Deadline is Tuesday, May 14th, 11:59 PM EST. Poles will stay open as close to the deadline as possible.
Extensions will be handled on a case by case basis in private.
Burger King© Street Fight
Neon Match
Feathered Boa on a Pole
Kumite Rules
Clockwork Orange Match
Juggalo Death Match
Deadline is Tuesday, May 14th, 11:59 PM EST. Poles will stay open as close to the deadline as possible.
Extensions will be handled on a case by case basis in private.
The large bed with comfortable cushions was inviting. Two lush filled lovebirds slid onto the bed, mannerlessly, and messed up the neatly drawn sheet. Their hands were rather busy in search for zippers, buttons and hooks to free their ravishing bodies off the last string of the clothes. The female partner won the battle, rolled over the man and climbed upon him. Their lustrous skin was glowing by the bright light from the outside.
She ran her fingers through his hair and pulled his head at her. His face was buried between her ample bosoms. She straddled over him; his hands uninvitingly followed down her spine. She forcefully pushed his hands above his head and proceeded to give a sensual kiss. She shivered, not by the erotic pleasure, but by the cold breeze which gently caressed her skin.
â??Didnâ??t I tell you close the window?â?, she questioned between her moans.
â??I didâ?, he said after a loud moan as she clawed her nails gently into his flesh.
She slid her hand down his abdomen, looking deep into his eyes lustfully while doing so, and grabbed a soft silk cloth. She planted a kiss behind his ears and whispered.
â??Strangle me babyâ?.
â??I hoped youâ??d say thatâ?, an uninvited voice spoke behind her.
Before the couple can rise from their erotic journey, Vlad, the man behind her, slid his arm around her throat and strangled her in a rear-naked choke. The male partner tried to push himself up the bed but met with a brutal punt to his temple, knocking him down. As she faded into unconsciousness, Vlad pushed her away and jumped over the man. He quickly grabbed a syringe from his bottle and sucked up a dense fluid. He then proceeded to directly inject it into the neck of the man lying on the bed.
By the time the woman was able to find her breath and raised to her feet, Vlad had neatly completed his artistic work. Vlad softly pulled the needle out of the manâ??s veins and threw the syringe out the window. Her eyes widened upon seeing that but her voice took a few moments further to react. She coughed out a couple of times and hid her naked body behind the beautiful curtain hovering by the widely opened window.
â??Whoâ?¦ what have you done to him?â?
â??Itâ??s just some sort of poison, which should kill him inâ?¦â?, he paused and wandered the room for a clock.
The room was nothing special; it was rather a simple room with half of the room being covered by the enormous bed.
â??â?¦in about 4 hours. I used to watch a lot of Indian movies and you could say I got this idea from one of those movies. Because I have the antidoteâ?, he beamed at her.
â??What do you want? I can give you anything you want!â?, she screamed at him.
â??Anything?â?, Vlad quipped.
She slowly unveiled her heavenly-made beauty from behind the curtain and took a couple of steps forward. Vlad sat down comfortably on the edge of the bed and turned his towards her man; he was still unconscious.
â??Itâ??s sort of an irony, isnâ??t it? Iâ??ve injected poison into your loverâ??s body and youâ??re ready to give your body to meâ?, Vlad questioned her.
â??Iâ??ll do anything to save himâ?, she begged him with her eyes.
â??I know youâ??d do anything to save him. I know that. And Iâ??d gladly accept your offer but thereâ??s something bothering meâ?.
â??Whatâ??s bothering you?â?
â??Whatâ??s my name?â?
â??How am I supposed to know? You broke into my house and poisoned my fiancé and assume that I know you. Who the hell are you?â?
She took a couple of heavy steps towards Vlad while screaming at him. Vlad responded by piercing a glare through her and gestured his fingers to send her back. She promptly followed his order and stood by the curtain.
Vlad raised to his feet and walked towards her. He traced his fingers down her spine and she shivered in embarrassment rather than arousal.
â??I wouldâ??ve gladly accepted you if it werenâ??t for your tattooâ?.
He stopped his fingers just above her bum where a hand holding a burning compass was inked.
â??Tell me now. Whatâ??s my name?â?, Vlad questioned her again.
Dramarama could feel his breath on her shoulders; Vlad was standing behind her like a predator, or best to say, a puppeteer. Holding her in his strings and ready to make open her lips.Vlad hands were typing something fast on the keyboard and his eyes were fastened to the computer screen. After a long two hours, his perpetual grin grew across his lips.
