There's really no good place to begin...

Donald Trump wins an election. Russia is confirmed by intelligence agencies to have worked on behalf of Trump. Trump fires the FBI Director for investigating the "Russia thing". Justice Department appoints Special Counsel Robert Mueller, former FBI Director, to take over the investigation.

Concurrently, a porn star named Stormy Daniels reveals an affair with President Trump which occurred back in 2006, shortly after the birth of Trump's youngest son. Daniels claims she didn't come forward because she was intimidated into signing a $130,000 non-disclosure agreement (NDA) with longtime Trump attorney, Michael Cohen. Former Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal also comes forward, alleging an affair with President Trump and also has signed a $150,000 non-disclosure agreement with Michael Cohen. Both Daniels and McDougal unknowingly used the same attorney, Keith Davidson, to sign the NDA.

During the course of Mueller's investigation, he turns over to federal prosecutors potential crimes of Michael Cohen. The FBI raids Michael Cohen's places of business and living. Afterwards, it comes out that Michael Cohen had worked with Keith Davidson AGAIN on a different NDA (3 different NDAs, that we know of), this time a $1.6 million agreement for RNC Deputy Finance Chair, Elliot Brody, who had an affair with a Playmate, impregnated her and had her get an abortion.

But yesterday is the real kicker. After the FBI raid, Michael Cohen went to court to try and prevent federal investigators to search his records, claiming attorney client privilege. Cohen claimed 10 client, but could only show three actual clients. After several hours of Cohen's attorneys basically pleading with the judge not to, the judge ordered Michael Cohen to reveal the name of his third client, which just so happened to be Fox News entertainer, and Trump adviser/cheerleader, Sean Hannity.

Seriously, even the WWE could not have written a more ridiculous story. And they've tried.

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