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The voice of Michael Moore can be heard.
Despite what Titus has said, the grandest prize of them all in WZCW is the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship. The oldest and consistent championship in the federation has great history.
The current champion, Xander, is one of only two to win it by winning the Lethal Lottery. Matt Tastic is the other.
There have been a handful of double champions but it makes sense that three have had three reigns. Showtime, Ty Burna and Titus.
The shortest reign was Disasterpiece which was atrocious really he. He won and lost it on the same night, absolute poor form.
What about the Hall of Famers? Big Will, Steamboat Ricky, Titus, Everest, Vengeance, Ty Burna, Big Dave, Barbosa, Showtime, Steven Holmes, John Constantine, Matt Tastic, Mike Stormrage and Eve Taylor. Quite the bunch really.
What can we expect tonight? With 41 different reigns can we get to the life, universe and everything or will Xander keep his really impressive reign and end it on a high?
Xander is standing backstage with his World Title over his shoulder as he smirks at the camera.
Xander: Well well well, WZCW is about to end and you know who's fault it is? Yours. All of you fans are the reason and you should feel ashamed of yourselves.
Fans in the arena can be heard booing.
Xander: And I know you all think you're gonna get another happy ending, I mean why wouldn't you? Carl the loveable underdog won the Mayhem Title, Garth Black came out of nowhere to win the Elite Title and Titus got his happy ending by winning back the Eurasian Title. But that's only because they didn't have to go through me. All of your heroes are going to come after me and they're all going to try and take my World Title, but they won't because they simply aren't as good as me.
Xander adjusts the championship on his shoulder.
Xander: I'm going to break all of your hearts and take my championship home with me. I am the greatest World Champion this company has ever had and I'll prove that by retaining against everyone this stupid company can line up to face me! Tonight, your heroes die and the legend of Xander reaches even higher levels.
Backstage we see Yemrez Raquonic talking, but nobody else is there. Suddenly, Justin Cooper walks into the room looking confused.
Cooper: Who are you talking to?
Yemrez turns around and smiles at Cooper.
Yemrez: Oh, I was just talking to my boyfriend.
Cooper shoots her a weird look.
Cooper: Um what? I don't see a phone in your hand or anyone in here.
Yemrez: Well that's because he's sadly passed away, but don't you see his ghost in here? He's standing right next to me.
Cooper can't help himself from busting out laughing, which angers Yemrez.
Cooper: You're joking right? You have to be joking. Ghosts aren't real. No wonder you never won matches.
Yemrez takes a step towards Cooper and gets in his face.
Yemrez: We'll see who's laughing when I eliminate you from the battle royal tonight. You won't have Mark Keaton to save you.
Cooper laughs again.
Cooper: I don't need help to eliminate you. Have fun talking to your boyfriend.
Cooper brushes past Yemrez and walks away laughing as she stands there looking angry at him.
The Beard and Harald are sitting at a table playing Scrabble, showing they are much more than just big hairy beasts.
Beard: Chutzpah. That's at least seventy seven points. I can thank my old Jewish friend The Local Talent for that one.
Beard's opponent ponders his next move.
Harald: Quixotic. It means not sensible about practical matters.
Beard: Yeah, reminds me of the way you talk.
Harald gets mad and slams his fists on the table as he stands.
Harald: Got something you wanna say? Maybe you care to put it in a poem?
Beard flips the table at Harald and the two start to wrestle around. They bump into Dorian Slaughter, who is reading a book on Norse mythology. The bump causes Slaughter to spill his warm tea all over his shirt and the very expensive book. Slaughter takes the book and smacks both men in the head with it before he walks off to find something to clean himself up with.
Backstage Rush is talking to Theron Daggershield
Rush: I don't get it.
Theron: Dungeons & Dragons (commonly abbreviated as D&D or DnD) is a fantasy tabletop role-playing game (RPG) originally designed by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson. It was first published in 1974 by Tactical Studies Rules, Inc. (TSR). The game has been published by Wizards of the Coast (now a subsidiary of Hasbro) since 1997. It was derived from miniature wargames, with a variation of the 1971 game Chainmail serving as the initial rule system.D&D's publication is commonly recognized as the beginning of modern role-playing games and the role-playing game industry.