â??Tensen Heckles. I didnâ??t want lock horns with him without knowing who he really is. My last victim told me that I could find him at the same Pinewood bar on Thursdays. Turns out, he wasnâ??t a customer but the bartender working on Thursday shift. If heâ??s a bartender, whoâ??re his customers? That begs a whole different question doesnâ??t it? Three more clan memberâ?.
He stood up from the chair and walked around the room, contemplating his next move. He knows his target and four birds in one stone but the numbers were against him. Vlad has always been calculative.
â??I needed to hack the security camera of that bar to see whoâ??re those members. I couldâ??ve asked Annie Halloway for another favour. After all, she would do it if I offer her enough money. She wouldnâ??t mind what had happened between us in the past few weeks in our profession WZCW. I reckon she cares less about what happened between us during our triple threat match with Vega. And Iâ??m quite sure she cares even less about the match we have at Unscripted in a few days. I even like to believe that being the CEO of ATV is her profession, WZCW is just a hobby. The problem is, she played with my ego. She claimed that Iâ??d have tapped out to Vega. What a foolish thought? It was my fault as well, but she rubbed me off in a wrong way. I never needed to trust her alliance, but I donâ??t want her alliance againâ?.
He swiftly turned towards the screen and smiled widely. He already had somehow managed to hack the security system of the Pinewood bar. It wouldâ??ve been more difficult if it were the operating centre of the clan. It was rather a small gathering place where Tensen Heckles was working. However, what he found now was more satisfying than hacking the security camera.
â??I need an alliance, however, to gain advantage over the numbers. As soon as I enter the bar, theyâ??re going to identify me. They know how dangerous I am and Iâ??m quite sure theyâ??ll gang up to take me out. I need an alliance. Fortunately, thereâ??s a weak link among the four. Dramarama Aiela, single mother and someone who knows what true love is. A motherly love can easily be used in my favour. But Iâ??m not a monster, perhaps I am but still the one buried inside me will wake up if I do such a sinister act. I donâ??t want the poor old Vee to gain strength. Thatâ??s when I found this guy. A guy who loves not just her but also her child unconditionally. My strings on her canâ??t get any strongerâ?.
He laughed devilishly and looked at the computer screen. It displayed her residence address.
â??Vladâ?¦ Vlad Adzenhanâ?.
â??Itâ??s Vlad Azarov. Or you can sweetly call me as Chaosâ?.
Dramarama quivered in his presence and find herself a shelter behind the curtain. Her bosoms which could arouse any man and her curvy bum made her feel embarrassing. She covered herself once again with the curtain.
â??I know about you. Letâ??s cut the chase. What do you want from me?â?, she questioned, quite sternly.
â??Sweet. I want to know more about the Thursday customersâ?.
â??Jianamung Huan. Heâ??s a martial artist and he prefers using swords and knifes more than gunsâ?.
â??Ah, an unorthodox assassin. Martial artist, you say, couldnâ??t that be a coincidence?â?
â??Coincidence with what?â?
â??Never mind. Just go on with the detailsâ?.
â??Anyhow, heâ??s nothing special. Our clan has so many martial artists but Iâ??m quite Jian is well-versed at least two of the artsâ?.
Vlad smiled to himself. Regardless of what she says about him being nothing special, someone who knows martial arts is always special. It doesnâ??t take just a fit flexible body to master a martial arts skill. It takes a strong mind and intelligence. His muscle memory must be impeccable. If he has to take someone out, it must be him. Vlad thought to himself.
â??Carlos Papageno. Heâ??s the brother of Hector, the one you killed in the desert last weekâ?.
â??It all makes sense now, doesnâ??t it? Hector tried to feed me to his brother and hoped I would take the bait. I believe thatâ??s the reason why he told me to search for Tensen Heckles on the Pinewood bar on Thursdays. He isnâ??t dumb as he looked but the one thing he had forgotten is, Iâ??m better than himâ?.
â??And of course, Tensen Hecklesâ?.
â??You donâ??t need to tell anything about him. I can see who he is. The priority order you took to describe everyone, the one who Hector fed to me as a bait and a bartender? Ha! He was never meant to be an assassin wasnâ??t he?â?
â??Youâ??re right. He always hangs around with some big shots and hope to climb up the ranks. Thatâ??s why he nagged us to use the bar he works at as a communication hubâ?.
â??Well now as Iâ??ve known about everyone, letâ??s get to work. Time flies fast, doesnâ??t it? It felt like I just told you that the poison will kill your fiancé in 5 hours and now we only have 4 and a half hours leftâ?.
