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BestSportsEntertainer
08-13-2018, 05:55 PM
It's the go-home show for SummerSlam, where we'll see if Da Big Dawg can FINALLY conquer the Beast and win the Universal Championship.

Renee Young is on commentary tonight. If nothing else, she's an upgrade over Coach.

Also...

Dean Ambrose is supposed to return tonight

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 06:02 PM
I can’t get excited about Ronda at all. The stink of her UFC exit is light years worse than Brock’s.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 06:05 PM
Meh. This is all very meh.

Wildcat66
08-13-2018, 06:06 PM
Alicia Fox's got quite the offer going on for her.

Good to see she's having fun with herself now that she's back on TV.

TheManTheyCalledNorCal
08-13-2018, 06:07 PM
OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY IS FOX WITH HER WHY

BestSportsEntertainer
08-13-2018, 06:08 PM
Alexa is the best female on the mic easily

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 06:10 PM
I like the fat guy tag team that’s part of Alexa’s security. Fat guy tag teams are the best.

smarkmouth
08-13-2018, 06:24 PM
I like the fat guy tag team that’s part of Alexa’s security. Fat guy tag teams are the best.

Not sure if you watch NXT, but you'll pop for Heavy Machinery

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 06:27 PM
Not sure if you watch NXT, but you'll pop for Heavy Machinery

I do and I do.

smarkmouth
08-13-2018, 06:36 PM
Well, they're teasing Heyman and Reigns, which all but guarantees it won't happen.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 06:38 PM
I’m thinking The Shield is going to beat Brock down and we’re supposed to cheer three on one.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 06:44 PM
Baron just wanted to get his NXT buddy back on TV. Good guy Corbin.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 06:57 PM
It's a bad sign when you have the "surprise" written up before Angle's music even finishes.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 06:58 PM
Braun is continuing to be a walking meme.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 07:00 PM
What happened to Coach? Get his walking papers?

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 07:02 PM
Cripes Mahal looks like Great Khali next to Balor.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 07:04 PM
What happened to Coach? Get his walking papers?

Nah. He also works for the Golf Channel and misses I think one Raw a month as a result.

BestSportsEntertainer
08-13-2018, 07:05 PM
This first hour really dragged

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 07:11 PM
STOP DOING THAT SAME FREAKING CHINLOCK! Corbin did two of them in four minutes and Mahal has done two since we've been back from a break.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 07:11 PM
Nah. He also works for the Golf Channel and misses I think one Raw a month as a result.

He should stay there so Renee can stay on commentary.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 07:15 PM
He should stay there so Renee can stay on commentary.

I agree, not a fan of Coach at the table. He should be where he was before, a GM stooge character.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 07:17 PM
I agree, not a fan of Coach at the table. He should be where he was before, a GM stooge character.

The word of the hour thing is annoying. That's the main reason I don't like him there.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 07:18 PM
There is nobody in wrestling history lamer than Shit Shittler.

TheManTheyCalledNorCal
08-13-2018, 07:23 PM
If he is late from travel delays how do you know he is going to make it by the end of the night?

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 07:24 PM
If he is late from travel delays how do you know he is going to make it by the end of the night?

Shh! Don't point out how bad the writing is. We'll be here all day.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 07:25 PM
I can go for a nice rib/Easter Egg name.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 07:29 PM
It can't be that serious as he didn't do a vertical suplex.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 07:34 PM
Guess I didn't miss anything important with Elias and Lashley.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 07:36 PM
That might be his new move, the one hand spinebuster.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 07:42 PM
According to Cole, Revival beat Hardy & Wyatt for the titles. Someone should tell B Team that.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 07:51 PM
Give us Revival vs B Team at Summerslam now.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 07:54 PM
Give us Revival vs B Team at Summerslam now.

Nah. The card is already packed enough. Give us a breather for a change and don't add an unnecessary match.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 07:54 PM
Raw tag division is just nothing compared to SD that has 4 good/great teams.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 07:58 PM
"HERE COMES DA BIG DAWWWG!" God Cole, relax. It's not that exciting.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 08:01 PM
Roman has improved quite alot on the mic in the past year.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 08:04 PM
Roman has improved quite alot on the mic in the past year.

If you let dog shit sit idle for a year, it does stink less.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 08:04 PM
When Roman cuts a decent promo, the last thing they should do is send somebody who is significantly better than he is on the mic to banter with him. It’s one of their big problems with him.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 08:06 PM
So Roman turns down Heyman, only to accept him on Sunday? That'd be a good twist. But then again I don't believe it'll really happen.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 08:07 PM
When Roman cuts a decent promo, the last thing they should do is send somebody who is significantly better than he is on the mic to banter with him. It’s one of their big problems with him.

