Anyone else remember this one?

"I walk for miles inside this pit of danger. A place where no one follows me. I walk alone!" So claims the lyrics of Saliva's theme for one Dave Ba(u)tista, and did he ever live up to these words. The mid-00's main event titan returned last week to make an impact, taking out Ric Flair on his 70th birthday and demanding Triple H's attention. We seem destined for a crash course into WrestleMania between the two former Evolution stablemates, but how we get there is another thing entirely. Prepare for ruffled foreheads galore and sweat filled intensity!

Elsewhere, Roman Reigns is in remission! Fucking a'! And he's back! Blimey Charlie! He immediately made his presence felt by assisting Seth Rollins in combating Baron Corbin and his League of Villainy (Lashley, McIntyre and Elias) and in turn saving the supposedly departing Dean Ambrose. Hmmmm, curiouser and curiouser... What does the future holds for "The Big Dog", his SHIELD brethren and their affiliated rivals?

Also, Ronda Rousey laid down the RAW Women's title in protest over the way the Becky Lynch situation was handled. Is it vacated? Will the McMahon's cave to pressure applied to the UFC Hall of Famer, who openly admitted she didn't need WWE? Almost like they did this deliberately to hook us in or something...