Sam's Thread of Movie Lists and Chit Chat (w/Jake)

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd like to meet somebody who didn't watch it as a child to see how they aren't broken.

[Uncle Sam]

I never realised how butchered in post The Land Before Time seemed, but it was, like, the first film I ever watched, so I wouldn't, would I? Weird continuity errors and superfluous narration. Release the Don Bluth cut!

[Uncle Sam]

I'm not sure I've ever mentioned this, but I've never seen a Land Before Time movie. Let me know if that explains a lot about me.

It explains nothing. I was obsessed, to the point that I preferred the sequels, which had songs for... reasons.

[Y 2 Jake]

Derby Film Festival

1. Commando ☆☆☆☆☆
2. Demolition Man ☆☆☆☆☆
3. Escape From New York ☆☆☆☆☆
4. Double Impact ☆☆☆☆
5. The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai ☆☆☆☆
6. L'Amant Double ☆☆☆☆
7. Charismata ☆☆☆
8. Death Laid An Egg ☆☆☆
9. Images of Apartheid: Filmmaking on The Fringe In The Old South Africa ☆☆☆
10. Attack of The Adult Babies ☆☆
11. The Endless ☆☆
12. Jubilee ☆☆
13. A Taste of Phobia ☆☆
14. Ouijageist ☆☆
15. Hi-Death ☆☆
16. Hippopotamus ☆☆
17. All Light Will End ☆☆
18. Bodies ☆☆
19. Borley Rectory ☆

A mixed festival. But I did see a 35mm of Demolition Man where they dubbed over Taco Bell with Pizza Hut with actors doing Stallone and Sandra Bullock impressions.

[Uncle Sam]

A mixed festival. But I did see a 35mm of Demolition Man where they dubbed over Taco Bell with Pizza Hut with actors doing Stallone and Sandra Bullock impressions.

Absolutely tremendous.

Commiserations on relegation, by the way. Hopefully we'll see you in England's greatest football division next season.

[Y 2 Jake]

At least I can go Hull away again and out of nowhere think about Luther for a nanosecond.

[jmt225]

I wonder if mankind will evolve into using the 3 seashells while I'm still alive? I certainly hope so.

[Y 2 Jake]

That film is so ahead of its time.

No, seriously. Check it out.

My weekend also included seeing a softcore Japanese film at 9am about a severed George Bush finger.

[Uncle Sam]

It was a Japanese softcore porn film or it was a film that wasn't entirely Japanese?

Your ranking of Commando, Demolition Man and Escape from New York is correct, though I'm sure it'll turn out it was entirely arbitrary.

[Y 2 Jake]

It was 9am