"The C stands for Cena, right? They have the same neck." - My wife on EC3.
"The C stands for Cena, right? They have the same neck." - My wife on EC3.
Did they say his name was "Big Ass?"
My wife when she saw Big Cass for the first time
"What do you get out of it?" From my 22 year old cousin.
My answer - "Probably something similar to what you get dressing up like a 20 inch tall alien with bat-like ears who spouts Buddhist philosophy even when he's waving around a giant glow stick as a sword." What I told him before he left for Comic-Con dressed as Yoda.
"What Do I Know Of Cultured Ways, The Gilt, The Craft And The Lie?
I, Who Was Born In A Naked Land And Bred In The Open Sky.
The Subtle Tongue, The Sophist Guile, They Fail When The Broadswords Sing.
Rush In And Die Dogs - I Was A Man Before I Was King."
Conan Of Cimmeria
"I just don't see how you could watch a fake fight. You know they know who's going to win, right?" - My step-mom while my Father and I watched WrestleMania.
I responded with: "I don't see how could watch TV at all since it's about 99% fake. You know they know the outcome of every show you watch, right?"
She said: "Yeah but I don't know what's going to happen and I like it."
To which I said: "Exactly!"
The occasional comment about how watching half naked men covered in baby oil wrestle with each other is gay.
The traditional, "Wrestling was so much better with The Rock and Stone Cold!"
"I prefer MMA."
"So you prefer watching athletes spending most of the time rolling around and consistently having matches end in less than a couple of minutes, instead of using the script as a liberty to create magnificent set-pieces of agility, strength and skill? Well, to each their own."
"We are not entitled to our opinions. We are entitled to our informed opinions." - Harlan Ellison (1934 - 2018)
"That movie was fantastic, but sitting there for three hours was a bit much."
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