Shower Thoughts

[Spidey]

Are snails bullets?

Like they gots a shell, and they gots a slug.

I don't know. Something to brew on.

[JGlass]

[Fallout]

Jesus christ, Steven Crowder. That guy is a grade-A cunt.

[Yaz]

I had no idea where that meme came from, kind of a common theme for me, read to autism laded post back on WZ to find out more, so I looked into it. The evidence that Pop-Tarts are actually ravioli is kind of compelling.

[Fallout]

Speaking of old WZ autism, anyone remember Tits N Ass Rick, The Legend? That guy who fantasised about Russo and wore that Shark Boy knockoff mask in videos that he sadly deleted.

[#AbsoluteUnit]

Are snails bullets?

Like they gots a shell, and they gots a slug.

I don't know. Something to brew on.

That's some deep thought there.

[JGlass]

I had no idea where that meme came from, kind of a common theme for me, read to autism laded post back on WZ to find out more, so I looked into it. The evidence that Pop-Tarts are actually ravioli is kind of compelling.

If you like that, check this out...

[Fire Marshall Bill]

If you like that, check this out...

This chart is clearly wrong. A pop tart is ravioli

Seriously though, Iâ??ve always loved that chart. Thereâ??s real thought put into it, yet I find it hilarious. It also makes me believe that Beef Wellington belongs in the same section of that chart at a burrito.

Beef Wellington may very well be a sandwich.

[JGlass]

I showed this chart to some friends at a bar the other night and much discussion ensued.

I think at the end of the day I'm ingredient purist, structure neutral, so long as hamburgers fall into that category. I don't think anybody would argue that a sub isn't a sandwich, and if they would I will fight them to the bitter death on that.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I showed this chart to some friends at a bar the other night and much discussion ensued.

I think at the end of the day I'm ingredient purist, structure neutral, so long as hamburgers fall into that category. I don't think anybody would argue that a sub isn't a sandwich, and if they would I will fight them to the bitter death on that.

Considering itâ??s often referred to as short for â??submarine sandwichâ? theyâ??d certainly be fighting an uphill battle.

Hamburgers are fine, but hot dogs are where you start to stretch my boundaries.