D&D departs from traditional wargaming by allowing each player to create their own character to play instead of a military formation. These characters embark upon imaginary adventures within a fantasy setting. A Dungeon Master (DM) serves as the game's referee and storyteller, while maintaining the setting in which the adventures occur, and playing the role of the inhabitants of the game world. The characters form a party and they interact with the setting's inhabitants and each other. Together they solve dilemmas, engage in battles, and gather treasure and knowledge. In the process, the characters earn experience points (XP) in order to rise in levels, and become increasingly powerful over a series of separate gaming sessions.
The early success of D&D led to a proliferation of similar game systems. Despite the competition, D&D has remained as the market leader in the role-playing game industry. In 1977, the game was split into two branches: the relatively rules-light game system of basic Dungeons & Dragons, and the more structured, rules-heavy game system of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (abbreviated as AD&D). AD&D 2nd Edition was published in 1989. In 2000, a new system was released as D&D 3rd edition, continuing the edition numbering from AD&D; a revised version 3.5 was released in June 2003. These 3rd edition rules formed the basis of the d20 System, which is available under the Open Game License (OGL) for use by other publishers. D&D 4th edition was released in June 2008. The 5th edition of D&D, the most recent, was released during the second half of 2014.
As of 2004, D&D remained the best-known, and best-selling, role-playing game in the US, with an estimated 20 million people having played the game, and more than US$1 billion in book and equipment sales worldwide.The game has been supplemented by many pre-made adventures, as well as commercial campaign settings suitable for use by regular gaming groups. D&D is known beyond the game itself for other D&D-branded products, references in popular culture, and some of the controversies that have surrounded it, particularly a moral panic in the 1980s falsely linking it to Satanism and suicide. The game has won multiple awards and has been translated into many languages.
Rush: Have you ever seen a pair of titties?
The camera fades in on a kitchen, modern, clean and large; a woman with red hair is cooking a meal as the camera pans past her and two children run across the frame. It eventually stands still on a man sat on the sofa, behind him in a display case are a series of championship belts, a Eurasian championship, an Elite X Championship and at the top a pair of Tag Team championships alongside a photo from Kingdom Come V with a tank on the entrance ramp. James Howard sits there proudly, smiling.
James Howard: I’m sorry I couldn’t be there tonight in person to say goodbye to WZCW. It was one of the greatest times of my life. I don’t have much to say really other than Thank You. Sincerely, everyone who’s ever been involved in this crazy endeavour deserves all the love and respect of everyone involved. Waiting for the show to be live was always thrilling and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss it. Thunderbuddies for life. Goodbye WZCW.
Showtime and Sam Smith are speaking backstage.
Showtime: I never thought I'd see you again.
Smith: Why?
Showtime: Wern't you in Big Brother?
Smith: A different Sam Smith.
Showtime: Singing?
Smith: A different Sam Smith.
Showtime: Right and you don't have the sneakers either?
Smith: Good grief.
Backstage Leon Kensworth is with Haven.
Leon: Well Haven, a final goodbye to WZCW. Ready to defend your home?
Haven: Coast City?
Leon: I mean Coast City doesn't exist. It's a DC Comics location, where the Green Lantern is from. Who would do that and make up a location?
Haven: Like Keystone City? Home to Wally West?
Out of nowhere Red Mask appears.
Red Mask: Excuse me. Keystone City is as real London. What's with the Green?
Haven: It's better than Red.
Red Mask: No it's not. What's with the cape? It looks stupid.
Haven: It's easier to woosh.
Red Mask: To quote Edna Mole. No capes.
Haven: Yeah well your mask is just a Red version of Black Mask from Batman. Or the Red Hood.
Red Mask: Well you're just the Hurricane!
Leon: Yeah we can't mention him. Let's take it to the ring fellas.
Ricky Runn is walking around backstage with his entourage, The Swag Pack following him around. Each time he passes a female employee, he sexually harasses them in some form.
Runn: Swiggity Swag I got this win in the bag.
Becky Serra, Ricky's one time one interest but not really because it was actually El Swago, passes by and Ricky slaps her ass.
Runn: Swiggity Swooty, coming for that booty.
Becky turns around on a dime and slaps Ricky in the face.
Runn: She totally wants me.
Ricky walks away, the Swag Pack following, so he can find more women to send dick pics to.
Stormrage: I've held a lot of gold in my career. You name it, I've done it.
