Hell in a Cell

[Yer Maw]

Off to a good start as the Lacey v Natalya match was 5 stars.

[Spidey]

Awesome moonsault.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

all matches tonight will be 5+ stars tonight.

[BaconBits]

I made fried chicken sandwiches for dinner, they were quite tasty.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I like these 3 announcers

[BaconBits]

If they try to do a table spot in this one, I hope the table is made of paper mache.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Here's to Sasha going 0-2 in HIAC matches!

[Yer Maw]

Green smiley t-shirt guy gets around huh?

[BaconBits]

Green smiley t-shirt guy gets around huh?

Well he goes to a lot of professional wrestling events. I doubt he â??gets aroundâ? much.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^Yup. That dude is everywhere. Not as bad as that fool Brock Lesnar guy.

[Yer Maw]

Shit is it TLC next month?

[#AbsoluteUnit]

5 STAR MATCH! WORK RATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yer Maw]

Hell of a match.

The chair in the corner spot was very cool

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Who's taking the title off Becky?

[Yer Maw]

Cris Cyborg

[BaconBits]

Who's taking the title off Becky?

One of the other horsewomen, because none of the other women on the roster matter anymore.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Who's taking the title off Becky?

Rhea Ripley.

[BaconBits]

Manbun Harper is not in any way intimidating.

[Yer Maw]

Manbun Harper is not in any way intimidating.

Hides his giant bald spot

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Manbun Harper is not in any way intimidating.

He's pretty hilarious

[BaconBits]

Hides his giant bald spot

I get that, it still makes him look like some hipster fool wearing an ironic hardcore shirt while attending a Coldplay show.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I get that, it still makes him look like some hipster fool wearing an ironic hardcore shirt while attending a Coldplay show.

Burn!

[BaconBits]

Rowan could totally play bass for Infant Annihilator. Harper could totally be a roadie for a Frankie Goes to Hollywood club tour.

[Yer Maw]

5.5 star match!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

5.5 star match!

This guy gets it!

[BaconBits]

This match contains Randy Orton, so if he’s motivated, we’re looking at a minimum of 7 stars.

[Yer Maw]

Hey look, it's Muslim Seth Rollins!

[BaconBits]

Hey look, it's Muslim Seth Rollins!

Muslim isn’t a race, you racist.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLL ALL 3 ANNOUNCERS TABLES ARE ALL SET BACK UP WITH NO DAMAGE! 10 STARS FOR THE WWE RING CREW! FANTASTIC WORK RATE!

[Yer Maw]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLL ALL 3 ANNOUNCERS TABLES ARE ALL SET BACK UP WITH NO DAMAGE! 10 STARS FOR THE WWE RING CREW! FANTASTIC WORK RATE!

Remember the days when if someone went through a table it stayed broken all night? I member

[Yer Maw]

This match contains Randy Orton, so if he’s motivated, we’re looking at a minimum of 7 stars.

7.75 stars!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^MAN YOU GUYS ARE GETTING IT TONIGHT!!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Tomorrow night will be the FIFTH time we've seen Lacey vs Natalya in just over a month.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^ I'M SO PUMPED FOR THAT BSE!!!

[BaconBits]

Oh, there’s those adorable joshi in this match. 474.35 stars.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Maybe they shouldn't remind us how much Asuka and Kairi Sane have fallen

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^CAREFUL, DAVEY MELTZ MAY JUST OVER RATE THIS SHIT!

[Yer Maw]

Tomorrow night will be the FIFTH time we've seen Lacey vs Natalya in just over a month.

What have we done to deserve this again after their 5 star classic earlier?! Last woman standing means 10 star minimum

[#AbsoluteUnit]

What have we done to deserve this again after their 5 star classic earlier?! Last woman standing means 10 star minimum

LMAAOOO. I SPAT OUT QUALITY SODA READING THIS.

[Yer Maw]

LMAAOOO. I SPAT OUT QUALITY SODA READING THIS.

How many stars????

[BaconBits]

Lol. Alexa and Nikki will still be featured more.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

ONLY 4.5 STARS. NOT ENUF WORK RATE FROM ALEXA'S TEAM

[#AbsoluteUnit]

How many stars????

UP TO YOU BRYAN ALVAREZ! YOU HAVE THE FLOOR SIR.

