Titus hits a quick kick and then nails a Tit Drop, his famous legdrop bulldog, and the crowd applauds his efforts, though he pays them no mind. Xander tries next, only to be back body dropped over the rope. He skins the cat and tries to flip back in, but the EurAvison legend grabs his legs and tosses him. By a minor miracle, Xander lands on the padding and debris from Matt Tastic's earlier fit. A ringside ref runs over and waves his hands to signal that Xander's is still in. The crowd cheers despite Xander not enjoying said cheers.
Copeland: What a stroke of luck for Xander, who has had a few miracle saves in his Lethal Lottery career.
Cohen: Both feet have to hit the floor, not objects lying on the floor. Just great ring awareness from Xander.
Connor: I think it was more luck than anything.
Xander looks to make his move back in but the team of Flex and Stetson are playing defense and trying to keep him out.
Connor: So does Xander have to get completely back in the ring? How will this work?
Cohen: Spot on Cat. Xander can do it though, he has done it before.
As Xander is on the outside trying to plot is course in, Titus is wrestling with Dirk Buchanan. Dirk gets an upperhand with a wristlock, but Titus rolls his way around and reverses and ends up hitting a quick Tit Drop on Dirk! Chris KO attacks Titus from behind though and the two square off, slowly circling each other. In an odd move, Steven Holmes and Mikey Stormrage come up from behind Stetson and Flex and shove the two into each other. THe commotion allow Xander to leap onto the apron and scurry to the top rope. He leaps and take all four men down with a twisting dive. With KO and Titus Avison watching the chaos, Avison uses the the distraction to connect with a kick to the midsection of KO. He redies for the Tit Drop, but KO counters and manages to muscle Titus onto the top rope. With Titus straddling the rope KO shrugs and starts to bounce the rope up and down, making sure Titus feels all of the force in his family jewels. The crowd laughs along as the countdown to the final entrant ticks down....3.....2......1!
#30: WZCW World Champion Kagura
The fans applaud as Kagura, fresh off her victory and title win at Unscripted comes out and surveys the ring.
Connor: What a stroke of luck! The champ has drawn the final number.
Cohen: Seems like the fix is in on this one!
Copeland: Indeed, fortune has shined down on the maiden from the land of the rising sun.
The champ makes her way toward the ring as Chris KO allows Titus Avison to fall back into the ring. He smiles and urges Kagura into the ring, as he knows the World Title has eluded him thus far in his roller coaster career. Kagura unhooks her title belt and hands it to a ringside tech before slowly climbing the steps and methodically making her way into the ring. As soon as she is in she looks to go on the attack but is tripped up by someone from outside the ring.
Connor: It's Callie Clark!
Clark, who had been under the ring and likely roasting under there in the Saudi heat tripped Kagura and slides into the ring and looks to clothesline her look to clothesline her out. She knocks the World Champ to the apron and readies a big forearm to knock her out, but Kagura sprays her with red mist! Callie is struggling as Alice Adams runs up and grabs Callie by the tights and tosses her over the top rope, while also taking out Kagura! She falls back to a seated position and the entire crowd looks on stunned, as do Kagura and Callie....sort of....she can't really see.
Callie Clark and Kagura have been eliminated!
Cohen: Oh my God! Alice Adams just took out the two other women in the match!
Copeland: That guarantees we are walking out of here tonight with a new World Champion!
Adams jumps to her feet and taunts the two ladies she has just eliminated, but as she turns around mid shimmy she it hit with a vicious blow from Steven Holmes. He then connects with his modified piledriver, the Imperial Impaler. It's academic at this point as he drags Adams to her feet and tosses her up and out.
Alice Adams has been eliminated!
Connor: Well so much for that.
Holmes, in a way only the Elite could muster, wipes his hands of the perceived rubbish before he walks into a running body block from Mikey Stormrage. The weight and momentum of Stormrage nearly reduces the old man to dust. Just as Stormrage pops to his feet he is hit with a big discuss lariat from Stetson. Flex, knowing he has used the move to great effect in his career, applauds the move. Flex then attempts one on Chris KO, who wasn't paying attention, but the former White Knight ducks. Flex connects with Dirk though and sends him to the apron. This is all the opening Xander needs to hit a springboard kick to knock Dirk to the floor and out of the match.
Dirk Buchanan has been eliminated!