Mikey shrugs a little.
Stormrage: Hell, in early ninety nine I beat Ocarina of Time. I was a legend in my town.
The gamer let's out a sigh.
Stormrage: They say this is the end. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I just know one thing. Of all the things I have accomplished in my career, this ring right here, its the most important.
Instead of his Hall of Fame ring, Mikey shows the camera his wedding ring.
Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, the following battle royal is for the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship!
Copeland: One last opportunity for the superstars to realize a dream and cement themselves in the history books.
Cohen: It is an absolute honor to hold that title and someone will walk out of here with the feeling of being th ebest in the world.
Connor: And an opportunity to wrestle in the very last match in WZCW history. It will be a breathtaking moment for whoever wins.
A group of superstars make their way to the ring.
Milenko, Justin Cooper, Annie Halloway, War Zone, Rush, Theron Daggershield, The Beard, Sam Smith, Mark Keaton, Drake Callahan, Dorian Slaughter, Harald Van Krigare, Yemrez Reqonic, all climb into the ring.
The fans give various boos and cheers as each superstar gives a quick nod to the crowd.
Suddenly the lights go down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRme0C2pmI
Cohen: Could it be? YES! It is! The man to save us all from our peasant unswag lives.
Ricky Runn makes his way out from the curtain, with all of his swag on full display. He saunters into the ring and starts to talk to the others about how they have no swag. Without hesitation a large group of superstars rush the King of Swag and throw him over the top rope and onto the floor.
Ricky Runn has been eliminated!
Connor: Was the match even started yet?
Copeland: The ringside refs called it so it must be official.
Cohen: It can't be official, we still have more entrants. The champ isn't even out here!
Suddenly there is a commotion high in the rafters and Haven is seen battling with Red Mask. The two heroes and arch rivals trade deft blows and cunning dodges. The two of them both miss with quick kicks before Red Mask grabs a rope and rappels down into the ring, Haven isn't far behind. The two do battle, two heroes vying for supremacy. They are at a stalemate, neither able to get the upper hand. They stare each other down until Red Mask takes on a less threatening stance and extends a hand to Haven. Haven looks nervous but extends a hand and the two former rivals shake hands, presumably burying the hatchet. Before they can turn around however, The Beard rushes up and clotheslines both men out of the ring. Neither makes hero is happy, but they accomplished the greater goal of squashing their beef.
Haven and Red Mask have been eliminated!
Connor: This is shaping up to be eventful.
Cohen: We still have competitors yet to enter, this isn't fair to Ricky Runn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqXW57WM9TA
The crowd boos as Ramparte, the only member of Cerberus yet to compete, makes his way out. He seems to revel in the boos, with a sly smirk on his face. He knows hes a showman and your performance is only as good as the reaction it elicits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eTjMNV__5M
The crowd is unsure how to react to the Hall of Famer, "Showtime" Cougar. He has been gone for some time, retired by Ramparte's close friend Flex Mussel. Ramparte gives him a wide berth before they both enter the ring on opposite sides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc2GXtwnxJU&feature=emb_title
The crowd cheers as Mikey Stormrage makes his way through the curtain. He high fives some fans as he walks down the ramp and around the ring. He climbs onto the apron and waits for the final competitor before he climbs in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vikSiFiyM0U&feature=emb_title
The boos are deafening as the WZCW World Champion makes his way to the stage. He makes his way to the ring, doing his usual routine of antagonizing the crowd. He slides into the ring and taunts everyone before being taken down by Mikey Stormrage, who launched himself off the top rope with a crossbody.
Cohen: Now we can make it official.
Fists and kicks start to fly as the match descends into bedlam. Yemrez stares down the monster Rush and tries to take him head on, but a giant boot to the face puts her down. He then grabs her by the hair and slings her over the top rope.
Yemrez whatever has been eliminated!
The Beard and WarZone clash in the center of the ring and start to stumble awkwardly toward the ropes. Rush sees this and tries to power the two up and over and once he is joined by Dorian Slaughter, he succeeds.
The Beard and WarZone have been eliminated!
Rush then tries to lift Slaughter over but his old man heart gives out and he has like his ninth heart attack. He is easily disposed of by Slaughter with the former World Champion easily tossing him over. Rush is declared deed once he hits the floor.
Rush has been eliminated!