[BaconBits]

Festus with facepaint is still Festus.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

ACCORDING TO MY REPORTS..... CEDRIC ALEXANDER WAS SUPPOSED TO TAG WITH THE VIKING RAIDERS, NOT BRAUN STROWMAN. PLANS CHANGED GUYS, I AM NOT WRONG, PLANS CHANGED Y'KNOW.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

How does one capture the imagination of someone?

[#AbsoluteUnit]

How does one capture the imagination of someone?

Well, according to my sources.......uhm, y'know, Braun Strowman knocking out AJ Styles is a direct shot at the main event of WK2020. Y'know.

[BaconBits]

Baron Corbin is a direct shot at people without Aspergers.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

HE'S SHORT HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^Ok, that was good.

Y'KNOW, IF CHAD GABLE WRESTLED IN JAPAN, UHMM HE'D BE A 4+ STAR SUPERSTAR, LIKE CODY.

[BaconBits]

HE'S SHORT HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Gable being short is a direct shot at the AEW roster.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^ dope. i like that one too.

CORBIN POINTING DOWN AT GABLE IS A DIRECT SHOT OF WHERE HIS CAREER WILL BE GOING AFTER HIS KING OF THE RING GIMMICK IS OVER.

EDIT: I MAY SIG THAT RESPONSE

[BaconBits]

Man people just straight up do not care about Chad Gable.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Man people just straight up do not care about Chad Gable.

BECAUSE HE'S SHORT!!!!!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

ACCORDING TO MANY SOURCES, THE KABUKI WARRIORS WERE THE MAIN DRAW, NOT THE FIEND NOR ROLLINS. $11.99 FOR FURTHER ANALYSIS.

[BaconBits]

BECAUSE HE'S SHORT!!!!!

That probably has something to do with it, in all honesty.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Did they seriously announce him as Shorty Gable?

[#AbsoluteUnit]

On the real, Gable can work, regardless of what the hell is height is.

[BaconBits]

On the real, Gable can work, regardless of what the hell is height is.

He can, but heâ??s best used as part of a tag team, and thereâ??s nothing wrong with that. Takes all types to make wrasslinâ?? go around.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

You're not wrong.

[BaconBits]

Bayley’s entrance is a direct shot at used car lot commercials featuring the lot owners preteen stepdaughter.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

ROFLZZZ LMFAO

[#AbsoluteUnit]

BAYLEY BEING ANNOUNCED AS BEING FROM SAN JOSE IS A DIRECT SHOT AT DAVEY MELTZ (also from San Jose eww gross, Bayley get out of there)

[Spidey]

Are you folks alright in here?

I can go get help

[BaconBits]

Are you folks alright in here?


This is a direct shot at Frasier Crane.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

"We're gonna have to start talking about (Charlotte) as one of the greatest" - Michael Cole

Where has Cole been the last few years?

[BaconBits]

#LOLCharlottewins

[BaconBits]

They should have Alexa run out and punch her in the face for good measure.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I have a feeling, once Sasha lost, and now Bayley lost, that the Boss N Hug Connection will return and get the Womens tag team championship again.......... more for $11.99!!!!!!!!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN!!! ISN'T IT THE MOST HILARIOUS THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD???

CHAD GABLE IS SHORT!!!!!!

[BaconBits]

I have a feeling, once Sasha lost, and now Bayley lost, that the Boss N Hug Connection will return and get the Womens tag team championship again.......... more for $11.99!!!!!!!!

Probably. And then immediately lose them to Alexa and Nikki so they can continue to clog the women’s main event with horsewomen shit.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

CHAD GABLE BEING SHORT IS A DIRECT SHOT AT THE MAIN EVENTERS OF AEW

[BaconBits]

I can’t see them putting the belt on Bray and I can’t see them having Bray lose clean, so there will be fuckery. I got a direct shot on Brock and Cain flirting again.

[Yer Maw]

5 star entrance!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I agree with Bacon, however, I'm going with a longshot, I'll go with 'Taker interfering. Yes, I'm more than likely wrong, but so what, I'm going with it. I have my reasons.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

5 star entrance!

MY MAN!

[BaconBits]

Needs more bugs with this lighting.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^agreed, but I like this lighting

[BaconBits]

^agreed, but I like this lighting

I do too. I didnâ??t actually mind the bugs, either.

[BaconBits]

All the suicide dives are a direct shot at depressed AEW fans.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

The Fiend's mask is a direct shot at Chris Jericho's clown looking face.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

All the suicide dives are a direct shot at depressed AEW fans.