Cohen: Great teamwork there by Flex and Xander, even if it wasn't intentional.
Copeland: Eliminations coming hot and heavy in the last few minutes.
Connor: And speaking of hot.
Rolling back into the ring is Showtime, who looks absolutely pissed off. He walks up to Chris KO and gives him a shove. He then walks up to Flex and shoves him, then gives a shove to Stetson. He shoves Titus Avison back to the mat and walks over to Mikey Stormrage and spits in his direction. He then walks up to Steven Holmes and shoves him, despite Holmes still being on the ground, so more of a gentle pat. Xander, tired of this, runs at Showtime, who ducks a flying kick attempt. He laughs and goes back to shove Chris KO, who shoves him back, right into the arms of Flex and Stetson. The two powerhouses look at Showtime and lift him into the air and toss him over the top rope unceremoniously. The crowd actually applaud the efforts of Hayes and Flex, two men who have been hated all night.
Showtime has been eliminated!
Connor: For the best?
Cohen: For the best.
Copeland: For the best.
Chris KO, Titus Avison, Xander, Mikey Stormrage, Flex Mussel, Steven Holmes, and Stetson Hayes all retreat or fall to ropes or corners as security has to rush to the ringside area and prevent Showtime from going after some fans. They all sort of laugh as one of the security guards pulls out a taser and takes Showtime down. Flex mocks Showtime by having fake spasms and convulsing, only for Stetson to hit a big boot and knock his alliance partner over the top rope and out.
Flex Mussel has been eliminated!
Flex looks up at Hayes, who just shrugs. "Just business partner." the Texan can be heard saying as Flex slams his hands on the ring apron.
Cohen: Why?!? They could have picked everyone off and cruised to the finals.
Connor: Seems it was just business.
Xander comes up from behind to try to get Stetson out, but the big Texan makes it difficult. Chris KO and Mikey Stormrage lock eyes and both nod their head and both start to trade right hands in the center of the ring, neither able to get the upper hand. Steven Holmes looks around and spies Titus Avison across the ring, still trying to adjust from his earlier ride on the ropes. Holmes approaches and Titus begs him off. He falls to his knees pleading with his fellow Hall of Famer. He puts his hands in a prayer motion, hoping it works. Holmes doesn't buy it and goes to kick Titus, but the record title holder grabs the boot and sweeps Holmes off his feet. He then springs to his feet and gets Holmes in a modified armbar. He sits on the shoulder of Holmes and pulls up, the Elite clearly in pain. On the far side of the ring, Stetson has reversed position and is now trying to muscle Xander out, but he has his arms and legs hooked. In the battle at the center of the ring Chris KO has gotten the upper hand and hits the kick to set up the CKO on Stormrage. He goes for the move but Stormrage shoves him away. As KO stumbles into the ropes, Titus Avison rushes him with a clothesline and knocks him up and over to the floor for the very sudden elimination.
Chris KO has been eliminated!
Copeland: A very valiant effort for the returning Chris KO.
Connor: Indeed, he lasted a long time and put on a good show.
KO is clearly disappointed but the fans applaud him and he applauds back as he makes his way back up the ramp. Titus Avison mocks KO with a fake crying routine. He turns around and bumps into Mikey Stormrage. The two Hall of Famers stand nose to nose....well as nose to nose as they can get given the size difference. Titus tries to Irish whip Stormrage but he is far too large. Instead Mikey reverses and powers Titus across the ring. Titus ducks a clothesline attempt and rebounds only for Stormrage to pop him into the air for the Falcon Punch, but Titus avoids it with a a short punch of his own on the way down. Mikey is startled and Titus looks for the Tit Drop, but Stormrage powers out. Titus goes for the setup kick again but Stormrage catches it. He then spins Titus around, and spins around himself before hitting the Headshot! The bionic elbow comes down hard and Titus stumbles back to the ropes. Stormrage gets a head of steam and hits a big clothesline to take Titus Avison out of the match.
Titus Avison has been eliminated!
Stormrage falls back into a corner and looks around. Steven Holmes uses the ropes to get back to his feet in another corner as Xander kicks Stetson away. Xander scrambles to a corner and Stetson takes up the remaining one.
Copeland: One of these four men will leave Jeddah as the new WZCW World Champion.
Cohen: Four men, all good in their own right, will do battle here.
