to grab the knife from Tyrone's leg, but Tyrone punches and kicks at him as he scoots away. Zeus begins to flash an evil grin, he is enjoying watching Tyrone suffer. Tyrone continues to scoot away with Zeus approaching. Zeus lunges for the knife, but Tyrone catches him with his boot and Zeus falls to the ground. He recovers and tries to grab the knife, which Tyrone rips from his leg and throws into the night. Zeus looks a little shocked, but then grins again. "You only continue your struggle, but there is way to avoid this trouble." Zeus' familiar rhyming haunts the night. Zeus looks at the moon and laughs before he advances back on Tyrone. Zeus dives toward Tyrone, but he was able to get to his spear and Zeus lands on it. Tyrone uses his good leg to kick Zeus off his spear before he hobbles to his feet and stabs Zeus a second time. "That last one didn't rhyme bitch." Tyrone then spits on Zeus, finally getting his revenge on the Pale Rider. Tyrone is credited with the kill.
33 Remain
The sounds of steel clashing together is broken up only by the sounds of waves. The sound is a katana. Saboteur has managed to find one, which is rather lucky all things considered. He is locked in a battle with Theron Daggershield, who is swinging his prop sword. Theron is yelling a bunch of weird battle cries that just seem to make Saboteur laugh. "You are a weird guy Theron." Saboteur says as they continue their sword dual. Theron says some stuff, but most of it is gibberish that makes no sense. He then swings, but Saboteur blocks and kicks Theron in the chest. "You do not play fair Mr. Infiltrator. Mystra will not look upon you fairly." Saboteur just laughs. "Are you for real?" This angers Theron who runs at Saboteur and tries to tackle him, but Saboteur moves aside. Theron vanishes into the night. Saboteur laughs some more before he gives chase. "I have a real sword, his is fake, why am I doing this?" Saboteur asks himself as he runs. Suddenly Theron jumps from a bush and yells 'boo!' at Saboteur. "Yeah, verbal Critical Hit!" Saboteur is having none of it and swings and decapitates Theron, killing him instantly. Saboteur is credited with the kill.
32 Remain
Saboteur then picks up the severed head and makes it talk, speaking in some made up language. He laughs hysterically. Suddenly Saboteur falls to the ground. His neck snapped. A culprit reaches down and picks up the katana. "No, there is no honor in importing foreign goods. Good old fashioned FlexAmerican muscle will do just fine." Flex then hurls the katana into the ocean. Flex is credited with another kill.
31 Remain - End of Night Six
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
In A Hidden Bunker
A group of men, seen only from the back, are seen watching the events unfold on multiple monitors. There is a giant board displaying those dead, and the cause of death.
"Almost half the competitors are down and ratings are through the roof. This is just what WZCW needed."
31 Remain - Start of Day Seven
USA is waterboarding Blade. Despite this, Adams thinks he is still a good guy. "Tell me who the terrorist sons of bitches are who put us here. I know you know!" The torture continues, as USA does not give Blade time to speak. Suddenly Adams falls to the ground with blood tricking from his head. Harald var Krigare stands over the two and swings the pipe one more time, connecting with USA's head and putting him down for good. HVK is credited with the kill.
30 - Remain
"We Europeans needs to stick together." Harald says as he extends a hand to Blade. Blade pulls him down and stabs him in the stomach as he does. "Ireland forever." Blade retorts. He then takes the pipe and bashes Harald until the life leaves his massive body. Blade is credited with the kill. he dusts himself off, but forgets the knife in Harald's stomach as he walks off.
29 - Remain
Chris K.O. is sitting on a stump, looking dejected. "It was only a volleyball, and I threw it away to save our lives!" Eve Taylor yells at him. Chris looks up, something behind Eve catches his eye. He does not warn her as Ricky Runn leaps from a tree and knocks her to the ground. "This is your Austin you heart breaking bitch!" Ricky lands on her and begins to punch away. He has no weapon, but he is fucking her up. Chris walks over and Ricky prepares to fight. Chris simply hands him the crowbar used to murder Austin Reynolds and walks away. Ricky slams the crowbar into Eve's face, breaking her orbital. He swings again, this blow breaking her nose. The third and final blow cracks her skull. She doesn't pass instantly, but Ricky is satisfied. He looks for Chris K.O. but he has vanished. Ricky Runn is credited with the kill.
