RAW: 1/13

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Let's get to it.

[BaconBits]

Over at my favorite wrestling circle jerk, we refer to portly types as shootfighters. The WWE has officially outjerked us by putting their tubby guys in a worked shoot fight.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I think KB is at the show.

[BaconBits]

I think KB is at the show.

He does reside in that part of the world, Iâ??d say thatâ??s a pretty likely scenario.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

He does reside in that part of the world, I’d say that’s a pretty likely scenario.

Tis.

[BaconBits]

Mojo needs to find his fucking cocaine.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^ I laughed way too hard at that.

[BaconBits]

I want the next nine guys to enter after Brock to be cruiserweights just to see how far they can be thrown.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Do it!

[BaconBits]

This is Elias in Seattle levels of salt.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Heyman looks like he put on some weight.

[BaconBits]

Truth is five years older than Cena, lol.

[BaconBits]

Brock not being able to keep a straight face has made this whole segment

[BaconBits]

Mojo found his blow!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Why was Lashley wearing sunglasses when it was dark out in that promo?

[BaconBits]

Why was Lashley wearing sunglasses when it was dark out in that promo?

Because he’s basically Urkel on Tren and was trying to look cool.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Because he’s basically Urkel on Tren and was trying to look cool.

Apparently.

[BaconBits]

These bland as fuck tag teams makes me really miss Enzo and Cass.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Charly > Lana. Everyday.

[BaconBits]

Charly > Lana. Everyday.

I see you are a man of culture.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I see you are a man of culture.

A man of taste sir.

[BaconBits]

Liv > Lana too.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Agreed. Rusev with the wrong blonde.

[klunderbunker]

Monday Night Raw
Date: January 13, 2020
Location: Rupp Arena, Lexington, Kentucky
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Vic Joseph

We’re less than two weeks away from the Royal Rumble and that means things need to pick up a lot. The Rumbles themselves have barely meant anything so far as it seems to be all about Brock Lesnar for the men and Charlotte seems destined for the women’s. You know, in case you were worrying about something fresh sneaking in. Let’s get to it.

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Brock Lesnar Laughs At This Show (https://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2020/01/14/monday-night-raw-january-13-2020-brock-lesnar-laughs-at-this-show/)