Dramaramaâ??s face was deprived any emotions. She wanted to strangle Vlad to death but she was helpless. She couldnâ??t even show her anger in her face, for she feared what heinous thing the monster would do if she had shown her rage. Tears rolled down her empty face.
â??Iâ??ve told you everything without a problem and I swear what I said is true. Please give me the antidoteâ?.
â??You think your fiancéâ??s life worth three names? Is that how worth a life is?â?
â??Heâ??s my life! I would give my life for him! I need him, not just for me but for my child. Please! Donâ??t you have an inch of grace in your heartâ?, Dramarama begged to him.
â??Ah I love emotions. You need him for you and your child, isnâ??t that right? So his life worth two lives, I believeâ?.
â??If you want me to say yes, then yes, it is!â?
â??Then all youâ??ve to do is take two other lives and Iâ??ll spare himâ?.
â??What?â?, she was shocked by Vladâ??s demands.
â??Donâ??t act like you havenâ??t killed anyone before. After all, youâ??re an assassin. I want you to kill Carlos and Tensenâ?.
She fell on her knees and cried out loud. She looked up at Vlad and looked in his devilish eyes.
â??Why? Why should I do that?â?
â??I donâ??t want blood in my handsâ?.
Dramarama walked into the bar and directly proceeded to talk to Carlos Papageno and Tensen Heckles. As planned, she smoothly had drawn them out of the bar into the backroom. Jianamung Huan was yet to arrive. Vlad entered into the deserted bar. Another bartender was busy cleaning the table. Vlad heard a couple of gunshots in the backroom. The bartender was unmoved. He carved a smile across his lips and walked to the room. He opened the door slightly to see Dramarama with her head bowed down in disgrace.The lifeless body of Vladâ??s father was in front of Vee. His ankle was severed and blood was oozing down like a tap. Vee raised his hands and brought it to his face; it was covered in blood. The last words of Vlad was echoing through his ears.
â??The blood is in your handsâ?¦â?
He was baffled. He know it wasnâ??t his father but the lifeless body resembled his father in all the aspects. It was a moment in which his mind hovered between the perpetual state of dream and reality. He canâ??t comprehend whatâ??s going on but the voice echoed.
â??The blood is in your handsâ?¦â?
His soul shrunk in guilt and crawled into a dark space within itself. It wasnâ??t brave enough to face the reality. He couldâ??ve deciphered the situation around him if he had taken few more hours, or even minutes. But his soul was too afraid. It was too fragile that it broke at the sight of blood. The blood was smeared all over the room, all over his clothes and all over his body.
Now, it has been several months. His soul searches its way back. It wants its way back to face the reality. It wants to understand what happened on that vile night. The only way back is blood. Vlad is aware of that. He doesnâ??t want to give an opportunity for the weaker mind to even think. He doesnâ??t want blood.
â??Give me the antidoteâ?.
â??How much time left for your beloved fiancé?â?
She looked up at him, this time with a burning rage in her eyes.
â??I have only 30 minutes to save him! Give me the antidote!â?
â??You know what I donâ??t like about the Indian movies? The hero always will have 24 hours to save his beloved. He always gets his hands on the antidote with one hour left. It always had raised a question in me. What sort of venom which had detoxicated the body for 23 hours can be nullified in 1 hour? It sounds, strange doesnâ??t it?â?
Dramarama was clearly not enthralled by the question. She was quite bamboozled as she sensed something isnâ??t right.
â??What?â?, thatâ??s all what she could raise with her trembling voice.
â??Your fiancé is already halfway down to hell. The antidote will have no effect. I assure you, youâ??ll soon reach himâ?.
She fell on her knees hard, she didnâ??t know whether to cry out load or grab Vlad by his throat. Vlad consoled her in his uncharacteristic soothing voice.
â??Since youâ??ve helped me with so much things, I will take care of your child. I love kidsâ?.
He smiled and locked the door. She only realised what he had just said after he shut the door on her. She was perplexed, tears rolled down her cheek like a summer tempest. She fainted in exhaustion.
Vlad slowly walked back and ordered a beer. The bartender passed him a huge pint of beer. He took a small sip when he heard someone entering the bar. It was undoubtedly Jianamung Huan. He didnâ??t notice Vlad as he sat down next to him. Vlad promptly smacked the pint over his head without any warning. Jian fell on the floor and Vlad made him stay there by slamming a chair over him. The chair shattered into pieces. Vlad grabbed a broken leg of the chair and stabbed right into the flesh of Juanâ??s thighs. He screamed in pain.