The alliance of Eve Taylor and Chris K.O. has been dissolved.
28 Remain
"Conspiracy, its all a conspiracy!" Drake Callahan is shouting. He sounds drunk. "Come on you son of a bitch, I'll fight you. I hot a woman once, I'll fight you too." He is drunk, but the footsteps approaching are real. It is Everest. The Hall of Famer holds his hands up to show he isn't a threat. "Drake, I don't want to hurt you. I just want to find out who put us here and how we can get home." Drake isn't having it and swings an empty bottle at Everest and hits him in the head. "I'll send you home in a box." Drake takes a shard of the broken glass and slices the neck of Everest. He then grabs another bottle and starts to drink. The sounds of a gasping Everest anger Drake, who smashes the half full bottle into his face. He then kicks him in the face before he goes back to drinking. Drake is credited with the kill on Everest.
27 Remain - End of Day Seven
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten wih a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
27 Remain - Start of Night Seven
Drake Callahan is still drunk and having an unusually good time for a man stranded on an island in game of fight to the death. Where he got all the alcohol is a mystery, but he is living his best life. He is partying so hard that he doesn't hear S.H.I.T. approaching. He offers the mandroid a drink once he realizes whats up, but the robot declines. S.H.I.T. then Piston Chops Drake and knocks him backward and to the ground. As the mandroid approaches, Drake tosses his bottle at S.H.I.T. and it causes him to have a freak out. Drake then stumbles forward and grabs his foe and hits his signature Last Call brainbuster onto a rock. S.H.I.T.'s neck snaps and he falls limp. Drake celebrates by pouring one out for the departed homie he is credited with killing.
26 Remain - End of Night Seven
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten wih a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
26 Remain - Start of Day Eight
A massive tropical storm hits the island and forces all the remaining competitors to take shelter for several days. Time appears to be an illusion as the island is hammered by rain and high winds for days on end. Because this is a game of survival mixed with the never absurd world of pro wrestling, not everyone was able to spend their time simply hunkering down.
Stetson Hayes, proud Texan and man of many manly talents, has built a small lean to to survive the storm. He has a few fish he caught over the last few days to sustain himself, though he has had some trouble keeping his fire going, as Hayes is not the personification of manliness he wishes he was. His small bit of shelter was built strategically so that he mostly has the cliffs to his back. He has left a surprise or two just inside the jungle so no one can ambush him from the front while he sleeps either. He hears one of the traps trigger and he rushes to it. He glances down into the punji pit, hoping to find his victim, but instead finds nothing. He is jumped from behind though and feels the life being choked out of him. He struggles, not sure who his assailant is. He scratches and claws the face behind him, trying to fight them off. In an act of desperation he twirls around and threatens to throw himself back first into the pit, though his words are weak. The attacker curses in Japanese before letting go. "Kagura." he coughs. "I always figured you for a tricky one, what with that Oriental ninja martial arts shit." Hayes coughs a few more times before he spits and rises to his feet. "What is it with you types always wanting to fight with honor? I do thank you though, as this will let me to defend myself properly since I didn't see you coming. Not sure how you are gonna see much of anything with them eyes like that though." It wasn't a racist insult, but instead a clever ploy by Hayes as he tries to fling dirt into her eyes (But lets be real, it was hella racist). The heavy rain renders the dirt more mud and it has little effect. Kagura rushes him and tackles him and they struggle for a bit, but Kagura has the upper hand through most of the exchange.They reach Hayes' shelter and he is able to grab a rock from the fire pit and swing it at her, but it hits her arm and not her head like he had intended. They continue to brawl with Kagura's precision strikes doing much more than Hayes' wild swings. Eventually they come to the cliff and Kagura has Hayes crawling away. Both are bloody from the exchange, but Kagura looks empowered by the blood dripping from her mouth. Hayes looks at the cliff and back to Kagura and begs her off. "Have some decency, don't make me go out like this. I know you understand me." He pleads a bit more before he extends an arm. Kagura thinks about it, and reluctantly extends her arm back to let Hayes up. Instead, Hayes pulls her down and throws her over the cliff. Kagura manages to grab some exposed tree roots to keep from falling but she is in a panic. Hayes smiles at her. "I'll spare ya the monologue, but this is for Pearl Harbor." Hayes pulls out a knife and stabs Kagura through the hand. The pain causes her to release her grip and fall. Hayes is credited with the kill on one of the front runners thus far.
