The following is an infomercial brought to you and paid for by Flex Mussél
Do you want to get healthy? Are you sick of feeling like a useless slob? Are you no longer in the best of shape and want to get back in your physical prime?
Then ditch your eight minute abs, forget your shake weights, and don’t even bother with those “internet diets”. If you want to be strong, if you want to be tough, if you want to be the best shape of your life then the only place you can do that is Flex Fitness.
We have the best training facilities in the world produced by the best manufacturers specializing in all types of sports. Top of the line trainers to help satisfy all your needs as well as specialized protein shakes made from the best chefs from around the word that specialize in your own healthy needs!
Membership for the Flex Fitness gyms only starts at $299.99 but if you call within the next thirty seconds the first week is half off! You won’t regret getting these deals as this is the only gym that not only guarantees to make your body healthy, but also your mind. But don’t take my word for it; listen to founder of Flex Fitness himself, Flex Mussél!
Flex: Hi, I’m Flex Mussél, and I used to be just like you. I was Overweight, unattractive, and generally lacking in physical strength and confidence. But then I decided I was sick of being the scum of the Earth, and I was sick of needing to buy plus sized clothes so I took personal responsibility and used what little determination I had to get healthier. It wasn’t easy, and it took me awhile but eventually I came to achieve the physical perfection you see today.
Mussél then flexes his biceps toward the camera to emphasize his muscles.
Flex: But it’s not about getting to the top of the mountain, it’s about staying there. I’m in the gym everyday keeping my body lean and mean and in the best of shape. Meanwhile what do you do? Play on the computer and TV watching infomercials? Do you even lift? The point is there’s only one person to blame if you’re unhealthy and that’s you. You want to change that? Then come on down to Flex Fitness today, it’ll change your life.