Random Wrestling Thoughts That Float Through My Mind...

[Y 2 Jake]

Seth Rollins seems like the sort of guy to put pin pricks in a condom so he can tie Becky down for life.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

I've been watching WrestleMania 3, and the commentary is 100x better than today's.

[Alex]

Impact Wrestling still has a better female roster than WWE and AEW.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I don?t watch Impact, but being better than AEWs female roster is an extremely low bar.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Seth Rollins seems like the sort of guy to put pin pricks in a condom so he can tie Becky down for life.

This is a random statement lol. Especially since they probably haven?t used them in quite a long time, if ever.

[Alex]

I don?t watch Impact, but being better than AEWs female roster is an extremely low bar.

I remember watching the Double Or Nothing PPV and was impressed with the female talent that performed and after reading about the other talent they'd signed/ were looking into (Allie, Tenille Dashwood etc) I was impressed. Then somewhere along the way half of them left and the other half don't seem to do anything.

Honestly I could argue a lot of the male talent is eh as well and the storylines aren't massively interesting. It's part of the reason I stopped watching. Impact may be the equivalent of B-movie schlock and NWA may be going for a proper old school feel but they keep me engaged.

[Spidey]

NXT Takeover: In Your House has got to be some sort of oxymoron

[smarkmouth]

Call me when they announce NXT Takeover: American Gladiators.

[BestSportsEntertainer]

A little over a month ago after Gargano and Ciampa's Empty Arena match, Bryan Alvarez complained about Mauro Ranallo's commentary. Only problem is the match didn't have commentary.

After the Money in the Bank Ladder match, Alvarez complained about Otis climbing the ladder to win after he broke a previous ladder. Except he didn't climb the ladder to win.

Complaining is one thing, but making up stuff to complain about is another. Sure he could've misremembered. It happens to all of us from time to time, but look at his response.

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/sta...13614473162754

"Listen here, Jack. I watch EVERY show I review. Yes, I made mistakes in the last month between the 108 total hours of TV I watched and podcasts I created. I realize everyone?s carefully-crafted Internet personas don?t ever make mistakes, but in real life we actually do."

Pretty ironic that he gets offended over someone nitpicking and overcriticizing his work when he literally gets paid to nitpick and overcriticize WWE.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

^ Got to love dirt sheet writers.