Raw LD - March 11, 2019

[BestSportsEntertainer]

We're officially on the Road to WrestleMania.

[BaconBits]

Wonder what kind of fuckery happens here to open the show. I’m thinking Brock smash.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

That was pointless

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Rollins just burying Balor, Styles, and Bryan lol

[BaconBits]

Oh, I got an update on my tricep. Dr believes it’s a partial tear and shouldn’t need surgery.

[BaconBits]

This would work best if they come back from this package and Brock is standing behind Seth.

[Skairipa]

It's a sad day when Heyman isn't even interesting anymore because of Brock.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Shelton Benjamin?

[Skairipa]

Well this is a surprise, kinda forgot Shelton was still employed.

[BaconBits]

I like the wrinkle of Shelton being there, because it’s fairly well known that he’s very close to Brock IRL.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Sheldon Benjamin wearing black attire like 87% of the males in WWE.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I like the wrinkle of Shelton being there, because itâ??s fairly well known that heâ??s very close to Brock IRL.

They should mention that in case fans (like myself) don't know.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Shelton did it for the Brock

[BaconBits]

They should mention that in case fans (like myself) don't know.

They probably will at some point.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Paul Heyman should join commentary when he has nothing else to do post Brock Lesnar.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Balor and the IC Title is a good fit.

[BaconBits]

Paul Heyman should join commentary when he has nothing else to do post Brock Lesnar.

Heâ??s doing some shit backstage apparently. Heâ??s a consultant to creative or something.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I miss Jojo

[BaconBits]

I miss Jojo

What about KC?

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Well, good for Lashley I guess.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Yawn

[Skairipa]

Ugh. Why must this feud continue? And why must Lashley be a champion again?

[BaconBits]

Well, good for Lashley I guess.

Well whoever ends up with the title after Brock is gonna need feuds. Finn will probably be one of them.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

WWE doesn't know how to end a damn feud

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Rousey mic attempt with new heel gimmick, place your bets.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I'll put down $5 on not bad but with awkward pauses.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Ronda really isn't good at this.

She's instantly better if she would just slow down a little bit.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Sheesh. Dana Brooke on a mic lol. Did she buy a mask then put make up over it?

[Skairipa]

Dana Brooke looks different, something with her face. I can't tell what.

[BaconBits]

Ronda really isn't good at this.

She's instantly better if she would just slow down a little bit.

She has some developmental disorder that causes her to speak fast. Gets worse when sheâ??s nervous.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

She has some developmental disorder that causes her to speak fast. Gets worse when she’s nervous.

Yeah, which makes you wonder why they don't get her a manager.

[BaconBits]

Dana Brooke looks different, something with her face. I can't tell what.

She looks like a walking Snapchat filter.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Ref gets slapped and acts like he took a chair to the face.

[BaconBits]

Yeah, which makes you wonder why they don't get her a manager.

If sheâ??s really taking and extended break after Mania, maybe they just didnâ??t want to invest that kind of character development in something fleeting.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Badass entrance, I'd love to see that Wrestlemania-ed up.

[BaconBits]

I’ll say it again, Aleister needs get swole. If he was shredded the visual would be so much more impactful.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Or Road Warrior face paint.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Why doesn't the heel commentator actually defend the heel wrestlers?

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Kurt Angle will address his future later tonight.

"I'll be here next week, it's true, its damn true!"

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Who is here? A couple of guys from SNL

Who is not here? The world champion

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Who is here? A couple of guys from SNL

Who is not here? The world champion

Oh, I thought they were baseball players or something. Haven't watched SNL in ages.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Who is here? A couple of guys from SNL

Who is not here? The world champion

Preach.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Braun Strowman has fallen off a cliff

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Best Sports Entertainer on point today.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Braun channelling his inner Street Fighter 2.
Bonus stage.

[Skairipa]

No wonder nobody buys Braun anything for Christmas.

[Skairipa]

Elias snapping over the constant interruptions is a solid idea.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Why fuck with that amazing afro? Now he looks stupid.

[Skairipa]

The only good thing that can come from these stupid Lacey strolls to model clothing is if one time on the way to Mania when she turns around to come back up the ramp, Ronda is standing there waiting for her and just destroys her.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Look at the pipes on Beth.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Two people in the crowds cared.

[Skairipa]

Batista, that's not walking alone in a pit of danger sir. You're making your music a lie.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Batistas mic is covered in slobber now.

[Skairipa]

Well you knew that was gonna be no dq.

[BaconBits]

Watch the rest of the Guardians be seated at ringside for their match. There’s money to be made there for both parties.

[Skairipa]

Watch the rest of the Guardians be seated at ringside for their match. There’s money to be made there for both parties.

I'd rather they be part of his entrance.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Kurt is dressed for wrestling, wonder what happens.

[Skairipa]

Can we please have Gable vs Angle for his final match? Please?

[Storm Trooper]

Watch the rest of the Guardians be seated at ringside for their match. There’s money to be made there for both parties.
If Vin Diesel is there I hope he does 2 things.
1. Hold a baby groot tree when he is on camera.
2. Interact with The Rock at some point.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Ppffft, no name match with Apollo.

[klunderbunker]

Batista/HHH segment
Kurt Angle announces his retirement
Intercontinental Title change

Baron Corbin is main eventing the show.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Makes sense Drew vs Roman at Mania.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Good time for a commercial. They'll be on a public bus when we return.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

See, all the best parts of the match took place during the commercial.

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Drew Mac night.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I can't say I'm excited for WrestleMania.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

HHH vs Batista doesn't do anything for me. This RAW was dull, hopefully SmackDown is way better.

[klunderbunker]

Monday Night Raw
Date: March 11, 2019
Location: PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Renee Young

We’re finally (and I do mean FINALLY) clear to head towards Wrestlemania after getting Fastlane out of the way. Fastlane was a fun show but nothing exactly thrilling or necessary to see. Tonight should see the real start of the build towards the show, which can’t come fast enough. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

It's Like It's Wrestlemania Season (http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2019/03/11/monday-night-raw-march-11-2019-its-like-its-wrestlemania-season/)