â??I want a nameâ?.
[Inside the secret underground Emperor's Palace Chambers
Zhanshi sat behind his large, ornately carved desk in his massive throne, unamused. A young Chinese scientist in a white lab coat nervously ran his finger under his collar and continued.
â??As you can see my lord,â? He began in English with his lips badly timed, â??you drank the entire Immortality potion when I suggested you only drink half of it, just in case.â?
Zhanshi picked up the empty beaker, â??Just in case I hallucinate badly and become disoriented? Like being abducted by aliens?!â?
â??Y-Y-Yes, my lord.â?
â??Do you realize I wrestled recently? I wrestled, still under the effects of this failed potion?! I LOST!â? Zhanshi shattered the glass on his desk. (SHATTER!) The scientist stammered and couldnâ??t find the words to express his forgiveness.
â??Take him away!â? Zhanshi ordered a nearby guard, he roughly dragged the scientist out of his throne room.
â??And WHERE is my street smart adviser?!â? Zhanshi slammed his fist on the cushioned arm rest of his throne.
â??Yo yo yo, itâ??$ me, da Z Cross in da mothuh fuckin hoooussse dawg! Sheeeyit son, you gots ta dope digs yo!â? A black African American walked into the throne room, he had on a thick fur coat, a row of gold plated teeth in his mouth, his hands covered in gold and wearing black track pants with white sneakers. Almost porn-like twangy music played as he strolled in.
â??Please speak English! I can hardly understand you!â? Zhanshi commanded with bad lipping as he adjusted his silky robes.
â??Look Yo, U called FAWr ME, not the otha way round, you dig?â? Z Cross leaned on the desk.
â??Good! Good! Now tell me what is the word going around the street about my opponents at Unscripted! I must have the inside knowledge, it is a five way fight and the voting is close.â?
â??Fo real yo? You not got the internet round here? Check the web Jackie Chan!â? Z Cross lit a joint.
â??Indeed! Bring forth The Ceremonial Laptop!â?
GONG!
Flutes and Chinese music played as two rows of gorgeous Chinese Women walked in carrying a bamboo table covered with a red silk cloth, in the middle of the cloth was a large pillow with a golden laptop on it, opened and ready to be used.
â??I will check the WZCW rumour pages and see what people are saying about me.â? Zhanshi announced as he loudly typed on his laptop.
â??Man, you got any Ceremonial Weed up in dis place? I jus got done of my last hit yo!â? Z Cross flicked the remaining illegal drugs across the room and stared at The Emperor, who was concentrating on his laptop.
â??What does this mean Z Cribb, - The Zhanshi vs Vlad Assoff match is my vote for WMOTY, - Slayerdragon19877 - What is he talking about?â?
â??I thank the dude means is like, the worse match of the year dawg, he frontin on yo match Bruce Lee!â? Z Cross covered his mouth as a giggle escaped. He was a little high from the illegal street drugs.
â??Yes, yes I understand. It was very difficult getting the crowd to enjoy my skill and domination when I had such a boring opponent like Azarov. It seems that Iâ??m also going to have to carry Kole and Sexy Dancer Girl and Hacking Girl at Unscripted as well, how can I keep the crowds awake long enough to show them how amazing my Kumite skills are?â?
â??Man I don know? Flex yo tit muscles or sumthin. GIGGLE!â?
â??You are not being very much help Street Smarts Man! I need to know how I can CONNECT with the wrestling world so they can understand that I am the best of the best.â?
â??LK, Al chuuuu Got Taaa do iZ Goe OutDerE, Kick $um mOtherfuCkiN T YO' PaYCheck,, Iz dat $imPlE.â?
â??You are becoming more and more difficult to understand! Look what this fan said â?? The least match KIâ??m and me are looking forward to is the fatal five way, YAWN! I hope thatâ??s the opener and itâ??s over quick. - SlickRon45 - With Kumite, these people will see the blood flow Z Crapp, they will understand why I must destroy my way to the top of this company! They will be talking about this fatal five way match for years afterwards!â?
â??YoyOO yoyyoYoo!!,, LIkee Mah Mo'FukIn Gr888 pimPIn GRAmpayyy UsED TAAAA $aayy, CHu BettUhh gevv Meee MaHH Mo'fukin MotherfuckiN bONes chu FuCKIN NaHh FYnee PIEce o' dOnkeaYy $hit!!!!â? Z Cross was jumping up and down now, bobbing his head head and flashing his fingers all over the place.
