Summerslam 2021 LD

[Storm Trooper]

Summerslam is TONIGHT in Las Vegas, Nevada at Allegiant Stadium, home of the Las Vegas Raiders of the NFL.

The kickoff show keeps saying they'll have 50,000+ fans. This will be the biggest show of 2021 for WWE.

LET'S GET TO IT!

Big E is on the Kickoff show wrestling Baron Corbin, who is still far and away one of the best performers in all of professional wrestling right now.

[Storm Trooper]

Baron Corbin had his shirt pulled up while in a Stretch Muffler submission.

I now see why he always wears shirts when he wrestles. He is not a midsection guy. That or he is super-method and has more of a stomach now than he did a few months ago.

[BaconBits]

Splitting time between this and Lemans tonight.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Let's get to it.

[Storm Trooper]

Let's get to it.

USA Network put this up on their Socials.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9PqNwOXMAwKhm0?format=jpg&name=large


I get pinned by Rhea Ripley.

[Storm Trooper]

IT'S TIME!

LET'S GET TO IT (FOR REAL)! Time for RKBro vs. AJ/Omos!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

USA Network put this up on their Socials.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E9PqNwOXMAwKhm0?format=jpg&name=large


I get pinned by Rhea Ripley.

No comment

[BaconBits]

Randy’s pedo stache is the best

[Storm Trooper]

I like they minimalist set. Similar to the Royal Rumbles in baseball stadiums. Also it allows them to sell the entirety of the building instead of having to cover up part of the stadium behind a gigantic set.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Can we get Pat all night?

[Stone Cold Tea]

So say Reigns wins tonight, odds on a Rock return?

[BaconBits]

I like they minimalist set. Similar to the Royal Rumbles in baseball stadiums. Also it allows them to sell the entirety of the building instead of having to cover up part of the stadium behind a gigantic set.

I think the visual works a bit better in ballparks. Entering out of the dugouts just looks cooler.

[BaconBits]

So say Reigns wins tonight, odds on a Rock return?

Could be Bork too.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

RKBro has done it!

[Stone Cold Tea]

Could be Bork too.

Face Bork would be cool. Boombox Bork was the best.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Awesome opener

[BaconBits]

Face Bork would be cool. Boombox Bork was the best.

He supposedly has a house in Vegas, going back to his fighting days.

[BaconBits]

RKBro would be gold against Enzo and Cass. It’s a shame things went the way they did.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Still don't care about Alexa Bliss. Sorry, not sorry.

[Storm Trooper]

Eva hit Alexa with Lilly. Why didn't Alexa win by DQ due to either weapon strike or by outside interference?

[BestSportsEntertainer]

At least it was short. I want to like the magic stuff, but it's really not good.

[BaconBits]

The rushed the Piper/Eva feud there. They could have saved the betrayal till tomorrow.

[Storm Trooper]

AC Slater is here!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

As KB says, give these guys time and you'll get a good match

[#AbsoluteUnit]

We want Pat.

[Storm Trooper]

Nice Brogue Knee by Sheamus.

Sheamus with a Heel Hook? That's a new one.

NEW CHAMPION!

[BaconBits]

Sheamus, as always, really good at many dudes look good.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

SHEAMUS was under the mask?!?!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I'm 3-0 so far, really should have bet on this tonight. Very good match from these two.

[Storm Trooper]

Sheamus, as always, really good at many dudes look good.
Might be one of the most underrated stars in the past 10 years.

[Storm Trooper]

Hey they finally put a release window out for WWE 2K22. March of next year. Makes sense for the game to come out during WrestleMania Season.

Hopefully the game isn't a buggy mess like 2K20.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

PAT!!!

[Stone Cold Tea]

Hey they finally put a release window out for WWE 2K22. March of next year. Makes sense for the game to come out during WrestleMania Season.

Hopefully the game isn't a buggy mess like 2K20.

The game is irrelevant without a GM Mode.

[Storm Trooper]

The game is irrelevant without a GM Mode.

Serious question. Have you played AEW Elite GM? Apparently it is a GM mode game for mobile phones.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Serious question. Have you played AEW Elite GM? Apparently it is a GM mode game for mobile phones.

No, is it available on Android?

I searched for some mobile booker games a few months back and the only one I came across was 80s Wrestling superstars. Seems decent on the surface

[Storm Trooper]

No, is it available on Android?

I searched for some mobile booker games a few months back and the only one I came across was 80s Wrestling superstars. Seems decent on the surface
yeah it's on Android. I'm yet to try it, it's rated 3.7 out of 5 on the Google Play store.

Hey the Wu-sterios are wrestling now!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Pat is awesome, no lie.

[Storm Trooper]

RICK BOOGS!!!!!!!!!

[Stone Cold Tea]

yeah it's on Android. I'm yet to try it, it's rated 3.7 out of 5 on the Google Play store.

Hey the Wu-sterios are wrestling now!

I checked the reviews and a fair few say its quite buggy. I've been tempted to buy a PSP and pick up SvR 2007 again just to scratch the itch.

