Remember back in 2009 when I made my first thread on WZ that absolutely blew up with controversy? I was a stupid 8th grader who had a major crush on a girl.

Some of you gave me advice, and some of you trolled me. Well here's an update for you...she posted her engagement photos on Facebook today, and holy shit did I dodge a bullet! She's 26, but she looks like she's 46.

And me? Well I'm asexual, and have no plans on actually hooking up with anyone. But I finish my masters next month, and I'm finally beginning the process of becoming a foster parent now that I've got a path to a stable career.

Hope you all are doing well!