â??Guard! Remove this man! He has become too high to be in my presence.â?
Zhanshiâ??s royal guards quickly removed Z Cross from the room. The Emperor stood up, he walked out a side door from the throne room and down a dimly lit hall.
â??....chu FuCKIN NaHn Fynee.....what was he saying?â? Zhanshi kept walking, he walked past a crude painting of Azarov, he studied it for a moment.
â??Vlad Azarov, a worthy opponent for Unscripted. Skilled in martial arts, almost as skilled as myself. But he canâ??t be allowed to win this match, not while I am in it.â? Zhanshi punched the picture, it made an exaggerated smack sound and the picture fell off its hinges to the floor.
Zhanshi continued down the hall, a marble bust of Kole stood naked next to a flowing water fountain. The penis section was microscopic.
â??Kole, another unworthy opponent in my fatal four way match at Unscripted, his superkick is deadly though, I must avoid this kick at all costs...and hit him with one of MY OWN!!!!!â?
Zhanshi gave the marble statue a round house kick, the Kole statue exploded like it was made of sand.
The Emperor continued down the dimly lit hallway. There were no pictures or statues of Halloway or Adams....
â??Because theyâ??re forgettable!â? Zhanshi punched the air! (WOOSH!)
GONG!
Frank: Ludwig?!
Goon: Drebin!
Frank: Yeah, I'm Drebin!
Goon: I have a message for ya from Vincent Ludwig!
Goon: Take that, you lousy cop!
Frank: I'm sorry! I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!
Annie just now realized she needed to write this down.
She doesn't have much time to say anything, but perhaps this'll do.
Annie Halloway: The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you believe they never existed. And look who's right in front of you now...the devil herself.
And uh...yeah...that's it.
GONG!!!!
Frank: Ludwig?!
Goon: Drebin!
Frank: Yeah, I'm Drebin!
Goon: I have a message for ya from Vincent Ludwig!
Goon: Take that, you lousy cop!
Frank: I'm sorry! I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!
Alice is seen lounging in her favorite oversized tee. She has a very annoyed look on her face, she grabs a gaudy looking Starbucks cup and takes a deep drink, today was a lazy day for her, no work, no WZCW shenanigans, no kids since they where whisked away to Disneyworld with her parents. No, today was her day, her day to finally relax and enjoy the peace and quiet. Alice hears the phone ring in the other room; she sighs and walks into the kitchen to pick it up.
â??Hey cutie! Happy Happy Birthday!!! How old are you now? 45-?
Alice slams the phone down onto the hook, the Annoyed face more prominent than before. The phone rings again, she picks it up annoyed.
â??Awe come on love bug! Is that anyway to treat your friend?! Come on, you know I just love to poke fun at you.â?
Annoyed â??If your going to call and wish a friend happy birthday, then it would be in your best interest to not insult them in the process.â?
â??Oh come on Baby face, itâ??s been how many months since we last talked? I donâ??t think itâ??s very nice to treat your best friend like thatâ?¦â? fake whimpers
â??Oh cut the crap Satine, you're my only friend, so thatâ??s kind of a dead title on you.â? Giggles lightly
â??Come on Dollface, donâ??t be so sour, it's ya birthday, letâ??s go out and celebrate! I know this really cute little coffee shop, we can have a little lunch and go shopping, all on me, swearsies.â?
Adamâ??s rolls her eyes and smiles, itâ??s been while since shes been pampered, and hell, itâ??s not like she was really going to do anything anyways. She hears her phone chime in the bedroom.
â??Ok, ok, ok you win, S. Iâ??ll get dressed know and you can just text me the addressâ?¦ God your so psycho *laughs* ok, yeah, kisses, bye.â?
Alice hangs up her landline and walks into her bedroom straight to her nightstand where her phone is charging, her screen lit with notifications from both the fed and Satine. She unlocks her phone and opens her email and groans loudly once she sees who she has to face for her next match. She rolls her eyes so hard she swears she could see stars.
â??Really? Do I not put on good shows? Like seriously a â??fatal 5 way' *mockingly* give me a break. The unfashionable Hacker, the Fast food lackey', the walking disjointed karate movie andâ?¦ who even is this Edward Cullen sounding wannabe? Like, does he not even know that vampires are so 2005? Rolls eyes I am so not letting theseâ?¦ Nasties ruin my birthday. â??