LOL I've finally found a signature.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^Do it!

[BaconBits]

This is terrible workrate from Bray. Just abysmal.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

THIS RED LIGHT IS A DIRECT SHOT AT AEW NEW SHOW AEW DARK

[BestSportsEntertainer]

A disqualification inside the cell?

...ok

[Yer Maw]

What bullshit is This??

[BaconBits]

Seth Rollins cosplaying as Triple H is a direct shot at Brandy pretending to be Stephanie McMahaon.

[Yer Maw]

Crowd is fuming! Ending ruined a perfectly good show

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That was really fucking stupid.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

vINCE mCmAHON COMING OUT TO sMACKdOWN'S PREMIER ON FOX IS A DIRECT SHOT AT TONY KHAN.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Crowd is fuming! Ending ruined a perfectly good show

At least they've been consistent the last 2 shows

[BaconBits]

Fans: We want edgy. We want the Attitude Era back!

Wwe: Gives em some cartoonish Attitude Era violence.

Fans: No, not like that.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Terrible ending is a shot at the end of AEW's main event last Wednesday.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Fans: We want edgy. We want the Attitude Era back!

Wwe: Gives em some cartoonish Attitude Era violence.

Fans: No, not like that.

Fans loved it until they called a DQ

[BaconBits]

Fans loved it until they called a DQ

No they didn’t. They were booing the living fuck out of RAW’s top face long before they called it a DQ.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

No then didn’t. They were booing the living fuck out of RAW’s top face long before they called it a DQ.

Because the Fiend is infinitely more interesting

[#AbsoluteUnit]

UHHMMMM, Y'KNOW, UHM, I'LL HAVE FULL ANALYSIS AND STAR RATINGS AND WELL, Y'KNOW PLENTY OF SPECULATION ON TUESDAY WITH FULL REESULTS ON TUESDAY. $11.99 BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING.......UHMMM, I KNOW WHY THE FANS BOOOOO'D THE MAIN EVENT, WELL, Y'KNOW.................TUESDAY............. $11.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BaconBits]

Because the Fiend is infinitely more interesting

Seth said bad stuff about English NJPW man a few months ago, too. Smarks still hate the guy over it.

[Yer Maw]

He was out cold for a good 5 minutes before he got the sledgehammer then literally 30 seconds after the bell he was back up again.. like..what the fuck

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Seth said bad stuff about English NJPW man a few months ago, too. Smarks still hate the guy over it.

DAVEY MELTZ SAID SMA**S IS A DEROGATORY TERM!

[Jack-Hammer]

Vince just couldn't help himself by not going for a bullshit ending. All he's done is reinforce the notion that WWE isn't about the fans, as evident by the "AEDUB" chants with the crowd vocalizing their displeasure. You could just feel Vince's fingerprints all over this match with all the over the top shenanigans going on with Rollins hitting a dozen superkicks and nearly that many stomps before all the other stuff. I mean..it's Hell in a fucking Cell after all, it's supposed to be vicious, it's supposed to be brutal and all that stuff. You don't stop the match because a guy's getting the shit kicked out of him. It's a situation where Vince wanted to protect both guys but really shouldn't have, Wyatt is and has been on a huge roll with the Fiend character, despite only having one match since his return, and this match could really have cemented him. Rollins has beaten Lesnar twice, once perfectly clean, and went over Braun Strowman perfectly clean so it's not as if losing would've hurt him.

The overall show was very good but the ending of the show definitely hurt things overall because this has cost Wyatt some momentum, there's no way around it. Rollins beat him down so badly in HIAC that the ref stopped the friggin' match. I swear, Vince just can't fucking help himself, he goes two steps forward and two steps back when it comes to building up guys that fans are absolutely rabid about and Wyatt is one of them. He just will not pull the damn trigger. It's a damn shame and it's creative choices like this that's led to AEW gaining more and more ground while NXT continues to just flat out be a better wrestling promotion.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

DAVEY MELTZ SAID SMA**S IS A DEROGATORY TERM!

And compared it to... actually let's not talk about that lol

[#AbsoluteUnit]

And compared it to... actually let's not talk about that lol

I, along many, would not want to go there. But, you get the point BSE.

$11.99 please!!!!!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Fantastic show.

Bad ending but great overall.

