Time for a more lighthearted thread, right? I used talktotransformer.com for this.
John Cena
"I have something in my hands," Cena says after being given the microphone, indicating that he'll talk with John Cena from now on.
John Cena: "I got a new baby! She's got a baby." Cena says he doesn't know what's going on, but if it's that baby, then he'll tell Cena.
Cena: "Here we go, it's time to bring home the bacon. Let's start with the cheese!"
John Cena: "Yeah." Cena finishes his presentation for the baby.
Undertaker
Undertaker: Don't want to hear about a loss! Let's fight for the top!"
J.R.: "The people that are giving me a bad reputation are the ones that are doing it to me for the past seven years!"
C.A.: "I will fight for the top!"
Wolver: "What? Wut?"
Wolver takes the hand of Mina and holds it up.
J.R.: "The people that are giving me a bad reputation are the ones that are doing it to me for the past seven years!"
Mina: "You are truly pathetic!"
"Whoa!"
J.R.: "I'm saying the people who are giving me a bad reputation are the ones that are doing it to me for the past 7 years! And if I can lose that many timesÃ?… Well, it's not the same thing as victory, so let's fight for that in the future."
C.A.: "The people will not give up, but I know they need me!"
The match between J.R. and Mina began. Mina lost.
Wolver: "Whoa!"
Mina continues, "But he's also the greatest fighter we know."
"What is your name!?"
Wool
Triple H
Triple H is still one of the best tag team competitors in WWE history. If the Big Show and Triple H have their way, that will mean a big step forward in wrestling as a whole. We have only the time to get to know him before the first Royal Rumble on January 1st. If we could have someone like that in charge of our show, we might even be able to pull an all-New Japan Pro Wrestling act. And that's pretty exciting to think about.
If you want proof, I'm going to take you back to what happened in NXT when they introduced Kaitlyn as Kalista. Kaitlyn was introduced as "Kalista" the debut girl, which made people excited and scared, which is great. When Kaitlyn was introduced to the NXT girls in her debut episode, the reaction was "oh she's really going to be Kalista!" I can guarantee you at this point we'll be watching WWE's new NXT tag team women's championship matches every other week.
Of course, Kaitlyn already has experience. She was one of the first women signed for the NXT Women's Championship during RAW and NXT Women's Championship matches were taped across the United States after the Raw and Smackdown pay-per-view events. As for the current Diva Divas, I think we're going to start to see some changes.
Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar's win over Roman Reigns was the best-of-seven WWE main events of the 2014 Royal Rumble match and he will now join Roman Reigns as the only two men who have beaten Brock.
"This match with Roman Reigns is the best of seven in Royal Rumble history," WWE Chairman Vince McMahon said. "I've been saying it for years and now it's finally happening. We have so much more on the cards this summer, and this is just a perfect example of how to make fans feel part of the journey of the card."
"We don't want Roman Reigns just to get here and enjoy his victory," WWE Network Vice President of Programming & Talent Relations Jeff Hardy remarked from The O2 in London. "The WWE Universe needs to feel included and at this point, that's what fans are seeing a lot of. This is a match that will resonate with fans all over the world when you finally get to see the match live."
Seth Rollins
Seth Rollins said there was plenty of room for the Rangers to move up in their rotation, but said the team might have to give the Indians another opportunity to get him.
"The market is crazy right now with guys like Kyle Hendricks, Trevor Bauer, Johnny Cueto (among others), Josh Collmenter, Chris Archer, Joe Musgrove, Brett Anderson and others that are still around. If we can get someone that can take them over, that should be good," Rollins said.
"I just don't know they've really got the guy right now," he added. "We will have to see how this thing plays out in 2016."
Stick 'em in, Boston fans.
Roman Reigns
(TNA Wrestling, 2014) Ã?– After winning his first four titles in a row, Roman Reigns was a favorite to win The WWE championship for the second time, and was able to win despite having to fight several different guys Ã?– including Seth Rollins, Luke Gallows, Rousimar Palhares, and Dean Ambrose. When he won, he ended up having to fight the winner of the first Elimination Chamber match to determine who gets the WWE World Heavyweight Title. Roman eventually won that title and placed an immediate hold on the Intercontinental title, despite getting beaten by Seth Rollins several times in his recent career; after his reign, though, Rollins went back and won, eventually gaining the Intercontinental Championship.
Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose
(Epstein's Championship Wrestling, 2015) Ã?– During a time of high interest in professional wrestling, many thought The Rock might be heading to the WWE, but he instead went to ROH, and the first title to come his way was his own first, the "Epstein's Championship Wrestling Championship." The title became available to anyone who bought an "Epstein's Championship Ring," which would give them the rights to the ring and ringside tickets for the ring's first live and pay-per-view event.
This was a little longer than intended but pretty funny lol. I might do this again later with some more WWE wrestlers.
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