Alice slips into her favorite little black dress, opened her text with the details from Satine and headed out the door
Later on that day:
Alice and Satine are walking around downtown; checking out all the local shops, stopping by and buying small things here and there; Satine stops dead in her tracks as they left one of the boutiques and smiles deviously, she points across the street to a shop whose windows where tinted as black as her dress. A neon light shines dimly behind the window tints.
â??Dollface, we HAVE to go there next!â?
Alice strains her eyes to try and focus on the sign in the window â??Is thatâ?¦ what I think it is? Oh my God, I am so in!â?
They walked quickly across the street. Once they where in front of the shop window the neon light became clear, they stood in front of a neon XXX, Alice and Satine squeal in delight. They walk inside the store, passed the videos and toys, straight to the â??clothing â??section. They both start browsing through the racks of school girl outfits and nurses costumes.
â??So howâ??s wrestling going? I saw your last match. You're doing really good.â?
â??Ehâ?¦ itâ??s been, ok. Iâ??m Just getting frustrated; it feels like no matter what I do, itâ??s never good enough. Iâ??m tired of always losing.â? Sighs
Satine walks over to her, and throws her arms around her dramatically.
â??Oh Dollface, it's going to be ok. Honestly I brought you out and wooed you today because I have been seeing your cute little â??promosâ?? you have been showing latley..
Speaking of that, how is that Uber driver doing? Last video I saw him post up, he was complimenting how well Flex Mussel looked on top of you.â? Rolls eyes
â??Screw that little leech, I know, I havenâ??t been the mostâ?¦ ladylike lately, I just couldnâ??t help it
I just saw red as soon as he started talking about me losing and then having the audacity to call me a stripper.â?
â??He called you a stripper?!â?
â??Yeah but that was before he started recording and- you know what thatâ??s not the point, the point is; I feel like this whole wrestling thing isn't working, no matter how much I focus and workout, I keep losing.â?
Satine kisses Aliceâ??s cheek, catching her off guard
â??Baby, Iâ??m sorry but, your no braun beauty. Honey, you have brains use them! Look as another birthday present for you, give me the deets on your next match.â?
Groans loudly â??ugh, itâ??s a â??fatal 5 way' between the annoyingly prude hacker-,â?
â??That's Halloway right?â?
â??Yeah, I beat her once, she shouldnâ??t be too hard to take down again,â?
â??Ok, well, that one was easy, who's next?â?
â??Then there's Zanshi, he is seriously a walking 80s karate movie. I swear, sometimes when he talks it doesnâ??t even look like his words match the movement of his mouth. Like, what the hell are you on?!â?
Giggles uncontrollably â??Oh, Iâ??ve seen him, heâ??s new right? Walking 80s movie is Right, shit, once you find out what heâ??s takingâ?¦ Save me some.â?
â??Oh your so terrible! Laughs look, are you going to help me or not?â?
â??Ok, ok, sorry, I got nothing on that guy.â?
Rolls her eyes â??figures, hrm, well there is this Dracula 2000 wannabe named Vlad. Word on the street is he is completely bonkers and should honestly be wearing a pretty white jacket, not a title.â?
Snickers
â??Wow, you would think the fed would screen wrestlers better. Please donâ??t die, like he sounds like if Jack the Ripper and Dr. Who had a baby. Well thatâ??s 4. Whoâ??s Lucky number 5?â?
Alice blushes hard and pulls away, she wanders to where the shoes are and starts absentmindedly trying them on. Satine stalks over and gets in her face.
â??Who is it? I can see you blushing, oh let me guess..
Is it burger boy? Oh look, you're getting redder! It is isnâ??t it?â?
â??Stupid Kole, Iâ??m so tired of him flaunting around like heâ??s all that, like no sweetheart, your just a glorified receptionist. Itâ??s not even that serious. I can't believe I almost slept withâ?¦ shudders THAT.â?
â??You what?! When was this? Oh God, how have you not told me?!â?
â??Itâ??s because I'm trying to pretend it never happened. This is why I donâ??t drink tequila anymore-â??
Satine smiles her devilish smile, Alice looks at her, confusion written across her face as plain as day. S rolls her eyes and letâ??s out a laugh.
â??There it is, your in.â?
â??Huh? My-my what? Sâ?¦ Why do I have a feeling Iâ??m not going to like this idea?â?
â??Look, like I said before, your not really that strong. A tiny girl like you obviously cant take on all 3 guysâ?¦ but if you had, oh I donâ??t knowâ?¦ some help, maybe you can just make it to the end.â?