Connor: Steven Holmes and Mikey Stormrage, both former World Champions. Both Hall of Famers. Xander, who has held many lesser titles in his long career but never won the big one. Stetson Hayes, one of the brightest young talents in this business in a long time. This will be good.
Stetson decides to take the lead and invite the other three to dance, so to speak. Xander and Stormrage take a moment to rise to fully rise to their feet, but Holmes, the freshest man in the match, obliges the Texan's offer to do the thing. The two lock horns in the middle of the ring. Hayes simply overpowers Holmes and shoves him down and laughs.
Cohen: Holmes is a legend in this sport and is as fresh as any man in the match, but Hayes is incredibly powerful. This won't be easy.
Hayes continues to just power Holmes around each time they lock up. Holmes tries a few technical moves but Hayes is simply too powerful for The Elite. Xander takes the opportunity to rush across the ring leap at Stormrage and tackle him to the ground. He throws some punches but Stormrage manages to reverse position and throw punches of his own. They continue this back and forth, trading the advantage as Holmes can't get an opening on Hayes. The Big Texan gets Holmes in a powerbomb position and makes a lasso motion with his hand before lifting the Hall of Famer. Holmes fights it with punches and slips out the back and retreats to the ropes, dazed. Stetson has fire in his eyes as he pats his leg to call for the big boot to up Holmes out. He runs, but Holmes drops down and Hayes ends up with his leg over top rope and Holmes gives him the final push he needs to tumble out.
Stetson Hayes has been eliminated!
The big Texan looks absolutely shocked. He can't believe it. Once he finally comes around he refuses to accept it and tries to get back into the ring as Holmes takes a cocky regal bow and referees pull Hayes back to the floor.
Copeland: We are down to three as Holmes was playing opossum to lure Hayes in.
Connor: His body may have aged, but his mind is as sharp as ever.
Cohen: Vintage Steven Holmes.
Holmes turns around and sees a charging Xander, trying to take advantage of the trademark snark of Holmes and surprise him, but Holmes grabs him by the back of the head and uses his momentum to throw him to the apron. Before Holmes can make the elimination though, Xander hits a Pele kick, landing on the apron. He kips up, showing off his trademark athleticism that has carried him so far in his career. Holmes is staggering as Xander springboards into the ring. Holmes ducks and Xander lands in the arms of Mikey Stormrage, who plants him with a Game Over! The World's Strongest Slam rocks the ring as Xander is flattened. Stormrage pops to his feet and charges at Holmes, who tries to pull to same drop down trick he used with Hayes, but Stormrage was wise to it and pulls up short. Unfortunately for the big man, momentum is a bitch and carries him onto the apron. Holmes tries to get him out, but Stormrage is a load to move. Holmes keeps trying and trying and can't move the big man off the apron. He decides to try to bring him back in and work him over, but Stormrage is able to use his strength to suplex Holmes from inside the ring to the floor below. The Elite is eliminated by the Elite Overweight as the crowd cheers.
Steven Holmes has been eliminated!
Cohen: Damn it!
Connor: And we are right back where we started.
Copeland: The men who entered at one and two, Xander and Mikey Strormrage, are the final two. One of these two men will walk out as the new World Champion.
Stormrage gets back in the ring as Xander staggers to his feet. Both men are clearly spent, having lasted the entire time in the scorching heat. Sweat pours from both men as Xander makes the belt motion on his waist and Stormrage points to the Kingdom Come sign high in the rafters. The two meet in the middle and trade a few punches and forearms with neither really hitting much force. Xander slaps Stormrage and yells at him to come on so the Elite Champion responds with a slap of his own while yelling at Xander to hit him. The two tie up and both hammer away with punches to the side of the head as the crowd cheers. The smaller Xander slips out and tries to take out the knee of his bigger foe. He drops Mikey to a knee and creates room to run for a shining wizard but Stormrage explodes to his feet and powers Xander back into the corner. He connects with some vicious knife edge chops and then runs to the far corner. He hypes himself up before he charges and leaps. Xander slips out and leaves Mikey to crash into the turnbuckle. Xander looks for the X-Rated Superkick, but Stormrage ducks it and Xander's momentum carries him onto the second turnbuckle. He lands and moonsaults at Stormrage, who catches him upside fown but Xander hits some knees and slips down and between the big man's legs. He shoves him chest first into the turnbuckle and as he bounces back he hits an inverted hurricanrana. The crowd cheers the sequence but Xander is upset at himself for going back to his high flying exciting style.
