Random Wrestling Thoughts That Float Through My Mind...

[Storm Trooper]

In 5 years, Charlotte Flair will be 41.

In 5 years, Sasha Banks will be younger than Charlotte Flair is today.

And Charlotte never walked out on the company. Doesn't matter how old one is when they walk out multiple times. Can't give someone who walks away multiple times the elite money.

[Spidey]

RVD and Katie Forbes are married irl. Kinda random, kinda wrestling, definitely a thought.

[Miko]

Also, Cody to turn heel a few months after he returns. He's so earnest he's unlikeable.

Am I the only person who rolls his eyes whenever he talks about winning the big one for his old man?

[Miko]

In 5 years, Charlotte Flair will be 41.

In 5 years, Sasha Banks will be younger than Charlotte Flair is today.

Is being 41 a bad thing in the professional wrestling world these days though? The way some of these athletes can keep on going these days it?s not like actually competitive sports where the difference relies on being a second quicker, etc, that you do lose with age.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

And Charlotte never walked out on the company. Doesn't matter how old one is when they walk out multiple times. Can't give someone who walks away multiple times the elite money.

You going to MSG next Monday?

[Storm Trooper]

You going to MSG next Monday?

I may be. I have work, but I get out at 5. Get to the train station by 5:20, 6PM train and get to MSG by 7PM. Bell time is 7:30. If Ticket prices are reasonable I'm going. Haven't gone to a WWE event since Mania.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Some of the funniest moments in wrestling (inspired by r/sc)
- Titus Worldslide
- Ucey
- R-Truth in general (making Heyman and Brock break)
- USA Network executives celebrating drafting Natalya as if she was prime Stone Cold
- Mick Foley “It doesn’t matter how it makes you feel!”
- Hollywood Rock (specifically the Kings and Maple Leafs)
- Sami Zayn vs Johnny Knoxville
- Sexy Kurt
- DX impersonating the McMahons
- Usos-New Day rap battle
- Brock and the briefcase/boombox
- Marty Jannetty jumping through the window
- Team Hell No therapy
- IT’S ME AUSTIN! awsonuvabitch
- The Shockmaster
- Steiner Math
- Sting taking off his Sting mask to reveal… Sting
- THAT’S THE WALL BROTHER!
- I’m a man who loves to play with boys
- Bluetista
- Brock and Undertaker laughing
- Austin and Vince in the hospital, the sound of the bedpan
- This video regarding the 2015 Royal Rumble - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsIkd_apfGU

[Storm Trooper]

You going to MSG next Monday?

The new answer is yes. Yes I am.

First WWE show since Mania. Shame the 8-man tag (Bloodline vs. Owens/Strowman/Drew/someone) became a Tag Match (Uso's/Owens/Strowman) but I'm actually thinking there's a greater than 0 percent chance Gunther loses the IC title in the 5-way Ladder Match.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

The new answer is yes. Yes I am.

First WWE show since Mania. Shame the 8-man tag (Bloodline vs. Owens/Strowman/Drew/someone) became a Tag Match (Uso's/Owens/Strowman) but I'm actually thinking there's a greater than 0 percent chance Gunther loses the IC title in the 5-way Ladder Match.

Awesome!

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Am I the only person who rolls his eyes whenever he talks about winning the big one for his old man?

Yes, you are.