[BaconBits]

Vince just couldn't help himself by not going for a bullshit ending. All he's done is reinforce the notion that WWE isn't about the fans, as evident by the "AEDUB" chants with the crowd vocalizing their displeasure. You could just feel Vince's fingerprints all over this match with all the over the top shenanigans going on with Rollins hitting a dozen superkicks and nearly that many stomps before all the other stuff. I mean..it's Hell in a fucking Cell after all, it's supposed to be vicious, it's supposed to be brutal and all that stuff. You don't stop the match because a guy's getting the shit kicked out of him. It's a situation where Vince wanted to protect both guys but really shouldn't have, Wyatt is and has been on a huge roll with the Fiend character, despite only having one match since his return, and this match could really have cemented him. Rollins has beaten Lesnar twice, once perfectly clean, and went over Braun Strowman perfectly clean so it's not as if losing would've hurt him.

The overall show was very good but the ending of the show definitely hurt things overall because this has cost Wyatt some momentum, there's no way around it. Rollins beat him down so badly in HIAC that the ref stopped the friggin' match. I swear, Vince just can't fucking help himself, he goes two steps forward and two steps back when it comes to building up guys that fans are absolutely rabid about and Wyatt is one of them. He just will not pull the damn trigger. It's a damn shame and it's creative choices like this that's led to AEW gaining more and more ground while NXT continues to just flat out be a better wrestling promotion.

I wouldn’t be so sure it was Vince’s call if I was you. ECW had nonsense endings like that all the time.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I wouldn’t be so sure it was Vince’s call if I was you. ECW had nonsense endings like that all the time.

Vince bad, Heyman good

Got it?

[BaconBits]

Vince bad, Heyman good

Got it?

11.99 please.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Fantastic show.

Bad ending but great overall.

^ This. I had no expectations going into this show, turned out to be not so bad. Main event was killer though. All in all 100% agree though!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

11.99 please.

You've been killing it all night.

[Undying]

Judging from idk every single one of Jack Hammers posts, Vince was in on 9/11.

[Spidey]

Oof.

[klunderbunker]

Hell In A Cell 2019
Date: October 6, 2019
Location: Golden 1 Center, Sacramento, California
Commentators: Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Vic Joseph, Dio Maddin, Jerry Lawler

So what happens if WWE holds a show but forgets to put it together? Until late Friday night, this was a three match card, though they added four more on Sunday afternoon so the show wouldn’t be an hour and fifteen minutes long. The big question tonight is can the Fiend take the Universal Title from Seth Rollins so let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

WWE Thinks You're Stupid (https://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2019/10/06/hell-in-a-cell-2019-wwe-thinks-youre-stupid/)

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Judging from idk every single one of Jack Hammers posts, Vince was in on 9/11.

you may be on to something man.

[Awesome_Miz]

Show was pretty good but that ending just left a bad taste. Now I want to play any WWE game and see if I can get DQed in a Hell In A Cell match.

[klunderbunker]

That was really fucking stupid.

So was the running joke tonight.

[klunderbunker]

UHHMMMM, Y'KNOW, UHM, I'LL HAVE FULL ANALYSIS AND STAR RATINGS AND WELL, Y'KNOW PLENTY OF SPECULATION ON TUESDAY WITH FULL REESULTS ON TUESDAY. $11.99 BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING.......UHMMM, I KNOW WHY THE FANS BOOOOO'D THE MAIN EVENT, WELL, Y'KNOW.................TUESDAY............. $11.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We get it. And it's not funny.

[OYDK]

Fucking hell. Worst main event and LD of all time.

Double-whammy.

[Jack-Hammer]

Judging from idk every single one of Jack Hammers posts, Vince was in on 9/11.

Nah, Vince doesn't have the needed stability to pull something like that off. He'd be like "Okay, we're going with the Empire State Building" before changing his mind three hours later by saying "You know...maybe we should go with the World Trade Center and the Pentagon." The next day, they're back to the Empire State Building, more changes are made, then more and more before the old man finally comes to a decision only hours before the attack is scheduled to begin.

[Jack-Hammer]

I wouldnâ??t be so sure it was Vinceâ??s call if I was you. ECW had nonsense endings like that all the time.

True but, as of right now, everything I've read about it says that the ending was entirely Vince McMahon's call and went down exactly as he wanted it to. Further reports/rumors allege that he initially laughed off the crowd's reaction but later acknowledged, I have no idea to whom, that he "messed up." So, take it for what it's worth right now.