â??Oh noâ?¦ you donâ??t mean-â??
Interrupts mid sentence
â??Use your little â??encounterâ?? as a get out of a huge ass beating free card, well almost free. Look if you could hook him once you can so do it again. Just think of it doll, all you gotta do is bat those pretty little lashes and bring the twins to full attention and in sure you can make him sweat.â?
Satine walks back over to the clothes rack, she pulls out a ridiculous black bodycon dress and holds it up.
â??Oh look how cute! And itâ??s only 30.00, its settled in getting this for you.â?
Before Adamâ??s could protest, satine walks up the the cash register and pays. Once finished she grabs her by the hand and walks out of the store with Adamâ??s firmly in tow. Once outside Satine let go of her hand and pulls put her phone.
â??Oh let me take a picture of the birthday girl at a Dirty Shop!â?
Alice laughs and looks down, hearing her friend protest that she ruined her picture. Then gasp and changes her mind, stating that this picture was almost museum worthy.
â??oh let me see, itâ??s so perfect! I donâ??t think Iâ??ve ever looked better.â?
As Satine was busy posting her masterpiece on Instagram, once finished she takes her friends arm and starts walking towards her car
â??Look, Iâ??m not saying sleep with the guy, Iâ??m just suggesting you play a little game of cat and mouse. Who knows? Maybe you might even get a boyfriend out of it.â? Laughs
â??You will not let this go will you. First of all, ew to the boyfriend thing, and secondlyâ?¦ I donâ??t know how to hide my, disgust for him.â?
â??Drink a bottle of tequila,â?
â??Not Funny bitch.â?
â??Come on, when was the last time you went on a date anyways?â?
â??T-that is none of your businessâ?¦ groans silently oh fine! Iâ??ll text him. But Iâ??m not asking him out, Iâ??m still a Lady damnit, I should be asked not the asker.â?
Satine laughs loudly as they both get into her car and drove her home. Once inside her big empty house, she makes her way to the bathroom and turns on the bath. Once everything was filled with hot water and bubbles Alice makes her way into the inviting tub and letâ??s aloud relaxed sigh out. She lazily opens her eyes and looks at her phone, remembering S teasing a d telling her to call him tonight. Alice lifts an arm out of the bath watching it slowly dry. As soon as she was able to show reaches for her phone and pulls up Kolesâ?? number. She bites her lower lip, nervousness slowly creeped up into her throat, she takes a deep breath, steadying her nerves and presses call
â??Hello, ko- I mean Keith, it's Babydo- I mean Alice. How have you been?â?
â??Hey baby cakes, long time no talk to, let me guess, you want another go at trying to get the most glorious O ever. â??
Alice shudders and tries to hold back her annoyance â??Oh, how I missed your unique charm.â?
â??You donâ??t have to act all proper for me sweetheart, look letâ??s just cut to the chase because, as you know, Keith Kole is a very busy man, since I am Secretary of State for our ever so infamous FLEX AMERICA, so Iâ??m gonna do you a favor. Word around the street is itâ??s your birthday, and since I couldnâ??t brighten your day today, how about I take you out when were in Texas for Unscripted? I know just the place to take a â??ladyâ?? such as yourself.â?
Alice rolls her eyes and stifles a snort. She pulls away from the phone to make a gagging sound.
â??Oh Keith, I donâ??t know what to sayâ?¦ thank you for the birthday wishes and, well gee, I guess I can't say no to such a charming proposal.â?
â??Great! Now I gotta go and take care of some very important paperwork, donâ??t lose to much sleep over me sweet ch- â??
Before Alice could finally snap, she hears her phone hang up the call, she looks at the screen, a pop up notification flashes call dropped, she laughs to herself, how does she keep getting herself in these positions? She finishes her bath gets out and settles in for the night.
Keith Kole had finally arrived at his home in San Diego, having decided to head home for a bit before going out toTexas. Kole kicked off his shoes and grabbed a can of Coke from the fridge. He cracks it open and sits on the couch, turning on the tv and flipping to ESPN. Kole was still a little bit confused about what happened at Ascension. Vega had spared him from a second killshot while his comrade Flex stood and watched from the ramp.
Maybe people were right.....maybe Flex was just using him.
As the thought lingered in his mind, Kole's train of thought was interrupted by Stephen A. Smith bad mouthing his Boston Celtics.
Kole: Fuck Kyrie Irving.