[Storm Trooper]

McAfee just said what I fear. "I don't know if the table's strong enough".


They literally just had Nakamura do his entrance so they can have McAfee/Boogs/Nakamura on the card, which is the best thing to happen in wrestling this week.

[Storm Trooper]

I checked the reviews and a fair few say its quite buggy. I've been tempted to buy a PSP and pick up SvR 2007 again just to scratch the itch.
I know it's the opposite of GM mode, but RetroMania Wrestling is awesome. It's a sequel to WrestleFest (the old arcade game) with a bunch of indy guys and legends.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Card subject to change.

[Stone Cold Tea]

I know it's the opposite of GM mode, but RetroMania Wrestling is awesome. It's a sequel to WrestleFest (the old arcade game) with a bunch of indy guys and legends.

I can find retromania wrestling in the play store. Is it a mobile game? Might be IOS only is so.

[Storm Trooper]

yeah. Carmella is such a dropoff. Just put Nia Jax in the match to give us a fresh match and a bit of a challenge for Bianca.

[Storm Trooper]

I can find retromania wrestling in the play store. Is it a mobile game? Might be IOS only is so.
No, RetroMania Wrestling is Steam, PS4, PS5, XBox One, XBox Series X/S, and Switch.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Business is about to pick up

[Storm Trooper]

HOLY FUCK THE MAN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

CARD SUBJECT TO FUCKING CHANGE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! PRAISE THE JESUS!

[Stone Cold Tea]

No, RetroMania Wrestling is Steam, PS4, PS5, XBox One, XBox Series X/S, and Switch.

Ah cool. Looks like it could be a fun pick up and play.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

AEW take your CM Punk, we'll take Becky.

[Storm Trooper]

And..... Bianca is about to lose her championship.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

LOL

[Storm Trooper]

And..... Bianca is about to lose her championship.
Well I didn't think it'd be THAT quick. Jesus.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Becky Lesnar

[BestSportsEntertainer]

It's awesome to see Becky back. I'm not too sure about the booking.

[Stone Cold Tea]

That was definitely an emotional rollercoaster

The Smackdown women's division has some serious depth.

[Storm Trooper]

It's awesome to see Becky back. I'm not too sure about the booking.
nah it's 100% perfect.

Bianca got caught by a surprise opponent. Becky hasn't wrestled in 16 months and the segment was already 10 minutes.

This could go in a multitude of different directions. Bianca can snap and turn heel, Becky did heelish things to get/win the match.

[Storm Trooper]

This October.... We return... to a place.... that gives us $1 BILLION dollars a year to wrestle there.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

But did they do it with a broken freaking neck?

[Storm Trooper]

But did they do it with a broken freaking neck?
nah but Gable had a fucking walkoff victory to win the gold it was fucking ridiculous. And he's like 270 pounds that does a picture perfect backflip.

[Storm Trooper]

They used the Gold Medalists as a way to bridge us between the highly emotional return of The Man, and the highly emotional beheading of Jinder Mahal.

[Storm Trooper]

Holding the sword high in the air for the pyro blasts >>>>>>>>>> putting the sword in the grating of the ramp.

If they had him pull the sword out of a stone placed on the ramp? That's be gold.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I really don't see the point here

[BaconBits]

If Drew could fuck off again, that’d be great.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I'm going for Nikki ASH. The gimmick is growing on me.

[Storm Trooper]

I ain't gonna lie, I left the room during the match and came back tot he Triple Threat Match hype vid. Drew won I guess? Squash?

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Drew won in a total squash. Pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

[Stone Cold Tea]

I hope Charlotte wins this. Rhea is annoying and Nikki is Nikki

[Storm Trooper]

Drew won in a total squash. Pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
Figured. Just hoped for the beheading, or at least an attempted beheading.


I hope Charlotte wins this. Rhea is annoying and Nikki is Nikki
Nikki wins and Alexa is the #1 Contender. Superhero/Supervillain. It's easy storytelling and may be the best use of both characters.

Charlotte doesn't need the title again, and while Rhea should be the forever-champ, it's too soon to get the championship back and to take it off Nikki.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Figured. Just hoped for the beheading, or at least an attempted beheading.


Nikki wins and Alexa is the #1 Contender. Superhero/Supervillain. It's easy storytelling and may be the best use of both characters.

Charlotte doesn't need the title again, and while Rhea should be the forever-champ, it's too soon to get the championship back and to take it off Nikki.

Nikki is like ano annoying bug . I like Alexa but she's been given a shite gimmick. She was awesome before the whole Lily nonsense began

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Yawn

[Storm Trooper]

And Charlotte is now a 892734983275 time Womens Champion.

[BaconBits]

Back to horsewomen bullshit.

Gross.

[Stone Cold Tea]

This should be no holes barred

[BestSportsEntertainer]

^With a surprise Nia Jax run-in

[Stone Cold Tea]

^With a surprise Nia Jax run-in

Too much Nia Jax

[Storm Trooper]

THE BROOD MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FUCKING FIRE ENTRANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

[Stone Cold Tea]

Random thought but where's Cesaro

[Storm Trooper]

Random thought but where's Cesaro

Not on the card.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Holy words I cant say on the cock Hahahahahahahaha

[Storm Trooper]

Edge hitting a Glam Slam was pretty cool.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Not on the card.

