Harrys: The following contest is The Main Event of the evening, and is a 30 Person Lethal Lottery Match!!! The rules of tonight's main event are as follows:
- 2 people enter and every 2 minutes a new competitor will appear.
- To be eliminated you must go over the top rope and have both feet hit the floor.
- The last person in the ring will become the WZCW World Heavyweight Champion!
Introducing the contestant that drew number one...
#1 - Xander
As the drum beat kicks in, Xander slowly walks out onto the stage. A spotlight follows him down the ramp. He smiles at the audience, who mercilessly boo him. He reaches the foot of the ramp, raising both hands, and gives the audience the middle finger. He then slides in and mounts the turnbuckle. Xander stares out at the Jeddah crowd, smirking and pointing to the sky.
Harrys: From Phoenix, Arizona, weighing 210 pounds, this is Xander!!!
Cohen: A tall mountain to climb for sure, but if there's one man with the gear to do it, here he is.
Copeland: But he's also coming off a loss from Black and falling short of the Eurasian Championship. That has to be bugging him right now.
Connor: Probably not as much as drawing #1 in a 30 person royale. Unlucky.
Xander stretches and waits for his opponent.
Harrys: And the competitor who drew number two...
#2 - Mikey Stormrage
The lights go down and green lights pulsate. Mikey runs out, slapping hands and taking pictures with the Saudi fans. After a moment he rolls into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, shouting a mighty "Game Over!"
Harrys: From Berkley, California, weighing 361 pounds, Mikey Stormrage!!!
Copeland: A veteran of many, many Lethal Lotteries. A veteran who just beat his closest friend in a brutal Hell In A Cell Match last pay per view. My early pick for the winner!
Cohen: Yeah, but he's #2.
Connor: Didn't you just say Xander could get it done?
DING DING DING
Before they square off, Mikey extends his hand to Xander. Xander looks at it, half-amused, half-cautious. The fans cheer on the display of sportsmanship, and the Number One entry weighs his options. He shrugs and clasps hands with Mikey in a firm but friendly-enough handshake.
They release, circling each other in a slow rhythmic dance. Front rows give a combative chant of "Triple X!" mixed in with an off-beat "Mi-key!". Xander goes in for the grapple, but slaps Stormrage's chest instead. Mikey retaliates, delivering a whopping THUD to Xander's own, Xander recoils in pain, and staggers to the ropes. Mikey goes to charge him, but stops midway when Xander ducks down and slides beneath the bottom ropes. The crowd boos at the show of cowardice.
Copeland: Xander playing games with Mikey. Not sure that's wise.
Cohen: Long as it's not a hot dog eating contest, he's got this.
The lights flicker, and Xander heads back inside. Mikey on the offense.
5...4...3...2...1...
#3 - Chris K.O.
The lights go out and yellow lights glow through fog on the entrance stage. K.O. rushes out and slides in, joining the fray.
Copeland: A WZCW icon! Chris K.O. felt the call to return to the ring after being gone for several years. The call to gold can tempt even the most family-oriented of men it seems.
Connor: Time away from a ring is every wrestler's enemy. Curious to see how he'll handle things.
He aids Stormrage in fighting Xander, both Irish Whipping him and sticking him with a Double Clothesline. They pick him up and drop him back down with a Mikey - Uranage/Chris - Running Knee Strike combo. Chris K.O. is all smiles, appealing to the fans as Mikey lifts Xander onto his shoulders and proceeds to dump him to the outside for the elimination. Xander grips the top ropes and shakes them, trying to slither out of the gamer's grasp.
Cohen: Yes! Mikey's greatest weakness - sudden movements!
Again, the lights flicker. Chris K.O. keeps his eyes on the entrance.
5...4...3...2...1...
#4 - Red Mask
Cohen: You gotta be kidding me.
Copeland: The superhero is back, Jack!
Red Mask hops from one end of the ramp to the other, hyping the masses. The crowd is happy to see the fan favorite. K.O. shakes his head, but doesn't have much time to mull it over as the Titus-disguised vigilante slides in the ring and throws a barrage of fists into Chris's face. K.O. is taken by surprise, and falls to the mat.
Xander escapes Mikey's hold and delivers a Jumping Enziguri to Stormrage's temple. It brings the big man down.
Red Mask lands the Tit Drop as the audience reacts loudly.
5...4...3...2...1...
#5 - Callie Clark
The cosplayer waits no time as she runs and then slides down underneath the ring.
Connor: What...
Cohen: Why get in with the big guys when you can bide your time below?
Only Red Mask notices her strategy. He climbs out of the ring between the ropes and hunts for her.
Xander sees the down Chris, and pulls him up and against the top rope for the elimination. He struggles. Mikey is gathering himself together, sees Chris is in trouble, and goes to assist.
Red Mask finds Callie, but he catches a face full of blinding foam. Callie sprayed him with a fire extinguisher! He takes several steps back to wipe the gunk from his mask to see. Several audibly laugh. Red Mask turns red.
