There is a house in New Orleans...

The time has arrived. For the 34th time in the storied history of the WWE and the professional wrestling world in general, WrestleMania, the show of shows, the showcase of the immortals, the grandaddy of 'em all, is upon us. One could spout superlatives for the next several lines, but you all know what day it is RUSEV DAY! - WrestleMania Sunday!

So sit back, try, and enjoy the however long they feel like it extravaganza. Cheer your favourites, lament those you think otherwise of and soak it all in, because this is our biggest show of the year. 13 matches (and one unconfirmed showdown), peppered throughout with championship gold. Like the circus there's something for everyone, whether it's the hardcore, strong style WWE Championship match, the spectacle of an MMA superstar making her debut in the squared circle, the emotional comeback of a beloved hero or the conquering of a Universal Championship, we've got you covered.

Have fun everyone!

Match Card
Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns
WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Ronda Rousey & Kurt Angle vs. Stephanie McMahon & Triple H
Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn - If Owens & Zayn win, they get their jobs back
SmackDown Women's Champion Charlotte vs. Asuka
RAW Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jan
Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor
United States Champion Randy Orton vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev
RAW Tag Team Champions The Bar vs. Braun Strowman & ???
SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. The New Day vs, The Bludgeon Brothers
Finals of the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament - Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali [Pre-Show]
5th Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal [Pre-Show]
1st Annual Fabulous Moolah Memorial WrestleMania Women's Battle Royale [Pre-Show]

PLUS!
Something featuring The Undertaker vs. John Cena