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BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:03 PM
And theyâ??re opening with this thrown togeher heel shit. Meh.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:07 PM
It's a shame that a pier six brawl has been reduced to a single digit in RAW's paint-by-numbers creative process.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:08 PM
Why, why would Kevin help Braun?

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:08 PM
KO helping Braun is the dumbest shit they’ve done this year.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:09 PM
What they’re doing is making everybody on the roster that’s not in the Shield heel so you have to cheer Roman. It’s so ridiculously obvious.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:13 PM
Yeah, terribly transparent. Face-Shield doesn't help so much either.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:16 PM
Shit, custom tees? About time.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:23 PM
Brie Bella don't give no fucks about brands.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:27 PM
Referee Darrick Moore is the funniest ref in WWE. He has resting-concerned face.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:29 PM
I wonder if Renee gagged after she was told to lick Bella butthole.

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 07:30 PM
Jesus christ the commentary during that match was annoying and pathetic. I think they spent the entire match praising The Bellas for how great they are rather than calling the match. I can't wait until we're past Evolution so they can go away again and stop pretending they care about wrestling at all.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:34 PM
That kid in the middle is HUGE!

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:35 PM
Jesus christ the commentary during that match was annoying and pathetic. I think they spent the entire match praising The Bellas for how great they are rather than calling the match. I can't wait until we're past Evolution so they can go away again and stop pretending they care about wrestling at all.

Evolution is going to be the biggest circle jerk in professional wrestling history.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:37 PM
Oh boy, Steph's going to call the event, isn't she?

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:39 PM
I wonder how much they paid Marvel for that Punisher hoodie.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 07:40 PM
Every one of those kids is infinitely tougher and cooler than me.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:42 PM
Every one of those kids is infinitely tougher and cooler than me.

This is true.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 07:51 PM
Damn the internet for cyberbullying Rockstar Spud out of his AoP vest.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 07:56 PM
Trips reaction to the cops vs Shield thing is basically my spirit animal at this point.

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 07:57 PM
Best thing about Spud being the manager for AOP is they finally use the Super Collider as their finisher instead of The Last Chapter.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:00 PM
Best thing about Spud being the manager for AOP is they finally use the Super Collider as their finisher instead of The Last Chapter.

He also makes them look even more massive than they already are.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 08:02 PM
He also makes them look even more massive than they already are.

It's a shame Dana Brooke is so terrible on the mic. I think she would have been a really interesting choice for AoP manager.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:03 PM
It's a shame Dana Brooke is so terrible on the mic. I think she would have been a really interesting choice for AoP manager.

I feel bad for Dana. She was called up way, way too early. First victim of Charlotteâ??s reign of terror.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:06 PM
Couldn't Triple H have shared that segment with Mick Foley?

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 08:08 PM
I feel bad for Dana. She was called up way, way too early. First victim of Charlotte’s reign of terror.

Yep... that fruit was picked way before it was ripe.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:09 PM
Starting to think all this Trips/Taker/Shawn stuff is going to lead to DX vs. The Brothers of Destruction at Mania, and it’ll be the last match ever for all 4.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:13 PM
I'm thinking Shield costs Ziggler and McIntyre here.

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 08:14 PM
Starting to think all this Trips/Taker/Shawn stuff is going to lead to DX vs. The Brothers of Destruction at Mania, and it’ll be the last match ever for all 4.

Nah probably leading to a match in Saudi Arabia later this year when they do another pointless show over there.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:15 PM
Nah probably leading to a match in Saudi Arabia later this year when they do another pointless show over there.

It makes them a fuckload of money. There is nothing pointless about it.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:15 PM
The peppy trumpets in the B-Team theme probably bother Ziggler more than he'd like to admit.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 08:16 PM
Starting to think all this Trips/Taker/Shawn stuff is going to lead to DX vs. The Brothers of Destruction at Mania, and it’ll be the last match ever for all 4.

I thought Foley was going to be in the ring with Triple H. And that would have lead to DX vs. Taker/Foley at Mania. Foley always said how he credits Triple H with ending his career with the battles they had. Taker ended Shawns. But then you have the battles Shawn and Triple H had. The battles Foley and Taker had. Mix all that together and you have something I think would be pretty interesting. Just a big star-studded tag match to sell some tickets and essentially protects everybody. They all get to play their greatest hits like Taker did at Mania this year and everybody goes home happy.

BestSportsEntertainer
09-10-2018, 08:16 PM
It makes them a fuckload of money. There is nothing pointless about it.

Creative-wise it's pretty pointless, but that doesn't mean anything.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 08:18 PM
Nah probably leading to a match in Saudi Arabia later this year when they do another pointless show over there.

Yeah I agree with Bacon. They get a reported $45M for each show over there. There's nothing pointless about that type of money. I'd go over there and lick the sand off the Sultan's shoes for a month for $45M.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:21 PM
Creative-wise it's pretty pointless, but that doesn't mean anything.