25 Remain
Alex Bowen can be seen snorting something up his nose. The man who would use random children at the mall to pass his company drug tests is snorting something in the middle of a battle to the death. It's bees. Alex Bowen is so stupid that he tried to pass the time in the storm by snorting bees. Of course this kills him. No one is credited with the kill.
24 Remain
One of the drone cameras (because how else are we seeing this) passes by the body of Doug Crashin. He is dead. No one saw how he died, but it can only be assumed it was hilarious. There is no one to credit the kill to.
23 Remain - End of Day Eight(The Storm finally passes)
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways)
23 Remain - Start of Night 11 (Time passage due to storm)
Ricky Runn is hanging out under a fallen tree when he hears a twig snap. He runs in the direction of the sound. It's Steamboat Ricky and he is being his pirate self. Not drunk mind you, but just a jovial pirate. He turns and swings his empty blunderbuss, because that would have been unfair. He cracks Ricky in the jaw and he falls chest first onto a particularly sharp branch sticking out of a downed tree. It impales him. "Oh hamburgers, this isn't swiggity swiggity unswag." The Hall of Famer notices a lot of blood loss and is assured Runn will die. He saunters off whistling a sea worthy tune as he is credited with the kill.
22 Remain - End of Night 11
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
22 Remain - Start of Day 12
Stetson Hayes spent the night nursing his battle scars from the battle during the storm. He hears noises coming from inside the jungle and goes to check it out. He sticks to shadows and cover as he approaches the noise. The source is Blade, stumbling around drunk. Hayes find a fallen branch and readies to attack. "You can't sneak up on me, I'm the Irish Robin Hood. A technical wizard, who will bore you to death with my tales of how I was bad but now I'm good because I'm a dick to rich people." Blade drunkingly slurs his words as he speaks. He is in not condition to fight. Stetson swings and connects with blade's head. "I could blow you up you know." Blade mutters as Hayes shakes his head and covers Blade's mouth and nose. The death is quick and silent as Hayes gets the credit.
21 Remain
"I wish I had Gino here." Tony Mancini is trekking through the jungle swinging a machete to clear his path. He doesn't see Live Mas perched behind trees on the trail ahead of him. When he gets close, the two tighten a rope and trip him. Tastic runs in and kicks the machete away and holds Gino down. "Do it!" Mikey has climbed the tree and takes a deep breath before he jumps and stomps down with both feet on Tony's head. You can hear bones breaking as his body goes limp. Stormrage is credited with the kill.
20 Remain
Stetson Hayes is back to his small shelter when he realizes he lost the knife he used to clean the fish he has caught "Left it in that bitch's hand." He mutters. He goes to the cliff to check the footholds he built a few days earlier. He starts to test them, but is clearly nervous. Suddenly Garth Black pops up and mocks Hayes, who knows he is in trouble. "C'mon partner, you gotta have some sympathy for me. I'm just a hard working white American. I need all the breaks I can get." Garth extends a hand to pull Hayes up, but lets him fall at the last minute. He walks away without saying a word. Black is credited with the kill.
19 Remain
Ace Stevens is carrying a machete with him when he comes upon the body of Xander. He checks to make sure he is dead. He begins to look through his pack, when the parachute springs open knocks Ace back. He feels a sharp pain in his chest and looks down to see his machete sticking out of his chest. "I guess the joke is on me" he says softly as he falls to the ground. No one is credited with the kill.
18 Remain
Alhazred is singing Spice Girls to himself as he walks carefree through the jungle. He comes upon a tiger eating the remains of Rush. "I always wanted a sweet tiger skin coat." Alhazred rushes in and punches the tiger with the Powerglove. It has no effect. The tiger turns and pounces on Alhazred and mauls him. "I have to punch his dick!" Alhazred yells, knowing it is his only chance. Sadly, this identifies as a female and Alhazred has no target. "I hope heaven has pickles. Who am I kidding, I'm going to hell." Those are the famous last words of the mad scientist as the tiger rips his face off.
