Alice saunters her way up to the studio and throws open the doors, startling the camera crew. She haughtily flips her hair back and walked on set, stopping only when she was directly in the middle. She spins around quickly startling the main camera guy, she places her hands on her hips and rolls her eyes
“Alright, let’s get this shit over with, come on, hurry up, t-t-t-today camera 1! God, I already gave this 2 bit circus fed one whole year of my valuable time and attention and the blind morons didn’t even see all of this greatness they had, ugh, come one Camera 1 I am WAITING.”
The main camera guy clumsily adjusts his camera to focus on Adams and counted down.
“Live in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…”
Camera light shines brightly, Alice’s whole demeanor changes once she sees that merry little light.
“ why hello WZCW universe, I know it just pains you all to not get a farewell match from me but… honestly, I have a very reasonable explanation for you all… Blame the COMPANY sneers thank them for not giving me what’s rightfully MINE, thank them for always kissing old hags ASSES; always making sure they are the apple of their blind eyes. Now, now, now, I know what you all want to say…. “but Babydoll, don’t punish the universe for the sins of the creators… well, last time I checked, none of y’all pay my bills, or coincidentally not even a tiny bit amusing to even get my attention. So as a parting word to you all, and believe me, I mean it from the bottom of my little black heart… KISS MY ASS WZCW!”
Alice flips off the camera, letting out a hearty laugh as the crew freak out behind the cameras and force them to stop recording….
