"Not sure who this appeals to, but I hope they're satisfied now." - The Chicago Tribune

"When you get passed the age gap it's not that bad." - Kirkus Reviews

"Ever had one of those dreams where you can't move your body, you can only stare at Hell's messengers as they convort in front of you? It's a lot like that." - Alan Smithee

"I didn't know you could give top billing to a walk-on." - Rip Taylor