I'm disappointed how long it's taken me to come up with Blandy Snorton, but I'm debuting it here.

I can't think of a single established main eventer I'd put Orton over. Maybe Benoit. But Goldberg is a good father and husband by all accounts, so that's out.

Nobody has ever said 'I can't wait to see Randy Orton' like they do for Goldberg.