Kole reached for his PS4 controller and turned on the system. He had been playing Mortal Kombat 11 lately and was itching to get back on that tower grind. After a brief moment kustomizing his kharacter, Kole loads up the Towers of Time.
After a moment of browsing the roster Keith chuckled.
Kole: God this roster has so much in common with WZCW.
Kole proceeds to pick the most egotistical fighter in the game, Johnny Cage. (Because who else would he pick?) After selecting his loadout and begins the tower climb. Four opponents, brutal difficulty.
First up for Cage is Liu Kang....
Kole: Well well, if it isn't Zhanshi! Somehow he's even more of a stereotype than Lang!
At that moment his cat Mira grazed against his leg
Kole: No Mira! That Oriental might try to eat you if I lose!
ROUND 1 FIGHT!!!!
Kole rushes at Zhanshi and connects with a pissed off kombo. Zhanshi falls back stunned as Kole fired off a shadow kick followed by a rising star. Zhanshi hits the ground hard but forward rolls past Kole, striking him with a stiff 4 hit kombo, followed by a snap Kusari Slam. Kole stands up quickly and blocked an incoming bicycle kick.
Upon block Kole connects with a nut punch. As Zhanshi grabs at his egg roll, Kole delivers a mean uppercut.
FINISH HIM!!!
Kole gets close before delivering his fatality, Mr. Cage's Neighborhood. Kole rips Zhanshi in half and proceeds to do a corny ventriloquist routine as the victory screen plays.
Kole: Konichiwa Zhanshi
The next screen loaded up and his next opponent was Noob Saibot.
Kole: Ahh....Vlad! So nice to see you and your split personalities, it'll be a pleasure to double beat that ass!
Kole jumps forward, hitting first with a jumping kick, before landing and hitting two caged rages back to back. Before Vlad can recover Kole throws him mercilessly. Next was three quick forceballs, and then Kole dashes forward hitting an uppercut for the brutality finisher, Vlad' s head and spine detached from his body...
BRUTALITY.....FLAWLESS VICTORY
Kole slaps his chest hyped he got a flawless on brutal difficulty. The next screen loaded as Keith took a drink from his Coke. Up next....Jacqui Briggs
Kole: Hello Annie! All your hacking skills can't save you from the glorious skills of Keith Kole! Plus there's only one female in WZCW I'd even consider letting get Kole's Pole.
Annie attacks first, a bionic dash into a lethal clinch, followed by a suplex. Kole gets up slowly, but eats multiple hyper knees. Annie tries to throw Kole but he throw cancels into a nut(cunt?) punch. Kole quickly activates his devastating fatal blow, The Award GoesTo. After multiple krushing attacks, Annie stands up before eating an amplified shadow kick.
FINISH HER!!!
Kole steps up and hits his next fatality, Cut! Kole delivers an uppercut that doesn't quite decapitate the body, a loud "Cut! Take two!" Is heard before Kole tried again this time leaving the neck attached by a thread. Again a voice "Johnny Cage take 20" and Kole connects, with the head getting stuck on his fist, he shakes his head and throws the head at the camera
Kole: 3 down one to go!
The final opponent loaded up, to win the tower Kole would have to destroy Skarlet...
Kole: Mmm and there's the women who could get this pole, Miss Baby doll Adams! We know you want me sweetie, you can tell me, it'll be our little secret.
Kole attacks Adams with a rising star. Adams falls back and Kole firesoff multiple forceballs, all but one connecting. Alice dashes forward but eats a caged rage. Kole hits a quick three punch kombo before hitting pissed off. Adams tries to blood ball but Kole dodges it. A blood tentacle catches Kole and Adams unleashes Bloody Fun, Kole is rocked but gets up quickly, hitting Adams with an amplified Rising star.
FINISH HER!!!!
Kole provides a mercy, letting the sexy but battered broad come forward before unloading the second brutality of the tower. Victory Kole
BRUTALITY
Kole: And just like that I win. It'll be the same in San Antonio when I beat these four warriors in our own personal mortal kombat.
Kole starts to get up to use the bathroom when his cell rings. He grabs his phone and sees irs Alice Adams calling.
Kole: Hahaha! I knew she wanted this D. Fuck I gotta shit tho.....
Kole hesitates a moment before shrugging his shoulders
Kole: Fuck it, she won't be able to tell, time to finally plow this stripper.
Kole enters the bathroom, dropping his pants and sitting down before answering the phone
Kole: Hello Baby doll, ya miss good ol Kole Daddy?
Kole shuts the door, continuing to "spit game to this dame"
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