17 Remain - End of Day 12
Deaths thus far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
Blade (Suffocated by Stetson Hayes)
Tony Mancini (Super curb stomped by Mikey Stormrage)
Stetson Hayes (Dropped off cliff by Garth Black)
Ace Stevens (Impaled on own machete by Xander's parachute)
Alhazred (Mauled by tiger)
17 Remain - Start of Night 12
There is a hunter on the island, he goes by the name Kravinoff. He is stalking his prey, Drake Callahan. Kravinoff knows his prey well. He knows of Drake's drunken tendencies. As Kravinoff approaches he falls into a punji pit with broken beer bottles in place of spikes. This isn't enough to kill Kravinoff, but he will likely bleed out. Callahan approaches and pours something down onto him. "Alcohol kills you know." Drake quips before he tosses a match into the pit and sets Kravinoff ablaze. Callahan is credited with the kill.
16 Remain
"He doesn't talk, so he can't scream." The voice of Matt Tastic breaks the silence. "Yeah, but still, I think doing this at night is a bad idea." He life mate Mikey Stormrage retorts. "Best chance we have." Tastic responds. Stormrage just nods as Tastic slips into the night. Soon Tastic comes running back and hops over something, the something being another trip wire that trips up Black Dragon. Tastic dives onto him and starts to choke him out. "Do it!" He yells at Stormrage who picks up a rock over his head and drops it onto the back of Dragon's head just as Tastic moves. Tastic picks the rock up when he hears groans coming from Black Dragon. He hands it to Stormrage. "You drew the short stick, finish it." Stormrage drops the rock again, this time cracking Dragon's skull and finishing the job. Stormrage is credited with the kill.
15 Remain - End of Night 12
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
Blade (Suffocated by Stetson Hayes)
Tony Mancini (Super curb stomped by Mikey Stormrage)
Stetson Hayes (Dropped off cliff by Garth Black)
Ace Stevens (Impaled on own machete by Xander's parachute)
Alhazred (Mauled by tiger)
Hunter Kravinoff (Impaled and set on fire by Drake Callahan)
Black Dragon (Head crushed with a stone by Mikey Stormrage)
15 Remain - Start of Day 13
Brab Bomb and Xander LeBelle are locked in a battle, Bomb swinging a wooden baseball bat and LeBelle a cricket bat. The two weapons crash into each other multiple times, occasionally one man will land a glancing blow. "Enough of this." Yells LeBelle as he chucks the cricket bat at Bomb before charging him and tackling him to the ground. They battle it out, both temporarily gaining the upper hand and landing a few punches before bucking the other off. In one of those scrambles, Xander grabs a stick and jams it into the beck of Bomb. Bomb collapses, blooding trickling from his neck. LeBelle hears noise nearby and hoofs it out of the area. He gets credited with the kill.
14 Remain
"We should check on him."
"He's dead."
"It's only a flesh wound."
The voice is that of one man, Barbosa. He comes upon the body of Brab Bomb. He flips it over and Bomb reaches up and starts to choke Barbosa. He overpowers the former World Champion and drags him down and gets on top of him and chokes him more. Barbosa takes the stick still protruding from Bomb's neck and yanks it out. The pain causes Bomb to let go. Barbosa gasps for air before grabbing the stick and stabbing Bomb over and over with it, puncturing multiple holes in Bomb's neck. Bomb is dead for real this time. Barbosa is credited with the kill. He collapses, still trying to fully regain his breath when he feels a sharp pain in his own neck. He then feels something slither against his arm. He fell into the nest of a tiger snake, who was not happy. Without aid, Barbosa will be dead within an hour. No one is credited with the kill.
13 Remain (Bomb won't be coming back a third time)
An arrow flies past the head of Garth Black, who is running. Another arrow pierces a tree a few feet ahead of him. Black suddenly goes down, an arrow hitting him in the thigh. He tries to crawl under some downed trees, but his blood trail gives him away. A few moments later, Big Will is standing over him, crossbow in hand. Will just laughs as he takes aim and fires into the chest of Black. "Don't wanna waste this." Will grabs the arrow in Black's thigh and yanks it out. He then takes one of the bigger nearby branches and drops it on top of Black, who soon won't have the energy to move it and will bleed out. Will is credited with the kill.