Slaughter has no time to celebrate though as Ramparte comes in with a dropkick to the upper back that causes Slaughter to tumble to the apron. A springboard off the middle turnbuckle turns into a knee and Slaughter hits the floor.
Dorian Slaughter has been eliminated.
Copeland: Hopes and dreams are being dashed in a hurry as eliminations are coming quick.
Connor: A bevy of superstars being tossed really speaks to the desire of the men inside the ring.
Mikey Stormrage drops Sam Smith with a back elbow, only for Harald Var Krigare to club him from behind. The Hall of Famer stumbles forward into the turnbuckle. HVK turns him around and kicks him in the midsection before heading across the ring. He then runs at Stormrage, who ducks down at the last second and sends Harald over the rope and to the floor.
HVK has been eliminated!
Stormrage bends over to try to ease the pain from the kick and gets met with a knee to the side of the head from Justin Cooper. As Cooper bends down to taunt his former foe, Showtime hits a modified version of The Final Act, the C4 plants Cooper before Showtime picks him up and tosses him out. Before Showtime can recover, Ramparte runs up and grabs the Hall of Famer by the trunks and throws him over as well.
Justin Cooper and Showtime have been eliminated.
Ramparte turns around right into a running body block from Stormrage. He then runs across the ring and hits a running crossbody to Theron and takes him down. He then sees Milenko running at him and takes him down with a thunderous uranage. The big man's path of destruction is stopped only by a chop block from Annie Halloway. She celebrates taking the gamer off his feet, only to be met with a huge superkick from Xander. She staggers into the ropes and a second kick sends her up and over.
Annie Halloway has been eliminated.
Drake Callahan, who has been waiting to pick his spot runs up behind Milenko, who is staggering to his feet. He tries to toss him but Milenko hooks the top rope and manages to carry Drake Callahan to the floor. Milenko looks almost stunned he managed to eliminate the former WOrld Champion.
Drake Callahan has been eliminated!
Theron Daggershield then charges at Milenko who low bridges, pulling the top rope down and letting Theron carry himself over.
Theron Daggershield has been eliminated!
Copeland: Milenko certainly making the most of this final chance, eliminating two former World Champions back to back.
Cohen: He may just have a chance Seabass.
Almost on cue tough, Xander sweeps the legs out from Milenko as he pulled himself to his feet and he drops to the floor.
Milenko has been eliminated!
It isn't long though before Sam Smith tries to take advantage of the situation and take out Xander. Mark Keaton makes his presence known, having slid back into the ring after spending time on the outside playing air guitar with fans. He tries to toss the two men out, only for Ramparte to join in. The four men are all struggling on the ropes.
Connor: Do you guys see whats about to happen?
Mikey Stormrage comes from behind the four and lifts with all his might and Keaton and Sam Smith both hit the floor in the commotion.
Mark Keaton and Sam Smith have been eliminated.
As Keaton gets back to his feet he grabs a plastic food tray and tosses it in frustration. A jagged edge of the tray hits a fan, who turns out to be Mr. Baller. You know what happens next. The crowd gives a sensible chuckle.
Copeland: Ramparte and Xander are on the apron and the rotund Stormrage is inside the ring, this shouldn't be hard to figure out.
Stormrage goes to grab the two and finish the match but Xander catches him with a shoulder through the ropes. The champ and Ramparte grab Stormrage and get him ready for a suplex and manage to get him up and over. He hits the floor and the two men responsible for the elimination quickly roll back inside.
Mikey Stormrage has been eliminated!
All three men look rather stunned with the outcome and in that confusion, Ramparte tosses Xander to the apron. Xander lands on his feet and blocks a punch before hitting a forearm. He then hits a second to stagger Ramparte. The champ then grabs the arm of Ramparte and jumps onto the turnbuckle and performs a beautiful arm drag ends with Ramparte in the ropes. Xander goes for the X-Rated superkick to end it, but Ramparte catches it. He spins Xander around, but the champ catches him with an enzugiri and causes him to tumble over the ropes and to the floor.
Ramparte has been eliminated! Therefor your winner and still WZCW World Heavyweight Champion, Xander!
The crowd boos as Xander falls to his knees and demands his title. The feed fades to black as the camera pans to the commentary team, who look on impressed.
Intro/Segments - Lee
Segments - Matrix
Segments and Battle Royal(e) - Yaz
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