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EnviousDominous
07-31-2019, 11:26 AM
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Once upon a time, the WWE got the bright idea to create a massive PPV called InVasion. This PPV was one of the greatest PPVs in history! And one of it's biggest stars, was none other than Raven.

Unfortunately, the WWE was unable to maintain the momentum that the world's greatest PPV created. The very least that they could do was to hire Raven as a consultant for their creative department and as a consultant for their online streaming service called "24/7".

Raven was being paid two well deserved pay checks, and wasn't working at all. Raven deserved to be paid for existing, because his presence nurtures our lives. Unfortunately though, the butt-heads at the WWE were all like "You have to work for money" and shit.

Well, Raven wasn't working. Raven was answering phone calls from WWE Creative concerning his absence, and he would explain that he was working with the 24/7 streaming service. Raven was answering phone calls from the 24/7 streaming service, and he would explain that he was working with WWE Creative.

The WWE paid Raven to do absolutely nothing, and had the gall to fire him when they realized that.