Guess his 'Mania win was all for nothing

[Storm Trooper]

Guess his 'Mania win was all for nothing
Nah, his mania win was to give him a Mania Moment.

We all hoped they'd keep pushing him and he'd get a singles run. Didn't happen. At least not yet.

[Storm Trooper]

OH SHIT IT'S AMERICA'S MOIST WANTED!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Yep it was a nice Mania moment for Cesaro. Great feud with Roman too. I'm hoping for more but it was a good run.

I'm fine with Edge going over. Good match. Maybe we get a rematch?

[BestSportsEntertainer]

OH SHIT IT'S AMERICA'S MOIST WANTED!

JOHNNY DRIP DRIP!!!

[Storm Trooper]

Woods as Scott Hall with the hair is amazing.

I really can't wait for Kofi as Kevin Nash and Big E as Hogan.

[Stone Cold Tea]

I don't see it happening for Cesaro tbh. If he can't get on the 2nd biggest card of the year then I imagine someone backstage waant very impressed with him

[Storm Trooper]

Money in the Bank is gonna be in Vegas next July 4th Weekend.

At ALLEGIANT STADIUM. WWE is running a stadium show for Money in the Bank.

[Stone Cold Tea]

I don't have faith in WWE making the right decision here

[Storm Trooper]

I don't have faith in WWE making the right decision here
Goldberg wins, Big E comes out (in New Day/nWo Wolfpac Kevin Nash garb) cashes in Money In The Bank, Woods/sprays Goldberg with the Dripstick 2000, Big Ending, new WWE Champion.

Then the next night on RAW, Kofi comes out dressed as Hulk Hogan, E lays down for him, new champion.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Poor Goldberg getting booed in front of his kid.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Who's the bald guy that just said "forget about long term damage I'd be worried about the short term"

That doesn't make sense. Fire that guy

[Stone Cold Tea]

Who booked that ending. Fire them too.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I'm proud Lashley won

[Stone Cold Tea]

I'll be honest, I wanted to see his kid to take a spear but that'll do

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That was what it should've been. Made Lashley look very dominant.

[Storm Trooper]

Lashley winning by Ref Stoppage was great.

The fact they set up a rematch (obviously for Saudi Arabia)? Maybe not as great.

Lashley Hurt Locking a 15 year old? Surprising and I think great?

[Stone Cold Tea]

Lashley winning by Ref Stoppage was great.

The fact they set up a rematch (obviously for Saudi Arabia)? Maybe not as great.

Lashley Hurt Locking a 15 year old? Surprising and I think great?

I'd have preferred to see Lashley dominating with the spear and I definitely don't wanna see that match again.

The Saudi shows should be booked like the Insurrextions/Rebellions of old. Stacked cards but no impact on current stories whatsoever.

[Storm Trooper]

HOLY SHIT CENA HAS A SUPER MARIO 3 SHIRT!!!!!!!!

[Stone Cold Tea]

Brock Lesnae guy gets about. I hope he washed that shirt after been in Chicago last night.

[Storm Trooper]

I'd have preferred to see Lashley dominating with the spear and I definitely don't wanna see that match again.

The Saudi shows should be booked like the Insurrextions/Rebellions of old. Stacked cards but no impact on current stories whatsoever.
If they're gonna do them, they might as well make them matter and be that months PPV. Get your money's worth.

[Stone Cold Tea]

If they're gonna do them, they might as well make them matter and be that months PPV. Get your money's worth.

I guess but the booking isn't good. They're booked to please a rich Saudi Prince.

[Storm Trooper]

This match has been good so far.

Cena is doing good for not having a regular old TV match since 2018.

[BaconBits]

I fucking called it. Acknowledge me!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Incredible match and even better finish. Reigns current run is one of the all time greats.

And there's Lesnar!! What is his hair lol

[Storm Trooper]

THE ALPHA MALE OF OUR SPECIES!

Pat McAfee is a legend.

[Storm Trooper]

Incredible match and even better finish. Reigns current run is one of the all time greats.

And there's Lesnar!! What is his hair lol
I think the mohawk tied back works for him. And if it didn't lord knows I'm not stupid enough to say anything.

[Stone Cold Tea]

Brock has gone full viking.

[klunderbunker]

Brock has gone full viking.

He couldn't pull it off in 2004.

[klunderbunker]

Summerslam 2021
Date: August 21, 2021
Location: Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas, Nevada
Commentators: Pat McAfee, Michael Cole, Jimmy Smith, Byron Saxton, Corey Graves

We’re back in front of a full stadium and that could make things interesting. Throw in the fact that this is on a Saturday for once and there is a different energy to the whole thing. We have a full on dream match main event as John Cena is challenging Roman Reigns for the Universal Title so at least the big match at the end should be good. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

They Went Big (https://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2021/08/22/summerslam-2021-they-went-big/)