Same thing happened last year with Cena. Reigns got crushed when they were together but he was good on his own.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 08:07 PM
This is an interesting tidbit.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 08:07 PM
Brock is going to come put a beating on Roman isn't he?

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 08:10 PM
Brock is going to come put a beating on Roman isn't he?

Doubtful that he does tonight, but I wouldnâ??t be surprised in the least if Brock goes over on Sunday.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 08:13 PM
Brock is thinning out so much he's starting to look like the bad guy from Avatar.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 08:13 PM
All that work to get people to boo Brock goes away the instant he shows up, lol.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 08:14 PM
The only way Roman wins Sunday is with a Shield reunion.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 08:15 PM
Brock is looking a little leaner than he did back in April.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 08:18 PM
Brock is looking a little leaner than he did back in April.

Gotta be at 265 in a few months. Crazy thing is, he’s still going to make Cormier look tiny at 265.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 08:24 PM
The No Televised Entrance 3 minute match.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 08:24 PM
Lol what a shitty nothing match.

TheManTheyCalledNorCal
08-13-2018, 08:25 PM
If that had been real pepper spray everyone in the front row would be beyond fucked lol

TheManTheyCalledNorCal
08-13-2018, 08:26 PM
Gotta be at 265 in a few months. Crazy thing is, he’s still going to make Cormier look tiny at 265.

Cormier will come rolling in there with a gut down to his knees and still be giving up 25 pounds to Les lol

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 08:26 PM
Let's have a 6 man tag match and use only 4 wrestlers.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 08:28 PM
Cormier will come rolling in there with a gut down to his knees and still be giving up 25 pounds to Les lol


And still destroy Lesnar.

TheManTheyCalledNorCal
08-13-2018, 08:31 PM
And still destroy Lesnar.

Not out of the question.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 08:31 PM
Just looked at what I missed when I went out for a minute, that 6 man tag sounds stupid and of course they had AOP and Mojo lose.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 08:31 PM
2nd best laugh in wrestling history right behind Ted DiBiase

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 08:33 PM
Kinda figured that was coming, give Revival the belts already.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 08:33 PM
Not out of the question.

I just can't put any stock into a man that hasn't won a fight in eight years (discounting the last one of course).

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 08:35 PM
I hope they give Miz and DB lots of time at SS. Same with AJ and Joe.

Jeff Deliverer of Mail
08-13-2018, 08:37 PM
Armdragging Rousey.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 08:40 PM
Cormier will come rolling in there with a gut down to his knees and still be giving up 25 pounds to Les lol

Funny thing about Cormier is that he should really be a middleweight.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 08:42 PM
I could get on board with Ruby if it wasn't for that damn chest tattoo.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 09:00 PM
I'd much rather Ambrose return and turn on Rollins immediately.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 09:03 PM
When did Fabio have a child in WWE?

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 09:07 PM
Ambrose return incoming.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 09:09 PM
New look for Dean-O, it works for him. Makes him look a little crazier.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 09:11 PM
He looks like a less muscular HHH.

BaconBits
08-13-2018, 09:11 PM
Lol, Dean basically had to go to that look with as bad as his hairline is.

shafe_41
08-13-2018, 09:12 PM
New look for Dean-O, it works for him. Makes him look a little crazier.

And much more of a heel look. He's practically Triple H Jr. It can't be long before he turns on Rollins.

Skairipa
08-13-2018, 09:13 PM
And much more of a heel look. He's practically Triple H Jr. It can't be long before he turns on Rollins.

I said the same thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he helps Rollins wins then turns on him after the match or the next night.

Jack-Hammer
08-13-2018, 09:15 PM
And much more of a heel look. He's practically Triple H Jr. It can't be long before he turns on Rollins.

"Triple H, Jr." is exactly the first thing that popped into my head when I saw him. When Ambrose first showed up as a member of the Shield, he had some muscle on him and it just slowly faded away over the years until Ambrose was at a point where he was downright scrawny looking. To look at him now, Ambrose looks like he's a solid 230 lbs. or so and that, plus doing away with the shaggy, unkempt greasy hair looks better on him and yeah, he definitely looks like a heel now. It might be best to just turn him heel at SummerSlam and be done with it.

klunderbunker
08-13-2018, 09:40 PM
Monday Night Raw
Date: August 13, 2018
Location: Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, North Carolina
Commentators: Michael Cole, Renee Young, Corey Graves

Now this should be an interesting one as Renee Young will be the first woman to do a full night of commentary on Raw. We’re also in WCW country and it’s the go home show for Summerslam. It’s hard to say what we’ll be seeing tonight as it’s not clear if Brock Lesnar will be around or not (I wouldn’t get my hopes up). Let’s get to it.

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