Cohen: Big advantage for Xander right now.
Connor: He will need to get Stormrage on his feet and then over the top rope though, no small task.
Xander grabs the Hall of Famer by his long hair and yells into his face. "This is my time!" Stormrage responds by spitting into his face. Xander simply spits back, unphased. Stormrage responds with a headbutt to stagger Xander. He gets to his feet and hits a forearm before Irish whipping Xander into the ropes. Off the rebound Stormrage hits a spinning Samoan drop. He gets to a seated position and slaps his hands on the mat to fire himself up. He picks Xander up and hoists him over his shoulder and walks toward the rope to toss him over. Xander grabs the top rope though and hands on, refusing to be shaken off. Stormrage settles for shoving him into the air to try for the Falcon Punch, but Xander hits a knee due to the unorthodox positioning. Stormrage stumbles back and Xanders leaps at him using the ropes as a launching pad, but Stormrage catches him in a powerbomb position. Xander tries to spin around for a reverse hurricanrana but Stormrage anticipated it and hits an electric chair drop. Both men are spent as Stormrage can't capitalize, having to use the ropes to get back up. The fans are there to will him on though. He walks over and drags Xander to his feet, but Xander won't go quietly into the night and fights back. Punches to the gut back the big man up and give Xander the opening to get to his feet. Xander tries to Irish whip Stormrage, but hasn't learned the lesson tonight and the big man reverses and throws Xander toward the corner. Xander stays on his toes though and hits the turnbuckle and vaults back with a back elbow attempt. Stormrage catch him in the R.A.M. though! Random Access Mutilation, Stormrage's rarely used Coquina Clutch is locked in and Xander is struggling. He tries to fall back to the corner and free himself, but it doesn't work. He reaches back and tries to claw the face of Stormrage, but again he fails. Finally out of desperation he kicks back with a lowblow and makes enough contact to break the hold. Xander catches his breath and then succeeds in Irish Whipping Stormrage for the first time tonight. Stormrage shows off his surprising athleticism though and springboards off the second rope with a moonsault! Xander counters though by hitting an X-Rated Superkick to the upside down Stormrage! Stormrage seems out and Xander knows this is his spot. He uses everything he can to get the big man up. He has him against the ropes and is trying to lift him. Stormrage is just too heavy to get out this way and is able to eventually muster the strength to kick Xander away. Xander is clearly frustrated as he charges at the big man. Stormrage responds with a back body drop over the top rope, but Xander lands on the apron. He grabs Stormrage in a choke hold, a rough version of Fade Away and tries to pull him over the top rope.
Cohen: This is it, here it comes!
Copeland: Both men are in dangerous territory now.
Stormrage shows off his power by regaining his footing and lifting Xander into the air. Xander refuses to let go though and cranes his neck to bite Stormrage and cause him to fall onto the apron, though it breaks the hold. Both men are on the apron, spent. Both grab the top rope and stare the other down. Xander kicks at Stormrage but Stormrage catches the kick. Xander goes for an enziguri, but Stormrage ducks it. Xander's cat liek balance allows him to land on his hands and hit a mule kick to stagger Stormrage back. He hangs on but is leaned against the post. Xander for another kick to finish him off, but Stormrage grabs the kick again and pulls him in for a Game Over to end the match, only for Xander to reverse and fall backwards onto the ring steps and monkey flip Stormrage to the floor! Xander throws his hands in the air and pays no attention to how awkwardly he is laying on the steel steps
Mikey Stormrage has been eliminated! Therefore your winner of the Lethal Lottery and the NEEEEEEEW WZCW World Heavyweight Champion, Xander!
Cohen: He did it! Xander is the champion!
Copeland: Certainly a performance that will go down in history, as Xander and Mikey Stormrage paced the entire field, for the first time in WZCW history, but in the end only one could walk away with the gold and that man is Xander.
Connor: Congratulations to Xander, on winning his first World Title and making history by lasting the entire match.
Stormrage is on his back and holds his hands over his face as Xander rushes over and shoves the timekeeper out of the way and grabs the World Title. He clutches it close to his chest and drowns out the rest of the world as he makes his way to the stage. He stops and kisses the title and stares out at the crowd that is booing him. He laughs and kisses the title one last time as the copyright info comes onto the screen and fades to black.
