RAW: 5/13

[#AbsoluteUnit]

talk.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Itâ??s taped. I wouldnâ??t expect much here.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Should've known that. Never mind.

[klunderbunker]

We open with a fifteen minute talking segment that leads into our first Shane appearance. What a great thing for international relations.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

That shoulder spot is the only thing done more than a superkick.

[klunderbunker]

The solution to making the show better: do the same things that you've done for months!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Shane is a difference maker.

[klunderbunker]

Shane is a difference maker.

True. He takes it from boring to "here we go again."

[klunderbunker]

Who wears a camisole and jeans to a barn fight?

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I know this is probably too much to ask, but can we just move on from Becky vs Charlotte?

[#AbsoluteUnit]

That was a horrible promo by Charlotte. I know she's a heel, but that dialogue was horrendous.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

True. He takes it from boring to "here we go again."

Glad you caught on to my sarcasm. Much appreciated sir.

[klunderbunker]

I know this is probably too much to ask, but can we just move on from Becky vs Charlotte?

I'd be happier if we could move on from contract signings. That's two in three weeks.

[klunderbunker]

Oh and that's already five from Smackdown.

Reigns
Shane
Elias
Crews
Charlotte

Now how many more will we get this week?

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Oh and that's already five from Smackdown.

Reigns
Shane
Elias
Crews
Charlotte

Now how many more will we get this week?

COUNTING IS HARD, DAMMIT!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Forgot Crews was on SmackDown. That's on me.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Forgot Crews was on SmackDown. That's on me.

So did I. It's not hard to forget about Crews.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

COUNTING IS HARD, DAMMIT!

Brilliant.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Hey look it's KB's favorite Applebee's assistant manager!

[klunderbunker]

So did I. It's not hard to forget about Crews.

I wouldn't have remembered if they hadn't mentioned it. You know, because Crews NEEDED to be brought in for that 1:13 long squash loss. Heath Slater wasn't available.

[klunderbunker]

Hey look it's KB's favorite Applebee's assistant manager!

I can't stand Applebees so it fits well.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I can't stand Applebees so it fits well.

It's funny because you can't stand Corbin either!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Even if you like Corbin (and I certainly don't), what's the reason for him going over Ricochet?

[klunderbunker]

Graves: "You might not like it but you have to accept it."

WWE in a nutshell everyone.

[klunderbunker]

Even if you like Corbin (and I certainly don't), what's the reason for him going over Ricochet?

Building momentum! With pins! To a match that has nothing to do with pins!

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Please don't bring that up again, Cesaro

[BestSportsEntertainer]

They're showing this again because one time on Smackdown just wasn't enough.

And lmao at the piped in Roman chants during the 2015 Royal Rumble

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I reallly hope Alexa leaves forever

[klunderbunker]

I reallly hope Alexa leaves forever

I see nothing wrong with Bliss being around.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I see nothing wrong with Bliss being around.

Fair. Personal opinion I suppose.

[klunderbunker]

Well I won't be sleeping anytime soon.

[klunderbunker]

Monday Night Raw
Date: May 13, 2019
Location: 02 Arena, London, England
Commentators: Renee Young, Michael Cole, Corey Graves

We’re over in England this week for a taped show, which happens to be the go home show for Money in the Bank. I’m not sure what we’re going to be seeing this week but odds are we’ll be getting a match between the people involved in Sunday’s ladder matches. Oh and at least four people from Smackdown, because the Wild Card Rule is a mess. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

Count Along With Me (http://kbwrestlingreviews.com/2019/05/13/monday-night-raw-may-13-2019-count-along-with-me/)