They worked the main event of the Saudi show into their main storyline last year. Theyâ??ll probably do the same this year.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:23 PM
Bo's got a hell of a hot tag sequence, I have to say,

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:25 PM
Remember when Baron said "If the SHIELD got involved, balh blah blah, arresting arresting?" Well, I didn't see tactical vests.

BestSportsEntertainer
09-10-2018, 08:27 PM
They worked the main event of the Saudi show into their main storyline last year. They’ll probably do the same this year.

I forgot about that. Although it's probably best to try to forget about that feud.

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 08:27 PM
Remember when Baron said "If the SHIELD got involved, balh blah blah, arresting arresting?" Well, I didn't see tactical vests.

Yeah that'll be the excuse to keep the IC Title on Seth and somehow give Rollins and Ambrose a title match on Sunday.

BestSportsEntertainer
09-10-2018, 08:30 PM
The story of Kevin Owens quitting had a lot of potential, so of course they had him return the next week to set up a feud with Lashley.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:31 PM
Kevin Owens; he hasn't quit!

New T-shirt idea.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:37 PM
This is stupid clapclapclap

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:42 PM
Weirdest transition ever Kevin.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 08:43 PM
Do they just take good ideas for Owens and then just say "Yeah... no thanks.?"

Owens quits... awesome. Back the next week... dumb.
Owens says he's going to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants... awesome. Blames Bobby Lashley... dumb.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:44 PM
Dammit Kevin, you couldn't have let the bell ring first? I want my pool points!

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:45 PM
I like how the commentary team all forgot KO has stroke with Trips and Steph.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:46 PM
I like how the commentary team all forgot KO has stroke with Trips and Steph.

Get your continuity off of this page.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 08:47 PM
Bobby Roode now comes out to crickets. :( :(:( :( :( :(

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 08:48 PM
3/4 matches tonight have been tag team matches. We also still have Ronda/Nattie vs Bliss/James.

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 08:51 PM
So we're gonna get a Roode and Gable feud out of this, and soon I'm guessing.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 08:51 PM
Bobby Roode now comes out to crickets. :( :(:( :( :( :(

Because his face character is super fucking lame.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 09:01 PM
Christ, the Shield is going to hold all three belts.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 09:03 PM
Dolph Ziggler looks like a pumpkin spice latte.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 09:05 PM
Because his face character is super fucking lame.

Oh undoubtedly. But at least people popped for the theme song before. Nobody even gives a shit about that anymore.

shafe_41
09-10-2018, 09:06 PM
Dolph Ziggler looks like a pumpkin spice latte.

And judging by his reputation, he's also been in as many female's mouths as a pumpkin spice latte as well.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 09:07 PM
Oh undoubtedly. But at least people popped for the theme song before. Nobody even gives a shit about that anymore.

If there ain’t any substance beyond the theme, the reactions tend to die off.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 09:08 PM
And judging by his reputation, he's also been in as many female's mouths as a pumpkin spice latte as well.

He dated Amy Schumer. Man clearly has no standards.

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 09:10 PM
Nice little tribute to the anvil there from Nattie (and Ronda).

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 09:17 PM
We're building for Nattie to get the hot tag? That's a choice.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 09:18 PM
nope nvm.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 09:23 PM
What a shit segment.

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 09:27 PM
Let’s face check that Ronda....

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 09:37 PM
Why did they need to have Foley in this segment to announce him being the guest ref for Roman vs Braun?

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 09:38 PM
Bob Ross got angry in old age.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 09:41 PM
Foley as the ref is a nice touch, but it doesn't quite click.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 09:49 PM
Fuck, every match was long enough for a commercial when only about one of them should have been.

Skairipa
09-10-2018, 09:54 PM
I guess Lio Rush is following in Drake Maverick's footsteps and becoming a manager on RAW.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 09:55 PM
205 Live is becoming the Manager division.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 10:02 PM
Tozawa managing Nia Jax.
Buddy Murphy managing Nakamura.
Gulak managing Bray Wyatt (obviously).

BaconBits
09-10-2018, 10:04 PM
This is gross.

smarkmouth
09-10-2018, 10:11 PM
This is gross.

I reiterate; paint by numbers creative process.

#AbsoluteUnit
09-10-2018, 10:52 PM
I'm still not pumped for HIAC this Sunday.

smarkmouth
09-11-2018, 05:42 AM
How could you be? They're too busy hyping SSD.

klunderbunker
09-11-2018, 04:17 PM
Monday Night Raw
Date: September 10, 2018
Location: Smoothie King Center, New Orleans, Louisiana
Commentators: Renee Young, Michael Cole, Corey Graves

It’s the go home show for Hell in a Cell, though I’m not sure how much attention that is going to get since we’re about a month away from Super Show-Down and a month and a half away from Evolution. WWE doesn’t seem to mind about going that far into the future so Sunday might not get the most attention. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

Would A Compass Help? (http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2018/09/11/monday-night-raw-september-10-2018-would-a-compass-help/)