12 Remain - End of Day 13
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
Blade (Suffocated by Stetson Hayes)
Tony Mancini (Super curb stomped by Mikey Stormrage)
Stetson Hayes (Dropped off cliff by Garth Black)
Ace Stevens (Impaled on own machete by Xander's parachute)
Alhazred (Mauled by tiger)
Hunter Kravinoff (Impaled and set on fire by Drake Callahan)
Black Dragon (Head crushed with a stone by Mikey Stormrage)
Brad Bomb (Stabbed in neck by Xander LeBelle and Barbosa)
Barbosa (Bitten by snake)
Garth BLack (Shot with crossbow by Big Will)
12 Remain - Start of Night 13
Big Will is walking just inside the treeline, making sure to keep a low profile. He has his crossbow at the ready, just in case. Visibility is low, so he likely won't hit anything if he shoots at it. Suddenly he hears a noise and spins and fires the crossbow blindly. He scoffs and goes to reload his crossbow, which is no easy task if you don't know what you are doing. "Thought you could use this." Its the last sound Will hears before he is stabbed in the back. He is then kicked in the back of the leg, falling to his knees. The man stands in front of him, it's Flex. He has a rock in his hand. He bashes Will in the head with it. Flex then throws the rock toward the same spot the noise came from earlier. "Can't believe you fell for that." Flex raises his boot and stomps down onto the head of Will until he is no longer breathing. He then picks up the crossbow. Just what this game needs, Flex with a crossbow. Flex adds to his kill total.
11 Remain - End of Night 13
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
Blade (Suffocated by Stetson Hayes)
Tony Mancini (Super curb stomped by Mikey Stormrage)
Stetson Hayes (Dropped off cliff by Garth Black)
Ace Stevens (Impaled on own machete by Xander's parachute)
Alhazred (Mauled by tiger)
Hunter Kravinoff (Impaled and set on fire by Drake Callahan)
Black Dragon (Head crushed with a stone by Mikey Stormrage)
Brad Bomb (Stabbed in neck by Xander LeBelle and Barbosa)
Barbosa (Bitten by snake)
Garth Black (Shot with crossbow by Big Will)
Big Will (Stabbed with arrow/Head smashed with rock/head stomped in by Flex)
11 Remain - Start of Day 14
"I just wanna go home. I don't even care where home is, I just wanna be gone. This is fucking absurd." Mikey Stormrage is sobbing, sitting against a tree. Footsteps approach. "I gotta give your fat ass credit, you lasted two entire weeks." It was Flex approaching. "Honestly, I figured you would be one of the first ones to bite the dust. Allow me to applaud your efforts." Flex mockingly claps as Stormrage looks at the treeline above Flex. Matt Tastic dives down and lands on Flex. Flex loses his crossbow, Mikey picks it up. Tastic gets the better of the struggle, Flex has been worn down from previous battles. "He makes a good damsel in distress doesn't he. He is my ticket to winning this whole thing." Tastic positions Flex so Mikey can finish it. "Go ahead, you saw him mock you, finish him off." Mikey slowly raises the bow and sighs. "I said finish it!" Tastic yells and Mikey pulls the trigger. Tastic falls to the ground, an arrow sticking out of his forehead. Flex looks at Stormrage stunned. He gets ready to charge, but Mikey lifts the already reloaded and points it at Flex. "Go." Stormrage says and nods off into the distance. He kneels next to Matt as Flex runs off. "Better now than later." He closes Tastic's eyes and softly kisses his cheek before he heads off, crossbow in hand.
The alliance of Live Mas is no more.
10 Remain
In a hidden bunker
"Only ten remain, we are hitting viewer numbers the likes of which have never been seen. We have more in store for the viewers though, hit the switch." A man, only seen from the back, presses a button and electric static is heard.
Back on the island
Mikey Stormrage, Flex Mussel, Titus, Callie Clark, Tyrone Blades, Drake Callahan, Steamboat Ricky, Constantine, Chris KO, and Xander LeBelle are look up and see a giant electric dome, yellow in color, engulf the island.
"You may all be wondering why you are here. You will soon find out. There are only ten of you left, so it was time to make the game more interesting. There is no escape, so don't try to test the dome. You won't live to regret it."
The voice ends as the unseen men from earlier are laughing before the speaker cuts off.
