Raw 12/3: Hopefully itâ??s better than last week.

[BaconBits]

Probably the quietest 10 bell salute I can remember though.

[shafe_41]

This match is starting? Natty definitely turning tonight.

[BaconBits]

That pink on Nia’s gear makes her look fatter. Not a smart choice.

[BaconBits]

Liv is ludicrously hot.

[Sufferin' Succotash]

Tyson Kidd gonna run in and save the day.

[BaconBits]

Nattie sold one arm first, then the other when the camera was closer. She could have done that way better.

[BaconBits]

Alexa gets bigger reactions than half the dudes on the roster.

[klunderbunker]

Liv is ludicrously hot.

Unless you're Enzo Amore.

[Sufferin' Succotash]

Alexa gets bigger reactions than half the dudes on the roster.

She's no Eva Marie.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Unless you're Enzo Amore.

Jesus Christ that guy is a moron

[BaconBits]

Unless you're Enzo Amore.

Lol.

[BaconBits]

She's no Eva Marie.

That all red everything entrance they gave her was the most amazing entrance in wrestling history, Iâ??ll give you that.

[klunderbunker]

Jesus Christ that guy is a moron

Yep. Apparently went to strip clubs and acted like a big shot when no one knew who he was. While living with Morgan.

[klunderbunker]

That all red everything entrance they gave her was the most amazing entrance in wrestling history, I’ll give you that.

I loved that voiceover guy.

[BaconBits]

I loved that voiceover guy.

The whole thing was so different from anything else they’ve done that I really dug it just for that.

[klunderbunker]

The whole thing was so different from anything else they’ve done that I really dug it just for that.

It's almost like they can be creative when they want to be.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Yep. Apparently went to strip clubs and acted like a big shot when no one knew who he was. While living with Morgan.

What. An. Idiot.

[BaconBits]

It's almost like they can be creative when they want to be.

I think they are able to do it more often than us jaded types give em credit for, but the wrestlers involved don’t lean into it enough.

[BaconBits]

If Alexa doesn’t get cleared, or even if she does, I see her being the permanent GM.

[klunderbunker]

What. An. Idiot.

Yep. Odds are Liv is better looking than most of the strippers and there are various other benefits taht come with staying home.


If Alexa doesn’t get cleared, or even if she does, I see her being the permanent GM.

That's the rumor at the moment.

[klunderbunker]

What the heck do they see in Corbin? He's certainly not bad but he's all over the show.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Vince is trolling us by jobbing the Revival out every week

[shafe_41]

Well so far the last four hours of Raw have been an absolute nightmare. No end in sight either.

[klunderbunker]

Well so far the last four hours of Raw have been an absolute nightmare. No end in sight either.

The first hour tonight was really boring, but it hasn't been nearly as bad as last week. Granted, that's not making it any better.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Will someone please explain to me how the Lucha House Party are the faces?

[BaconBits]

What the heck do they see in Corbin? He's certainly not bad but he's all over the show.

Theyâ??re down a upper midcard and main event level talent at the moment. It has em up a creek a bit.

[BaconBits]

Will someone please explain to me how the Lucha House Party are the faces?

You have to like Mexicans, you bigot.

[BaconBits]

These Lucha house party rules are going to be fun until the UE gets called up and murders them.

[klunderbunker]

You have to like Mexicans, you bigot.

BUt what about the American and the Puerto Rican?

[BaconBits]

BUt what about the American and the Puerto Rican?

The Puerto Rican is an American too, but the WWE doesnâ??t want you to know that.

[klunderbunker]

The Puerto Rican is an American too, but the WWE doesn’t want you to know that.

Actually I think Tr....I'll drop it.

[BaconBits]

I actually like this. It amuses me.

[shafe_41]

This has been absolutely awful.

[shafe_41]

Here we go... the "we're going to try to turn Dolph into a pussyboy face for the 12th time" experiment.

[Skairipa]

FINALLY DREW IS DONE WITH DOLPH! That instantly makes this Raw better than last weeks. Now beat the hell out of him Drew.

[Wildcat66]

RIP The Show:

Your breakup may have been inevitable, but we sure had fun with you for the time you were around.

2018-2018.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

The internet is about to meltdown

[Skairipa]

Sure let's waste the first time Drew gets pinned or submitted since returning to the main roster on Dolph Ziggler, why not? Idiots.

[BaconBits]

The internet is about to meltdown

Gonna be weird. Much of the internet still loves Shit Shittler, but they like Drew too.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Heel Elias taking on James Harden would be better than this

[Wildcat66]

Gonna be weird. Much of the internet still loves Shit Shittler, but they like Drew too.

I think the internet likes Drew more than they like Dolph though.

[Skairipa]

Lashley pointing his ass at the crowd is extremely stupid. No wonder Vince makes him do it every week.

[Spidey]

He stuck his butt out! This means WAR

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I think the internet likes Drew more than they like Dolph though.

Even the people who still like Dolph should admit he's the past and Drew is the future

[Spidey]

Child abuse!

[Spidey]

Well RIP Slater and Rhino :/

[Skairipa]

I don't care who wins between Slater and Rhyno, I'm just happy for more Heath Slater. I still hope one day he gets a run with the IC or US Title.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I guess Rhyno is retiring, but I wish they could've gotten a little more screen time on Raw. Slater is too entertaining to be doing nothing

[Spidey]

I knew Drake would pee on his robe last week. This week? Bobby pees on Drake's jacket!!! Writes itself

[Skairipa]

The first ever TLC match, oh what good memories that brings. Still one of my favorite matches of all-time.

