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Lee: Intro/segments
Yaz: Segments/Final match.
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Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the final match in WZCW, and it will determine the WZCW Ultra Mega Champion!
Connor: Well gentlemen, this is it.
Cohen: It's been a...
Copeland: Ladies and gentlemen, we alluded to a mystery donor who helped fund these final few shows. We wanted to give that person a moment in the spotlight as our way of saying thanks for helping...
Eve Taylor walks down a dimly lit runway. Though she hasn't done any professional modeling in some time, she doesn't miss a beat. If she were doing this in a wrestling ring, the fans would surely...
John Constantine, Steven Holmes, and Mikey Stormrage are all sitting at a table, discussing their careers.
Holmes: I always imagined that one day you and I would be here John. You were always a...
The next video shows Hall of Famer Showtime.
Showtime: Well what a ride. Four battle royales is a good way to send my goodbyes. It's great to see how much competition has picked up, although I'd...
The logo for the Ricky World Order is shown. Beyond the rWo are three faces, two very familiar. One almost forgotten. Ricky Steamboat. Big Dave and Ace David.
Ricky: Arr me harties, I'm here with...
Barbosa is in a closet.
Barbosa: A breath. Space. Clear the head.
Barbosa: The head will never clear.
Barbosa Let's forget about him for a moment, it's time to say goodbye. My time here was...
The video cuts to Hall of Famer, “The One” Big Will.
Will: After all this time, I'm still amazed WZCW cares about me. It was a huge part of my life and it saddens me to say goodbye, but the...
We see a street filled with people in what seems to be a very loud protest. People hitting casseroles with spoons, waving flags and such as the police stand firm in front of a barricaded entrance....
Without any pomp and circumstance after the WZCW intro video we cut to Hall of Famer Everest.
Everest: It's weird that I am here saying this. My WZCW journey started in 2007 and my in ring career...
The final WZCW show opens with a lone figure in the middle of the ring. It's Hall of Famer and EurAsian champion Titus Avison. The crowd are silent, you can hear a pin drop.
At ringside announcers...
Intro/Segments - Lee
Segments - Matrix
Segments and Battle Royal(e) - Yaz
Harrys: Ladies and gentlemen, the following battle royal is for the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship!
Copeland: One last opportunity for the superstars to realize a dream and cement themselves...
Stormrage: I've held a lot of gold in my career. You name it, I've done it.
Mikey shrugs a little.
Stormrage: Hell, in early ninety nine I beat Ocarina of Time. I was a legend in my town.
...
Ricky Runn is walking around backstage with his entourage, The Swag Pack following him around. Each time he passes a female employee, he sexually harasses them in some form.
Runn: Swiggity Swag I...
Backstage Leon Kensworth is with Haven.
Leon: Well Haven, a final goodbye to WZCW. Ready to defend your home?
Haven: Coast City?
Leon: I mean Coast City doesn't exist. It's a DC Comics...
Showtime and Sam Smith are speaking backstage.
Showtime: I never thought I'd see you again.
Smith: Why?
Showtime: Wern't you in Big Brother?
Smith: A different Sam Smith.
The camera fades in on a kitchen, modern, clean and large; a woman with red hair is cooking a meal as the camera pans past her and two children run across the frame. It eventually stands still on a...
Backstage Rush is talking to Theron Daggershield
Rush: I don't get it.
Theron: Dungeons & Dragons (commonly abbreviated as D&D or DnD) is a fantasy tabletop role-playing game (RPG) originally...
The Beard and Harald are sitting at a table playing Scrabble, showing they are much more than just big hairy beasts.
Beard: Chutzpah. That's at least seventy seven points. I can thank my old...
Backstage we see Yemrez Raquonic talking, but nobody else is there. Suddenly, Justin Cooper walks into the room looking confused.
Cooper: Who are you talking to?
Yemrez turns around and smiles...
Xander is standing backstage with his World Title over his shoulder as he smirks at the camera.
Xander: Well well well, WZCW is about to end and you know who's fault it is? Yours. All of you fans...
The voice of Michael Moore can be heard.
Despite what Titus has said, the grandest prize of them all in WZCW is the WZCW World Heavyweight Championship. The oldest and consistent championship in...