Sam's Thread of Movie Lists and Chit Chat (w/Jake)

[xfearbefore]

It pleases me that some 15 years later Jake is still rating movies for us. You beautiful bastard.

[Y 2 Jake]

I've been retired for 12 years. Got nowt else to do.

[Uncle Sam]

I thought I was dead.

It pleases me that some 15 years later Jake is still rating movies for us. You beautiful bastard.

I definitely thought you were dead.

Maybe I can take advantage of the lockdown by watching Sonic The Hedgehog, Extraction and, um... Trolls World Tour.

[Y 2 Jake]

Two are very adequate

[xfearbefore]

Don't bury me, I'm not dead yet. I've been watching a good bit of wrestling again in this COVID-19 world among other things and remembered this was the place the old heads all immigrated to. I've still been watching wrestling and films and the like but keep my comments mostly to Reddit since WZ sold out.

And I mean you could watch those films, sure, but why jam three such veritable classics of cinema into one sitting when you could extend that transformative experience across three enlightening and illuminating evenings?

Do you guys have the TubiTV app over the pond there? Hundreds of wonderful, wacky, trashy cheez-dust films to satiate my genre fetish. I find myself watching films off that more than Netflix these days.

Check out the Invisible Man if you haven't, that one's solid as far as newish releases go.

[Y 2 Jake]

I've not heard of TubiTv. I'll ask the kids.

At this point, The Invisible Man probably makes it into my year end top 10. Then again, so does Sonic.

['Ravishing' Ned Flanders]

Tubi is awesome. One of the few tv/movie streaming apps I use

[Y 2 Jake]

The cinemas have re-opened so I don't have to watch films at home anymore. Here is my isolation watch list in viewing order:

1. The Babadook ☆☆☆☆
2. The Raid ☆☆☆☆
3. Lady & The Tramp (2019) ☆☆
3. A Goofy Movie ☆☆☆☆
4. Seen No Evil, Hear No Evil ☆☆☆
5. Premium Rush ☆☆☆
6. Cake ☆☆☆
7. Dredd ☆☆☆☆
8. Three Men & A Baby ☆☆☆
9. The Foreigner ☆☆☆
10. Three Identical Strangers ☆☆☆
11. Videodrome ☆☆☆
12. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs ☆☆☆☆
13. The Irishman ☆☆☆☆
14. Ocean's 11 (2001) ☆☆☆
15. The Sitter ☆☆☆
16. American Beauty ☆☆☆☆
17. Outbreak ☆☆
18. The Main Event ☆☆☆
19. 47 Meters Down: Uncaged ☆☆☆☆☆
20. Lifeforce ☆☆
21. Antiviral ☆
22. Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! ☆☆☆☆☆
23. Frankenweenie (1984) ☆☆☆
25. Psycho II ☆☆☆
26. Hellraiser ☆☆☆☆
27. Candyman (1992) ☆☆☆☆
28. Galaxy of Terror ☆
29. Blank Check ☆☆
30. Titanic (1997) ☆☆☆☆☆
31. Avengement ☆☆☆
32. Cujo ☆☆☆
33. 101 Dalmatians (1996) ☆☆☆☆
34. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ☆☆☆
35. Dumb & Dumber ☆☆☆☆
36. Alien ☆☆☆☆☆
37. Blade ☆☆☆☆
38. Logan ☆☆☆☆
39. 10 Things I Hate About You ☆☆☆☆
40. The Platform ☆☆☆☆
41. Space Jam ☆☆
42. Extraction ☆☆☆
43. Aliens ☆☆☆☆☆
44. Primal ☆
45. Shutter Island ☆☆☆☆
46. The Little Mermaid ☆☆☆☆
47. A Vigilante ☆
48. Lockout ☆☆☆
49. The Elephant Man ☆☆☆☆☆
50. Alien 3 ☆☆☆☆☆
51. Run All Night ☆☆☆☆
52. Alien: Resurrection ☆☆☆☆☆
53. Red ☆☆
54. Lord of the Rings: Part 1 ☆☆☆☆
55. Prometheus ☆☆☆
56. Midnight Express ☆☆☆☆☆
57. Ghostbusters ☆☆☆☆☆
58. Kindergarten Cop ☆☆☆☆☆
59. Wedding Crashers ☆☆
60. George of the Jungle ☆☆☆
61. Three Men & A Little Lady ☆☆☆
62. Alien: Covenant ☆☆
63. Lord of the Rings: Part 2 ☆☆☆
64. Jaws ☆☆☆☆☆
65. Alien vs. Predator ☆☆☆
66. Ghostbusters 2 ☆☆☆☆
67. Mrs. Doubtfire ☆☆☆☆
68. Cliffhanger ☆☆☆☆☆
69. Dante's Peak ☆☆☆☆
70. Zombeavers ☆☆
71. Euro Trip ☆☆
72. Inception ☆☆☆☆
73. Beethoven ☆☆☆☆
74. Bait (2012) ☆☆☆☆
75. Darkman ☆☆☆☆
76. Rabid (2019) ☆
77. Romper Stomper ☆☆☆☆☆
78. VFW ☆☆☆☆
79. Hot Shots ☆☆
80. Godzilla (1998) ☆☆☆☆
81. Sky High ☆☆☆
82. Firepower ☆
83. Alien vs Predator: Requiem ☆
84. Deep Blue Sea ☆☆☆☆☆
85. Wishmaster ☆☆☆☆
86. Flubber ☆☆☆
87. Misery ☆☆☆☆☆
88. White Men Can't Jump ☆☆☆
89. The Raid 2 ☆☆☆
90. The Cat Returns ☆
91. Nightcrawler ☆☆☆☆☆
92. Inspector Gadget ☆
93. Mean Machine ☆☆
94. The Rock ☆☆☆☆
95. The Shawshank Redemption ☆☆☆☆☆
96: T2 Trainspotting ☆☆☆☆☆
97. Biggie & Tupac ☆☆
98. The Cabin In The Woods ☆☆☆☆
99. Avengers: Infinity War ☆☆☆☆☆
100. Die Hard With A Vengeance ☆☆☆☆☆
101. Airheads ☆☆
102. Lord of the Rings: Part 3 ☆☆☆☆
103. Heavy Metal ☆
104. Bordello of Blood ☆
105. Daylight ☆☆☆☆
106. Raiders of the Lost Ark ☆☆☆☆☆
107. Sunshine ☆☆☆☆☆
108. Chopper ☆☆☆☆
109. Total Recall (1990) ☆☆☆☆☆
110. Guest House Paradiso ☆

Firepower features The Ultimate Warrior as a villain and it's a pile of shit.

[Y 2 Jake]

July

1. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ☆☆☆☆☆
2. Black Water Abyss ☆☆

My nearest open cinema is 25 miles away.

[Storm Trooper]

July

1. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure ☆☆☆☆☆
2. Black Water Abyss ☆☆

My nearest open cinema is 25 miles away.

I'm still waiting for them to open here. Stupid COVID. They announced a mid-July, then kept putting it off a week or 2 and now it's a month later and no mention of it.

Disney is even putting Mulan2020 on Disney+ (apparently for $30 in addition to the regular subscription). Hell they may end up doing that with Black Widow at the rate the US is fighting this thing.