Also love how they make it seem like Roode has no other robes. As if he hasn't worn any other ones.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

The heel authority figure is the most played out angle in wrestling

[Spidey]

goddamn bobby

[BaconBits]

This is odd.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

This is a little premature, but heel Ambrose has been disappointing the last few weeks, and it's 100% on Creative

[Skairipa]

What WWE fans wanted from heel Ambrose: crazy lunatic who just wants to hurt people.

What WWE gave us: LOL EVERY CITY SUCKS AND THE FANS STINK!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

The more I think about it, the more I dislike this

[klunderbunker]

Psst.....I think Rollins might be one of the guards....I'm not sure why but I feel like I've seen it happen a few hundred times or so.

[shafe_41]

Welp... last five hours of Raw... it's been pretty fucking awful.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

What WWE fans wanted from heel Ambrose: crazy lunatic who just wants to hurt people.

What WWE gave us: LOL EVERY CITY SUCKS AND THE FANS STINK!

Exactly. He's a freaking germophobe for crying out loud. WWE has dropped the ball yet again

[BaconBits]

This is a little premature, but heel Ambrose has been disappointing the last few weeks, and it's 100% on Creative

Itâ??s never 100% on creative. Itâ??s at least 50% on the performers to get it over. Wrestlers have gotten shit way worse than this over.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

It’s never 100% on creative. It’s at least 50% on the performers to get it over. Wrestlers have gotten shit way worse than this over.

Wrestlers shouldn't have to get bad storylines over because the writers have completely gutted their character and turned them into generic heel #684

[Spidey]

Nobody is going to get over with a "you people smell" gimmick in 2018.

[BaconBits]

Wrestlers shouldn't have to get bad storylines over because the writers have completely gutted their character and turned them into generic heel #684

Itâ??s not creativeâ??s fault that so much of this â??talentedâ? roster has the charisma of dogshit.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

It’s not creative’s fault that so much of this “talented” roster has the charisma of dogshit.

People said the same thing about The Rock when he was Rocky Maivia.

Obviously Ambrose isn't on his level (and very few are), but he's very charismatic in his own right. He deserves much better booking than what he's getting

[Skairipa]

Hopefully whoever teams with Ronda (I got money on Ember Moon) isn't just there to eat the pin as Nia and Tamina should not be winning that.

[Spidey]

At least Renee is gold in this.

[shafe_41]

Hopefully whoever teams with Ronda (I got money on Ember Moon) isn't just there to eat the pin as Nia and Tamina should not be winning that.

Has to be Ember. I think she's the only female we haven't seen tonight.

[Skairipa]

Has to be Ember. I think she's the only female we haven't seen tonight.

Exactly why I knew it'd be her, there was no other faces to choose from. Not sure why they tried to make it a mystery.

[shafe_41]

The way Nia gives a promo is the same way a 8 yr. delivers their insanely scripted, rehearsed, and unnatural lines in a school play.

[shafe_41]

Everything Nia Jax does is awful. Literally everything.

[klunderbunker]

So....would anyone notice if Tamina just....left? You wouldn't have known she was in that segment if you missed the first three seconds.

[BaconBits]

People said the same thing about The Rock when he was Rocky Maivia.

Obviously Ambrose isn't on his level (and very few are), but he's very charismatic in his own right. He deserves much better booking than what he's getting

He really isnâ??t. Outside of the Shield, heâ??s always been kind of underwhelming.

[Spidey]

Still not as fake as Rhyno and Slater bickering down the ring.

[Skairipa]

Heath Slater wins, lovely. Guessing Rhyno is calling it a career.

[Spidey]

That was weird.

[BaconBits]

Heath Slater wins, lovely. Guessing Rhyno is calling it a career.

I believe he still wants to work his way into politics. Heâ??s really not going to be able to do that while still working a full time schedule.

[shafe_41]

Exactly why I knew it'd be her, there was no other faces to choose from. Not sure why they tried to make it a mystery.

Well because there are two types of people that watch Raw. 1.) Gluttons for punishment... which is all of us here. And 2.) The people that truly think it's a mystery partner and aren't capable to figure it out themselves. It's still real to them dammit.

[Skairipa]

Heath Slater is about to become the best referee ever. Somehow he's gonna make that entertaining as hell.

[shafe_41]

When Heath Slater becoming a referee is the most entertaining part of Raw, you know things are nearing an all-time low.

[BaconBits]

Slater will get the ref thing over. He’s given nothing but shit and always gets it over.

[Spidey]

"Bet I can make them miss seeing Stephanie."

[shafe_41]

Slater will get the ref thing over. Heâ??s given nothing but shit and always gets it over.

He has to get it over! He's got kids!

[shafe_41]

I don't know why Apollo Crews is here either Graves. Nobody does.

[Wildcat66]

I'm convinced Heath can make anything work. He's a man that can legitimately do no wrong.

[BaconBits]

I'm convinced Heath can make anything work. He's a man that can legitimately do no wrong.

Heâ??s very good at his job.

[shafe_41]

Welp... the last six hours of Raw have quite possibly been the worst back to back shows in history. Absolutely fucking abysmal.

[klunderbunker]

Monday Night Raw
Date: December 3, 2018
Location: Toyota Center, Houston, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Renee Young

Last week was one of the worst shows I’ve ever seen this company produce. It wasn’t funny, it wasn’t entertaining (save for one match) and it was a complete nightmare. Normally I would say things couldn’t get worse, but I’ve been wrong in that regard far too many times. Just…please nothing that terrible again. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

Less Bad, Not Better (http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2018/12/03/monday-night-raw-december-3-2018-less-bad-not-better/)

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Guys, I'm still a HUGE fan of Authority Figures!