Sami's enthusiasm and Bobby turning into a badass saved this segment.
Sami's enthusiasm and Bobby turning into a badass saved this segment.
I knew the stuff with Sami Zayn and Bobby Lashley would suck but that was even worse than I expected. So much about that segment was badly written, outdated and executed that it's a perfect example why so many accuse Vince McMahon of being out of touch.
"What Do I Know Of Cultured Ways, The Gilt, The Craft And The Lie?
I, Who Was Born In A Naked Land And Bred In The Open Sky.
The Subtle Tongue, The Sophist Guile, They Fail When The Broadswords Sing.
Rush In And Die Dogs - I Was A Man Before I Was King."
Conan Of Cimmeria
So to wrap it up, Lashley takes his shirt off to reveal one of the best physiques in wrestling history. On top of that, he's an amateur wrestling champion.
He was used in a comedy segment involving men in drag where he smiled almost the entire way through.
Somewhere, Vince Russo was taking notes and making mental improvements(BRO!!)
It's not 1993 anymore, so it's not really edgy or funny seeing men in drag. It's also past the era where it was considered okay to beat up on crossdressers and associate that with homosexuality. The time in which a father could tell his kid in attendance "Yeah, it's okay to boo the guy in the dress because he's the bad queer man, so it's okay to beat him up." Sami Zayn looked like a buffoon and Lashley just...frankly, it sorta reminded me of the times when WWE has tried to make Roman Reigns funny. Just let Lashley be the badass he is and use Zayn to his talents.
"What Do I Know Of Cultured Ways, The Gilt, The Craft And The Lie?
I, Who Was Born In A Naked Land And Bred In The Open Sky.
The Subtle Tongue, The Sophist Guile, They Fail When The Broadswords Sing.
Rush In And Die Dogs - I Was A Man Before I Was King."
Conan Of Cimmeria
Given that Stephanie is "moderating" the contract signing between Nia Jax and Ronda Rousey tonight, at least it gives us some idea as to what might happen in their match. Rousey's probably not ready to be champion, but she also shouldn't just flat out lose to Nia either.
"What Do I Know Of Cultured Ways, The Gilt, The Craft And The Lie?
I, Who Was Born In A Naked Land And Bred In The Open Sky.
The Subtle Tongue, The Sophist Guile, They Fail When The Broadswords Sing.
Rush In And Die Dogs - I Was A Man Before I Was King."
Conan Of Cimmeria
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