RAW LD 10/29/18 - A Comforting Night Free of Awkwardness

[Spidey]

Time to put on some chamomile tea. Anybody here play piano?

[Spidey]

Lesnar's facial hair is so fair he looks ready to fling poo from his bum.

[Skairipa]

I don't even care about Heyman anymore, feel like he's stale with Brock, needs someone else to work with.

[smarkmouth]

I don't even care about Heyman anymore, feel like he's stale with Brock, needs someone else to work with.

How about Michael Cole and Renee?

[Skairipa]

How about Michael Cole and Renee?

If you're replacing any commentators on RAW why is not Cole? Graves and Renee are the best ones.

[smarkmouth]

If you're replacing any commentators on RAW why is not Cole? Graves and Renee are the best ones.

I have a soft spot for Cole. I know how good he can be when he's not being overproduced, even if that's not likely to happen on RAW anytime soon. And I don't like Graves being on two shows.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I have a soft spot for Cole. I know how good he can be when he's not being overproduced, even if that's not likely to happen on RAW anytime soon. And I don't like Graves being on two shows.

Cole is a great commentator, especially considering Vince is screaming in his ear all night. I'd imagine his job is quite difficult.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I'm gonna hear those Lashley chants in my sleep tonight.

[BaconBits]

Cole is the most professional announcer WWE has ever had by a pretty wide margin.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Cole is the most professional announcer WWE has ever had by a pretty wide margin.

Well except for that one time, although this wasn't on WWE TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1PhviIAt4

[klunderbunker]

I want a job where I have to know how Lashley smells.

[BaconBits]

I want a job where I have to know how Lashley smells.

Thatâ??s, uh, weird.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I'd do it for the right amount of money

[Spidey]

I would like to know what money smells like. :(

[klunderbunker]

And there goes Cena.

[smarkmouth]

Well except for that one time, although this wasn't on WWE TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx1PhviIAt4

Thought this was going to be the clip of him and Jerry trashtalking CM Punk chants. Either video endears Coke to me even more.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Cena for Lashley is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals

[BaconBits]

Renee doesn’t read dirt sheets.

[Spidey]

but WHY??!

[smarkmouth]

Breaking: Lashley will be replacing Daniel Bryan in the WWE title match.

[BaconBits]

Putting Ronda over Becky would seriously shit all over the entire women’s roster.

[Spidey]

How much better would it have been if they had rolled the clip before announcing the match?

[BaconBits]

How much better would it have been if they had rolled the clip before announcing the match?

Totally. They dropped that ball pretty badly.

[BaconBits]

Corey makes a solid point.

[Spidey]

"Corey you are reeeaching at this point."

There it is. His flat character summed up in one line.

[BaconBits]

I like how they went to a camera shot of some creepy motherfuckers after the match.

[smarkmouth]

Imagine thinking Nia is a good babyface.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Nia changes from heel to face every other week

[BaconBits]

Imagine thinking Nia is a good babyface.

Imagine thinking Nia is a competent wrestler.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Imagine thinking Nia is a good babyface.

I can't.

[Spidey]

Imagine thinking Ember Moon is a good character period.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Or a character at all

[BaconBits]

Imagine thinking Ember Moon is a good character period.

Are you insinuating the Full Sail hugbox pumped up yet another shit gimmick beyond its mainstream appeal?

[Spidey]

Are you insinuating the Full Sail hugbox pumped up yet another shit gimmick beyond its mainstream appeal?

Or another NXT star called up and given nothing to work with. Hard to tell where the wind blows anymore.

[Spidey]

Speaking of things without purpose, Subway is really into dead trends lately.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I've got a bad feeling that Jinder's getting the win

Edit - I'm proud to be wrong

[Spidey]

Kurt is the only one that cares about the World Cup besides commentary.

EDIT: Can't emphasize how weird that shit is.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

OMG Authors of Pain WTF thought they were dead lol

[Spidey]

Can you guys sit down for a minute? Y'all making me nervous.

[BaconBits]

The you sold out chant makes no sense.

[Spidey]

Good segment. Apparently more superstars should battle cancer.




What?

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Tamina must have the best agent in wrestling. How in the world she's still employed is some kind of miracle.

[Spidey]

A powerhouse, they called her.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

And Revival sink even lower after not getting a T.V entrance.

[BaconBits]

The Revivalol.

[Spidey]

With all the hard things to sit through on this show, that took the cake.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Cripes. Now I'm really not watching it, a PPV on a Friday afternoon.

[BaconBits]

Cripes. Now I'm really not watching it, a PPV on a Friday afternoon.

It’s a glorified house show. You won’t miss much.

[BaconBits]

Dolph, everybody knows you’re shit.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

At least WWE has the sense now to not zoom in on black fans any time a black wrestler comes out now. Remember when New Day were fresh? Every time you'd get a zoom in on black fans when there theme music played

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Though it would be nearly impossible to find anyone cheering an Apollo entrance.

[BaconBits]

Though it would be nearly impossible to find anyone cheering an Apollo entrance.

The most interesting thing the guy has done in WWE is get told to go back to RoH, a company never worked for.

[Spidey]

I don't know how Taker disrespected HBK so severely it made him a liar about retiring, and I feel stupid to ask now.

[Spidey]

Audio issue? That was an awkward wait on the music.

And as much as we mock it, Taker's entrance is the closest thing we get to pyro.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

They really should beat a couple scrawny no names instead of talking.

[Spidey]

"Three words: Rest in Peace" x3?

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

No Kane chants. Poor Kane

[Spidey]

Should we be snapping our fingers?

[klunderbunker]

GET

ON

WITH

IT!!!

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Glow stick to the eye lawsuit.

[BaconBits]

The brothers of destruction should just turn into Wild Hogs at this point.

[Slyfox696]

Ugh, why do we still have to put up with Undertaker and DX?

[Slyfox696]

Seriously, can all of these guys just go away already? There's nothing interesting about any of them. And it's the same useless stuff every time.

[klunderbunker]

Seriously, can all of these guys just go away already? There's nothing interesting about any of them. And it's the same useless stuff every time.

I'm not sure if you heard it but Undertaker was talking about how there's no fighting the reaper when it's your time to go.

Let me repeat that.

The UNDERTAKER was saying that when you're out of time, it's time to go.

[Spidey]

This feud is only epic because of their combined age.

[klunderbunker]

Monday Night Raw
Date: October 29, 2018
Location: Spectrum Center, Charlotte, North Carolina
Commentators: Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Renee Young

It’s the go home show for Crown Jewel and the question now is how they survive the fans not wanting to hear about the show. When Undertaker can’t make mention of the show without being booed out of the building, they’re in serious trouble. Brock Lesnar is here tonight too and that means a lot of Ladies and Gentlemen. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

.....And It Kind Of Worked (http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2018/10/29/monday-night-raw-october-29-2018-and-it-kind-of-worked/)

[Slyfox696]

I'm not sure if you heard it but Undertaker was talking about how there's no fighting the reaper when it's your time to go.

Let me repeat that.

The UNDERTAKER was saying that when you're out of time, it's time to go.God, I wish he could Doctor Who himself to ten years ago and give that speech.