RAW: 1/13

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Let's get to it.

[BaconBits]

Over at my favorite wrestling circle jerk, we refer to portly types as shootfighters. The WWE has officially outjerked us by putting their tubby guys in a worked shoot fight.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

I think KB is at the show.

[BaconBits]

I think KB is at the show.

He does reside in that part of the world, Iâ??d say thatâ??s a pretty likely scenario.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

He does reside in that part of the world, I’d say that’s a pretty likely scenario.

Tis.

[BaconBits]

Mojo needs to find his fucking cocaine.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^ I laughed way too hard at that.

[BaconBits]

I want the next nine guys to enter after Brock to be cruiserweights just to see how far they can be thrown.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Do it!

[BaconBits]

This is Elias in Seattle levels of salt.