RAW 12/9

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Let's get to it.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^ Gimmick infringement

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Why is Rusev wearing a Donald Duck shirt?

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Hey #RicSolarFlair, how do you feel about ruining Lana and Rusev's marriage?

[#AbsoluteUnit]

It doesn't involve Rhea Ripley, so I'm good sir. Thank you!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Also BSE, Rusev is my #1 pick, so I got to defend my draft pick!

[BaconBits]

Rusev gets more cheers than any other face on Raw. This story has been shockingly effectively.

[BaconBits]

Bobby Lashley: You gonna fuck on me?

[BaconBits]

People are totally gonna get teary eyed at the bizzaro world Macho and Liz reunion of Rusev and Lana.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Ehh, Rusev and Lana are nowhere near Randy and Liz

[BaconBits]

Ehh, Rusev and Lana are nowhere near Randy and Liz

You’re right, this is why I said bizzaro world.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

this should be an easy squash.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I liked Becky 2 Belts.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I'd like for the Brand Split to end. Spreads the talent and star power too thin.

[BaconBits]

Kevin should have told Mojo that he ain’t hype.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Can't deny that

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Street Profits are dope.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Fans would care about the AOP a little more if they did ANYTHING with them over the last year.

[BaconBits]

Why are the AOP driving a work van? Are they HVAC techs by day or some shit?

[BaconBits]

Fans would care about the AOP a little more if they did ANYTHING with them over the last year.

They had an injury and visa issues that kept them out most of the last year.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

agreed

[BaconBits]

Oblivious Seth and AOP as a bingo hall Shield has some entertainment value.

[BaconBits]

Sami as an advocate for jobbers also has some entertainment value.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Sami ain't bad

[Undying]

crazy that United States title design has been the same since 2003.

[BaconBits]

Aliester Black is largely just an entrance. That’s not all bad, for instance, Goldberg had an incredibly successful career of being just an entrance.

[BaconBits]

Nobody tell Big Dave Charly is on screen.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Charly though

[klunderbunker]

Charly though

Well....yeah.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

"The WWE universe firmly behind Humberto Carrillo"

:lmao:

[MF Doom]

This Humberto Carrillo nerd looks like a lesbian vampire

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That would be much more interesting.

[MF Doom]

Booo

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Do these slow turns really ever work out in WWE?

It would've been much more impactful if Rollins fully turned heel 2 weeks ago.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

This is the Seth Rollins I've been missing.

[BaconBits]

Bolieve Seth was fun for those couple weeks.

[BaconBits]

Being 400 lbs and being an EMT. Name a more iconic pairing.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Becky can't even take a loss in a handicap match?

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Becky 3 seconds after being put through a table

https://media.giphy.com/media/b6iVj3IM54Abm/giphy.gif

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That was the greatest jobber ever

But I'm not sure it's a good thing that he got a louder pop than most of the Raw roster lol

[BestSportsEntertainer]

This writing is terrible.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Remember when champions were no longer getting an automatic rematch? Me neither.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I somehow completely forgot about TLC. Had no idea this was the go-home show.

[klunderbunker]

Monday Night Raw
Date: December 9, 2019
Location: Bon Secours Wellness Arena, Greenville, South Carolina
Commentators: Vic Joseph, Samoa Joe, Corey Graves

I know it seems ridiculous but we are only six days away Tables, Ladders and Chairs. There are only a handful of matches confirmed for the show so tonight is going to be all about rapid fire build, because that’s the best thing this company knows how to do these days. Expect some more from AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton, and of course Rusev vs. Bobby Lashley. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

A Different Way To Rush Through Everything (https://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2019/12/09/monday-night-raw-december-9-2019-a-different-way-to-rush-through-everything/)