10 Remain - End of Day 14
Deaths Thus Far
Xander (Parachute failure)
Rush (Heart attack)
Action Saxton (Knife wound from Big Will)
Mr Baller (Head and neck crushed by Flex)
Vengeance (Hanged by Stetson Hayes)
Gordito (Stabbed by Dr. Zeus)
Michael Winters (Burned and tortured by James Howard)
Big Dave (Multiple machete stabs from Kagura)
Alice "Baby Doll" Adams (Drowned by USA)
Austin Reynolds (Face smashed with crowbar by Eve Taylor)
Keith Kole (Neck sliced by Kagura)
Yemrez Reqonic (Head smashed with rock by Flex)
Vega (Hatchet to face by Ace)
"Remarkable" Mark Keaton (Thrown off cliff by Tyrone)
Annie Halloway (Electrocuted by Armando Paradyse)
Justin Cooper (Skull splitting Piston Chop by S.H.I.T.)
elegANT (Thrown onto stonefish by Flex)
"Showtime" David Cougar (Axe to back by Everest)
Sam Smith (Neck slashed by Tyrone)
King Shabba (Trampled by elephant enraged by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
The Beard (Head smashed with branch by Xander LeBelle/The Masked Gent)
James Howard (Stabbed in neck by Kagura)
Amber Warren (Walked into ocean to quit the game)
Armando Paradyse (Stung by stonefish and drowned)
Steven Holmes (Electric Powerglove punch from Alhazred)
Dorian Slaughter (Choked by Flex)
Dr. Zeus (Stabbed by Tyrone)
Theron Daggershield (Decapitated by Saboteur)
Saboteur (Neck snapped by Flex)
Ulysses S. Adams (Beaten with a pipe by Harald)
Harald Var Krigare (Stabbed and beaten with a pipe by Blade)
Eve Taylor (Face smashed with crowbar by Ricky Runn)
Everest (Broken glass to neck by Drake Callahan)
S.H.I.T. (Brainbuster from Drake Callahan)
Kagura (Stabbed and thrown off Cliff by Stetson Hayes)
Alex Bowen (Snorted bees)
Doug Crashin (Found dead by presumably hilarious ways
Ricky Runn (Impaled by Steamboat Ricky)
Blade (Suffocated by Stetson Hayes)
Tony Mancini (Super curb stomped by Mikey Stormrage)
Stetson Hayes (Dropped off cliff by Garth Black)
Ace Stevens (Impaled on own machete by Xander's parachute)
Alhazred (Mauled by tiger)
Hunter Kravinoff (Impaled and set on fire by Drake Callahan)
Black Dragon (Head crushed with a stone by Mikey Stormrage)
Brad Bomb (Stabbed in neck by Xander LeBelle and Barbosa)
Barbosa (Bitten by snake)
Garth Black (Shot with crossbow by Big Will)
Big Will (Stabbed with arrow/Head smashed with rock/head stomped in by Flex)
Matt Tastic (Shot in the head with a crossbow by Mikey Stormrage)
10 Remain - Start of Night 14
The ten superstars left are all on their own. There are no more alliances, no more tag teams or friends. Among them are Hall of Famers and former champions. Some with blood on their hands, others who have remained hidden.
Mikey Stormrage - "I really wanna just get home. This is fucked, beyond fucked. What the hell is even going on?" The Guru of Gaming slumps against a rock inside a small cave.
Flex Mussel - "No king conquered lands without bloodshed. The crown will be mine. Is there a crown? I'll make one." Flex cracks his knuckles and tends to his wounds.
Titus - "This isn't the sort of legend I want to be. I'll get to the bottom of this." Titus slinks back into the swamps where he has remained camouflaged all game.
Callie Clark - "Urrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!" Callie just sorta yells and stomps her feet.
Tyrone Blades - "This is bigger than anything I have ever done. I've overthrown leaders, claimed power, fought the system. This is beyond even my own mind." Tyrone taps the end of his spear on a tree and keeps an eye on the dome.
Drake Callahan - "Now the party don't start till I walk in!" Drake is still drunk.
Steamboat Ricky - "Yarrrrrrr! I need me boat to sail home." Ricky sits on the beach.
Constantine - "This is worse than any hell I ever brought to the ring. There has to be a way out." Constantine sits in a large tree.
Chris KO - KO just paints a coconut with mud. This is second nature for him at this point.
Xander LeBelle - "I am the greatest mind on this island. I will win and get out of this twisted game." LaBelle is looking at the dome and sharpening some sticks.
10 Remain - End of Night 14
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